Geoff Wet Blanket
@geoffwetblanket.bsky.social
My Songs and Sketches Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/@GeoffWetBlanket-t1v
https://www.youtube.com/@GeoffWetBlanket-t1v
Staffordshire or Derbyshire? Spooky spoken word with musical accompaniment, evoking the spirit of Telly Savalas. [AI-assisted voice/visuals]
September 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Staffordshire or Derbyshire? Spooky spoken word with musical accompaniment, evoking the spirit of Telly Savalas. [AI-assisted voice/visuals]
All I can see is Sunak saying "Top man, Tebbit".
September 20, 2026 at 12:52 PM
All I can see is Sunak saying "Top man, Tebbit".
"I'd like to apologise for the beginning of the show but it was something I had to say. My shows are about love, family, unity and parents and kids jumping around having fun... I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY! AND LAST NIGHT YOU WERE IN MY ROOM! AND NOW MY BEDSHEETS SMELL LIKE YOU!"
Ed Sheeran A Little More
ALT: Ed Sheeran A Little More
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September 20, 2026 at 11:38 AM
"I'd like to apologise for the beginning of the show but it was something I had to say. My shows are about love, family, unity and parents and kids jumping around having fun... I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY! AND LAST NIGHT YOU WERE IN MY ROOM! AND NOW MY BEDSHEETS SMELL LIKE YOU!"
A popular high school student in the town of Twin Peaks, Palmer was brutally murdered in 1989, leading to a lengthy investigation into her complicated past spearheaded by FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, including her possible connections to some of the town's supernatural forces.
September 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A popular high school student in the town of Twin Peaks, Palmer was brutally murdered in 1989, leading to a lengthy investigation into her complicated past spearheaded by FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, including her possible connections to some of the town's supernatural forces.
The Wombles - "Imagine if glam rock was for three year olds at a jelly and ice cream party".
September 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Wombles - "Imagine if glam rock was for three year olds at a jelly and ice cream party".
Probably the only serious thing I've ever written/will ever write on social media (with the help of DeepSeek AI, of course LOL). About aphantasia and the literature I read at school between ages 11-18 in the 1970s. The assumptions haven't changed since.
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September 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Probably the only serious thing I've ever written/will ever write on social media (with the help of DeepSeek AI, of course LOL). About aphantasia and the literature I read at school between ages 11-18 in the 1970s. The assumptions haven't changed since.
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Many fans are now exiled east of Edenbridge.
September 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Many fans are now exiled east of Edenbridge.
Got a very long post to do on social media (just the one). WordPress is a fucking pain in the arse. Any suggestions?
September 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Got a very long post to do on social media (just the one). WordPress is a fucking pain in the arse. Any suggestions?
Thanks, Ian.
Ian
Ian
September 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Thanks, Ian.
Ian
Ian
"Piddington is the book Stephen Fry wrote to read to his husband at bedtime."
Harry Enfield Ian Hislop
ALT: Harry Enfield Ian Hislop
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September 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Piddington is the book Stephen Fry wrote to read to his husband at bedtime."
What's this "reading together" bullshit? A free taste of Guinness Zero for participants to turn their noses up at?
September 16, 2026 at 10:05 AM
What's this "reading together" bullshit? A free taste of Guinness Zero for participants to turn their noses up at?
Reposted by Geoff Wet Blanket
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
Rupert, you sound like one of our local whites. Are you sure you don't live round here? By the way, it's customary to mention Mick Jagger, even when talking about the girls' school.
September 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Rupert, you sound like one of our local whites. Are you sure you don't live round here? By the way, it's customary to mention Mick Jagger, even when talking about the girls' school.
Just spent the best part of ten grand of my dear departed mum's house money on this for the two of us including single room and security guard supplements as we can't sleep in the same room anymore and we share a fear of Mike Read opening the door in the middle of the night.
September 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Just spent the best part of ten grand of my dear departed mum's house money on this for the two of us including single room and security guard supplements as we can't sleep in the same room anymore and we share a fear of Mike Read opening the door in the middle of the night.
