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Ally (she/her)
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Taylor Swift is gay. I don’t make the rules.

lifelong chiefs fan. comic book nerd. disney adult. gaylor.

friend of dorothea 🌈👭
"chiefs fan since birth" is not an exaggeration. my birth announcement was me next to a signed Albert Lewis ball my parents won at a charity thing in the 80s.
god gives his toughest battles (being a gaylor for a decade and a chiefs fan since birth) to his strongest soldiers (me)
September 21, 2026 at 4:26 AM
i tried to get my friend to watch games with me for ten years and now she does bc she likes seeing Taylor there (she's not a tayvis)

this is why i can't fully hate this era. it brought me closer to someone i love. i can imagine she did that for a LOT of women who didn't see entry into football
September 21, 2026 at 4:22 AM
we won but at what cost. relying on buttsniffer? 😔
i am TIRED i do not have TIME FOR OT
September 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
i am TIRED i do not have TIME FOR OT
September 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
god gives his toughest battles (being a gaylor for a decade and a chiefs fan since birth) to his strongest soldiers (me)
September 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
how do i get added to the Gaylor/lgbetty feeds?
September 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i think we need to step back

calling someone sweetie isn't patronizing in and of itself

they're friends. i call my friends darlin', baby, cutie, honey

we're so desperate for the end that sometimes we try to find things where there are none
September 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
as a lifelong chiefs fan, it's about mahomes coming back.

he is, statistically, well on his way to being the greatest QB to ever play the game.

his return meant he was either back playing at his prime or crashing and burning, and either way, that's great television.
Random af, but KC went 6-11 last year. How/why they have back to back prime time season opening spots is beyond me. They didn't earn that. Hmmm. Money maker
September 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
DISNEY OWNS ESPN Y'ALL

THEY'VE BEEN DOING COLLABS WITH THE NFL FOR LITERALLY DECADES

after the super bowl, the winning team's captain is contractually obligated to say "I'm going to Disneyland!"

it's fun to clown, but not everything is Taylor pilled, as much as we'd like it to be.
September 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i know it's annoying that people are obsessed with football because of tayvis

but i also know there are a lot of women who were interested in football and didn't see an entry into it socially

taylor swift has always been about making safe spaces for girlhood, and now the football world has that
September 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
there was a victorian practice of gifting a widow a string of pearls
August 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
straightest woman alive
2018: Invisible

Taylor talks about a fan who wrote her a letter saying he was going to be at this particular show, explaining how important the song “Invisible” was to him before coming out.

“It honors me to be any part of that journey.”

youtu.be/X2EdRUp2-fs?... (song starts at 2:13)
Taylor Swift - Invisible (Live From The Reputation Stadium Tour)
YouTube video by forevermore
youtu.be
August 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i'm going to say something that might be controversial

our community saying she looks sad every time her face is neutral in some blurry pic is giving "she should smile more"

especially since she's autistic and is probably just letting her mask slip while she reads a menu or checks her phone
August 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
baby I could build a castle 🏰
out of all the bricks 🧱 they threw as meeeeeee
July 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hello. I am a long time gaylor lurker on my personal account. With everything going on, I wanted to make a specific account to keep track of everything with you all.
June 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM