M.Gerv
@gervmb.bsky.social
Hockey, Pearl Jam, Road Cycling, Golf & Genealogy! 🇮🇹+ 🇨🇦 +🏒! #LetsGoPens
I'm calling it... Mitch McConnell is D.B. Cooper!!!!
August 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I'm calling it... Mitch McConnell is D.B. Cooper!!!!
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Why is it that every photo from Trump's Great American State Fair looks like this...
June 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Why is it that every photo from Trump's Great American State Fair looks like this...
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I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
June 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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Facebook is down
Simpsons Lawyers Dancing for World Peace
ALT: Simpsons Lawyers Dancing for World Peace
static.klipy.com
June 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Facebook is down
at some point there must've been an epidemic of US children who were dropped on their heads at an early age... it's the only way to explain this.
Also what does she think the Pope's job is??
Also what does she think the Pope's job is??
April 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
at some point there must've been an epidemic of US children who were dropped on their heads at an early age... it's the only way to explain this.
Also what does she think the Pope's job is??
Also what does she think the Pope's job is??
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Giving up all social media for lent! See you April 5.. go Canada go !! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #teamCanada
February 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Giving up all social media for lent! See you April 5.. go Canada go !! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #teamCanada
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Where the Dreams Begin
Bill Brownridge
n.d.
Bill Brownridge
n.d.
February 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Where the Dreams Begin
Bill Brownridge
n.d.
Bill Brownridge
n.d.
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Untitled - Playing Until Sundown
Allen Sapp ~ Cree
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Allen Sapp ~ Cree
n.d.
February 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Untitled - Playing Until Sundown
Allen Sapp ~ Cree
n.d.
Allen Sapp ~ Cree
n.d.
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Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
The best part of beating the Rags & #Crosby getting a point is somewhere Brandon Dubinsky is crying a little! #letsgopens
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The best part of beating the Rags & #Crosby getting a point is somewhere Brandon Dubinsky is crying a little! #letsgopens
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Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
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I’m old enough to remember when most of the NHL came out against Pride nights/jerseys.
You know, a year ago.
You know, a year ago.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I’m old enough to remember when most of the NHL came out against Pride nights/jerseys.
You know, a year ago.
You know, a year ago.
Just read the Marner article by noted Sportnet and thus Roger’s and thus MLSE employee Friedman… feels like a hit job to me!! All marner’s fault none on gen Maple Leafs! #mapleleafs
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Just read the Marner article by noted Sportnet and thus Roger’s and thus MLSE employee Friedman… feels like a hit job to me!! All marner’s fault none on gen Maple Leafs! #mapleleafs
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I feel like when folk music starts getting this good again it’s usually a pretty good indicator that shit is FUCKED
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I feel like when folk music starts getting this good again it’s usually a pretty good indicator that shit is FUCKED
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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At this rate, the administration is providing Bruce Springsteen with an entire album’s worth of content if each track is about a specific person
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
At this rate, the administration is providing Bruce Springsteen with an entire album’s worth of content if each track is about a specific person
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If one man on the entire earth would stop being a dick, things would calm down by like 50%. One man just waking up and thinking, “Maybe I’ll try not being an absolute dick today” and it would all get significantly better. But that man would rather just be a dick.
Trump: “If Governor Carney thinks he is going to make Canada a ‘Drop Off Port’ for China to send goods and products into the United States, he is sorely mistaken … If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% Tariff against all Canadian goods and products”
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If one man on the entire earth would stop being a dick, things would calm down by like 50%. One man just waking up and thinking, “Maybe I’ll try not being an absolute dick today” and it would all get significantly better. But that man would rather just be a dick.
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Listen to the experts:
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Listen to the experts:
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I remember learning about WWI in school and thinking "um, nobody seems to be able to give a clear reason why the entire world went to war" and a generation from now kids will be wondering the same thing about Trump's world war
Impeach this mother fucker before he starts WW3 for literally no reason at all
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I remember learning about WWI in school and thinking "um, nobody seems to be able to give a clear reason why the entire world went to war" and a generation from now kids will be wondering the same thing about Trump's world war
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Jesus Christ CBS is Veep but for media
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Jesus Christ CBS is Veep but for media
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Coming up next, 60 Minutes sponsored by Laramie cigarettes
January 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Coming up next, 60 Minutes sponsored by Laramie cigarettes
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When my late mother got Alzheimer's, we had to label everything too.
The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
When my late mother got Alzheimer's, we had to label everything too.
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Long thread:
There is no proof that the "Venezuela for Ukraine" swap that Fiona Hill described in her 2019 testimony was ever completed, but there are signs that it is beginning to play out.
Two weeks before US troops nabbed Maduro and his wife, Russia pulled all of its people out of Venezuela.
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There is no proof that the "Venezuela for Ukraine" swap that Fiona Hill described in her 2019 testimony was ever completed, but there are signs that it is beginning to play out.
Two weeks before US troops nabbed Maduro and his wife, Russia pulled all of its people out of Venezuela.
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January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Long thread:
There is no proof that the "Venezuela for Ukraine" swap that Fiona Hill described in her 2019 testimony was ever completed, but there are signs that it is beginning to play out.
Two weeks before US troops nabbed Maduro and his wife, Russia pulled all of its people out of Venezuela.
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There is no proof that the "Venezuela for Ukraine" swap that Fiona Hill described in her 2019 testimony was ever completed, but there are signs that it is beginning to play out.
Two weeks before US troops nabbed Maduro and his wife, Russia pulled all of its people out of Venezuela.
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