Make a band drinkable:
Screwdriver
Screwdriver
Make a band drinkable:
The Beertles
The Beertles
Make a band drinkable:
Prosecco and the Bunnymen
Prosecco and the Bunnymen
September 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Make a band drinkable:
Screwdriver
Screwdriver
Stag beetles
Snakes
Bees/Wasps
Dr Who
Pinky & Perky
H.R. Pufnstuf
Deep water
Heights/Climbing/Children's Playgrounds
Wallpaper
Skinheads/Bullies
Reading books written by people who died young
Wall of Death (motorbikes)
Slade Green because I thought it was full of skinheads
Snakes
Bees/Wasps
Dr Who
Pinky & Perky
H.R. Pufnstuf
Deep water
Heights/Climbing/Children's Playgrounds
Wallpaper
Skinheads/Bullies
Reading books written by people who died young
Wall of Death (motorbikes)
Slade Green because I thought it was full of skinheads
Regretfully I have to do a Part 2. The floodgates have opened.
Iron lungs
Mrs Bagley (?) Sweetshop owner, Rita Webb lookalike, terrifying reputation
Getting the plague after accidentally touching a dead rat behind a school radiator
Pinky & Perky
Unlit, dingey Victorian toilets with noisy flushes
Iron lungs
Mrs Bagley (?) Sweetshop owner, Rita Webb lookalike, terrifying reputation
Getting the plague after accidentally touching a dead rat behind a school radiator
Pinky & Perky
Unlit, dingey Victorian toilets with noisy flushes
Things I was frightened of as a child:
The dark swallowing me up
Smokers who would all die of cancer
Various playground trolls who gave you the bumps/threw you down a bank in a field/bruised you until they moved on to the next victim
Marty Feldman's eyes
The UFO that apparently landed in Pye Green
The dark swallowing me up
Smokers who would all die of cancer
Various playground trolls who gave you the bumps/threw you down a bank in a field/bruised you until they moved on to the next victim
Marty Feldman's eyes
The UFO that apparently landed in Pye Green
September 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Stag beetles
Snakes
Bees/Wasps
Dr Who
Pinky & Perky
H.R. Pufnstuf
Deep water
Heights/Climbing/Children's Playgrounds
Wallpaper
Skinheads/Bullies
Reading books written by people who died young
Wall of Death (motorbikes)
Slade Green because I thought it was full of skinheads
Snakes
Bees/Wasps
Dr Who
Pinky & Perky
H.R. Pufnstuf
Deep water
Heights/Climbing/Children's Playgrounds
Wallpaper
Skinheads/Bullies
Reading books written by people who died young
Wall of Death (motorbikes)
Slade Green because I thought it was full of skinheads
What the fuck are you on about? That's nothing to do with aphantasia FFS.
September 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What the fuck are you on about? That's nothing to do with aphantasia FFS.
Have dropped 500 Miles and Karma Chameleon from my DJ set at tonight's corporate do. Playing Come On Eileen three times in a row instead.
September 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Have dropped 500 Miles and Karma Chameleon from my DJ set at tonight's corporate do. Playing Come On Eileen three times in a row instead.
Samuel *Poops* morelike.
September 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Samuel *Poops* morelike.
I want a Question Time episode of has-been 80s musicians: The Proclaimers (sitting and speaking together as one), Boy George, Nick Cave and Billy Bragg. It could save the BBC.
September 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I want a Question Time episode of has-been 80s musicians: The Proclaimers (sitting and speaking together as one), Boy George, Nick Cave and Billy Bragg. It could save the BBC.
Shitcom idea. Joint UK prog rock/Soviet space expedition - Emerson, Laika & Palmer.
September 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Shitcom idea. Joint UK prog rock/Soviet space expedition - Emerson, Laika & Palmer.
"I see Penda's Fen is on the television box this very evening."
September 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"I see Penda's Fen is on the television box this very evening."
Reposted by Geoff Wet Blanket
not sure whether to feel bone-deep ancient or strangely settled on hearing Charly Says by Prodigy coming from the window of an apartment in the local Old Folks' Home
September 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM
not sure whether to feel bone-deep ancient or strangely settled on hearing Charly Says by Prodigy coming from the window of an apartment in the local Old Folks' Home
Just heard a boomer Reform voter saying the king should "remove his name from the royal national lifebelt institution". You couldn't make it up!
September 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Just heard a boomer Reform voter saying the king should "remove his name from the royal national lifebelt institution". You couldn't make it up!
Anyway, these Merchant Ivory baked beans are a game changer.
September 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Anyway, these Merchant Ivory baked beans are a game changer.