Kristen 👻
@ghostapologist.bsky.social
Casual gamer, professional crier
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If I’ve ever cried in front of you…. Nuh uh. You have to forget that rn.
September 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I’ve ever cried in front of you…. Nuh uh. You have to forget that rn.
Seeing resident evil tomorrow & if it’s bad you’ll all find out exactly who the evil resident is
September 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Seeing resident evil tomorrow & if it’s bad you’ll all find out exactly who the evil resident is
I need everyone to stop posting pics of their dead dogs under cute dog videos. I don’t wanna scroll the comments and start crying!!! Please start catering your entire internet existence to me
September 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I need everyone to stop posting pics of their dead dogs under cute dog videos. I don’t wanna scroll the comments and start crying!!! Please start catering your entire internet existence to me
At any given moment you will find me laughing abt Rocky Flintstone killing Dick Van Dyke and writing that he was “humming alone at a bus stop” in heaven 😭
September 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
At any given moment you will find me laughing abt Rocky Flintstone killing Dick Van Dyke and writing that he was “humming alone at a bus stop” in heaven 😭
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they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
August 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
Took a bite of an Oreo ice cream sandwich and started crying bc my dog would’ve loved trying to steal it from me while I fought her off 😩😩😩
August 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Took a bite of an Oreo ice cream sandwich and started crying bc my dog would’ve loved trying to steal it from me while I fought her off 😩😩😩
Nothing makes me freeze up faster than a man in a creative space asking “so uh…. How woke is everyone here?”
August 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Nothing makes me freeze up faster than a man in a creative space asking “so uh…. How woke is everyone here?”
“We need representation of male abuse victims” but when they show their trauma in ways that are unpalatable to you, you say you hate them and they’re irredeemable 🤪
August 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
“We need representation of male abuse victims” but when they show their trauma in ways that are unpalatable to you, you say you hate them and they’re irredeemable 🤪
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This is Pepe le Pew. He has been to the beach many times over the years, but still gets just as excited about it. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: pepedog808)
August 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is Pepe le Pew. He has been to the beach many times over the years, but still gets just as excited about it. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: pepedog808)
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We're teaming up with Makeship to give 3 people the chance to win our latest plushie, Bonk the Melanistic Pachy! 🦖🖤 This giveaway will run across ALL of our social channels!
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July 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
We're teaming up with Makeship to give 3 people the chance to win our latest plushie, Bonk the Melanistic Pachy! 🦖🖤 This giveaway will run across ALL of our social channels!
To enter:
🖤 Make sure you're following us and @makeship.bsky.social
🖤 Share this post!
Entries close in 48 hours! 🍀
To enter:
🖤 Make sure you're following us and @makeship.bsky.social
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We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
July 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
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I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole.
July 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole.
Can’t do a birthday party where I make my friends dress as their favourite pic of me bc I hardly take photos when I’m not acting so the options are like…. Acid clown, bloody murderer, servants 1-10, weird little frog, kinda ditzy intern (with lion variant)
July 16, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Can’t do a birthday party where I make my friends dress as their favourite pic of me bc I hardly take photos when I’m not acting so the options are like…. Acid clown, bloody murderer, servants 1-10, weird little frog, kinda ditzy intern (with lion variant)
No one in NZ sells the Qualla Mushroom Garden blind boxes and I’m going insane. I’ve only ever found two blind boxes I actually like and neither are sold here. Anyway it’s time to find a place for my lone mushroom
June 30, 2026 at 9:10 AM
No one in NZ sells the Qualla Mushroom Garden blind boxes and I’m going insane. I’ve only ever found two blind boxes I actually like and neither are sold here. Anyway it’s time to find a place for my lone mushroom
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This is Zeus. He isn't mean or anything. Just thinks more people should be aware of his existence. 13/10 (TT: j90peo)
June 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is Zeus. He isn't mean or anything. Just thinks more people should be aware of his existence. 13/10 (TT: j90peo)
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This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10
June 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10
Can’t relate to the “class of 2020 didn’t get a graduation” memes because i graduated Uni in 2020 with a ceremony thanks to how NZ’s govt at the time handled lockdown 🤪. So basically I think we should stop that meme now.
June 30, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Can’t relate to the “class of 2020 didn’t get a graduation” memes because i graduated Uni in 2020 with a ceremony thanks to how NZ’s govt at the time handled lockdown 🤪. So basically I think we should stop that meme now.
Fighting for my life to convince Mish’s chat the new dbd killer is Pumpkinhead and I’m finally seeing people repeat it. Now we wait 🤭🤭🤭
May 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fighting for my life to convince Mish’s chat the new dbd killer is Pumpkinhead and I’m finally seeing people repeat it. Now we wait 🤭🤭🤭
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[mouthwashing] i hope this hurts
October 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
[mouthwashing] i hope this hurts
Me when a Māori character is introduced to a show vs me when the character’s whole deal is being troubled & hating school & wanting to ruin everyone else’s lives out of anger
March 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Me when a Māori character is introduced to a show vs me when the character’s whole deal is being troubled & hating school & wanting to ruin everyone else’s lives out of anger
“Diamonds are a girls best friend” is incorrect. A girl’s true best friend is the resident evil infinite rocket launcher
March 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“Diamonds are a girls best friend” is incorrect. A girl’s true best friend is the resident evil infinite rocket launcher
Mind you…. He can’t mind game for shit
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Mind you…. He can’t mind game for shit
No offence but why are people asking if El will have powers when she’s added to dbd. Are y’all dumb? Do y’all play the game at all? Why the FUCK would a survivor have powers? We’ve been over this, christ.
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
No offence but why are people asking if El will have powers when she’s added to dbd. Are y’all dumb? Do y’all play the game at all? Why the FUCK would a survivor have powers? We’ve been over this, christ.
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*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.