Maria 🇺🇸🗑️🔥
@geisha-runner.bsky.social
I'm an Elder Millennial. You can take my gifs out of my cold dead hands!
My brain went horns = crown and Beyonce is a queen. 👑
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My brain went horns = crown and Beyonce is a queen. 👑
But I already have a dog 😭
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
But I already have a dog 😭
Right? Hello mason jars and vacuum sealer!
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Right? Hello mason jars and vacuum sealer!
So they get away with all the chaos they create 😸
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So they get away with all the chaos they create 😸
I had a cat who loved to sleep just above my head in bed. Very grateful I was in my 20s so I could bounce back quicker. Not sure how long it would take 40 yr old me to recover 😂
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I had a cat who loved to sleep just above my head in bed. Very grateful I was in my 20s so I could bounce back quicker. Not sure how long it would take 40 yr old me to recover 😂
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM