Giano Cromley
@giano.bsky.social
Bigfoot raconteur. Chicago by way of Montana. Novel: AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY (@doubledaybooks.bsky.social, July '25).
Can’t have nice things
September 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Can’t have nice things
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General submissions re-open August 1st. Fiction, CNF, and hybrids will go through Submittable and will be free until we hit our cap. Poetry and micro will go through email only.
(Note: Micro is currently open and in fact never closed, thanks to Vic Nogay's tireless efforts.)
(Note: Micro is currently open and in fact never closed, thanks to Vic Nogay's tireless efforts.)
Submission Guidelines - Identity Theory
Literary journal submission guidelines for Identity Theory. Our online magazine publishes interviews, fiction, essays, poetry, and more.
www.identitytheory.com
July 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
General submissions re-open August 1st. Fiction, CNF, and hybrids will go through Submittable and will be free until we hit our cap. Poetry and micro will go through email only.
(Note: Micro is currently open and in fact never closed, thanks to Vic Nogay's tireless efforts.)
(Note: Micro is currently open and in fact never closed, thanks to Vic Nogay's tireless efforts.)
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Book Event! Join @giano.bsky.social, author of AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY, on 7/29 at Barjon's Books in Billings, MT. Learn More: barjonsbooks.com/calendar/aut...
Author Event: Giano Cromley tells a Bigfoot Adventure in his Debut Novel, American Mythology | Barjon's Books & Curiosities
Billings author Giano Cromley returns home with his debut novel, a Montana-set adventure about friendship, wonder, and the search for Bigfoot. American Myth ...
barjonsbooks.com
July 24, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Book Event! Join @giano.bsky.social, author of AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY, on 7/29 at Barjon's Books in Billings, MT. Learn More: barjonsbooks.com/calendar/aut...
The most proud of Chicago I’ve been in a while.
July 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The most proud of Chicago I’ve been in a while.
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Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
July 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Hanging out with my friend @giano.bsky.social...such a good read! Also, I was reading it BEFORE it was cool.
July 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Hanging out with my friend @giano.bsky.social...such a good read! Also, I was reading it BEFORE it was cool.
Rejoice! iPhones now have an official Bigfoot emoji and it’s GLORIOUS!
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June 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Rejoice! iPhones now have an official Bigfoot emoji and it’s GLORIOUS!
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Some of you are too superstitious to watch the Knicks outside your dank apartment. So beat that cabin fever with Bigfoot.
Two hours away!
Two hours away!
BIGFOOT, BIG FOOTY, BIGFOOTY!!!
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
June 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Some of you are too superstitious to watch the Knicks outside your dank apartment. So beat that cabin fever with Bigfoot.
Two hours away!
Two hours away!
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BIGFOOT, BIG FOOTY, BIGFOOTY!!!
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
June 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
BIGFOOT, BIG FOOTY, BIGFOOTY!!!
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
Just came up with that one.
Squawkin’ Sports Live XXII
Tomorrow night, 7pm b/twn World Cup opening day matches
3PM MX 🇲🇽 v. SA 🇿🇦
10PM SK 🇰🇷 v. CZ 🇨🇿
KNICKS IN FIVE,
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE
shorturl.at/GqNMD
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
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Squatching Sports XXII — WILL IT/HE/SHE SHOW UP FOR A BEER?
I’m going to say yes. Thursday night Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn.
I’m going to say yes. Thursday night Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn.
June 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Squatching Sports XXII — WILL IT/HE/SHE SHOW UP FOR A BEER?
I’m going to say yes. Thursday night Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn.
I’m going to say yes. Thursday night Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn.
Yes yes yes!!!
There won’t be any Knicks vs Spurs on Thursday night, and this salon about Bigfoot is thoughtfully scheduled between World Cup opening matches, which will be showing at the venue.
So why not edify yourself, Brooklyn?
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
So why not edify yourself, Brooklyn?
www.eventbrite.com/e/squawkin-s...
Squawkin' Sports XXII: Hunting Bigfoot (at DSK)
Hosts Sauer and Roth discuss hunting Bigfoot with authors Giano Cromley and John O'Connor!
www.eventbrite.com
June 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Yes yes yes!!!
I second this!
VINNIE COME TO @squawkinsports.bsky.social HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION 6/11 7PM
W/John O’Connor
@giano.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social & our usual gang of idiots. I’ll comp your beer.
shorturl.at/GqNMD
W/John O’Connor
@giano.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social & our usual gang of idiots. I’ll comp your beer.
shorturl.at/GqNMD
June 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I second this!
Great idea!
June 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Great idea!
Bigfoot in Brooklyn! (sung loudly to the tune of Lovecraft in Brooklyn by @themountaingoats.bsky.social ) Come on out between World Cup games. It’s gonna be wild!
June 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Bigfoot in Brooklyn! (sung loudly to the tune of Lovecraft in Brooklyn by @themountaingoats.bsky.social ) Come on out between World Cup games. It’s gonna be wild!
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SQUAWKIN SPORTS XXII
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
June 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
SQUAWKIN SPORTS XXII
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
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@iowapublicradio.org recommends AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY by @giano.bsky.social as a summer read! www.iowapublicradio.org/arts-life/20...
IPR's 2026 summer book guide
With longer days comes more time to dive into a good book. These are the best new fiction and nonfiction books to keep you entertained on your next road trip, beach vacation or staycation.
www.iowapublicradio.org
June 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
@iowapublicradio.org recommends AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY by @giano.bsky.social as a summer read! www.iowapublicradio.org/arts-life/20...
Yes to all of this!
SQUAWKIN SPORTS XXII
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
6/11 HUNTING BIGFOOT EDITION
JOIN @davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
As we got Squatching in between DAY ONE WORLD CUP GAMES AT DSK!!!!
Huge sweaty stinky hairy animals unite!
@greenlightbklyn.bsky.social Tix:
shorturl.at/GqNMD
June 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Yes to all of this!
A huge thank you to Iowa Public Radio for including American Mythology on their 2026 Summer Book Guide! It's an honor to be included among these amazing titles. www.iowapublicradio.org/arts-life/20...
IPR's 2026 summer book guide
With longer days comes more time to dive into a good book. These are the best new fiction and nonfiction books to keep you entertained on your next road trip, beach vacation or staycation.
www.iowapublicradio.org
May 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
A huge thank you to Iowa Public Radio for including American Mythology on their 2026 Summer Book Guide! It's an honor to be included among these amazing titles. www.iowapublicradio.org/arts-life/20...
Heads up Brooklyn! We are coming your way this summer!
6/11 BIGFOOT TALK AFOOT
JOIN @squawkinsports.bsky.social as John O’Connor
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
& I for Sasquatching the Detectives and Billings Montana excellence.
TIX: shorturl.at/KrVL1
JOIN @squawkinsports.bsky.social as John O’Connor
@davidjroth.bsky.social
@giano.bsky.social
& I for Sasquatching the Detectives and Billings Montana excellence.
TIX: shorturl.at/KrVL1
May 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Heads up Brooklyn! We are coming your way this summer!
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Heads up everyone - BP has locked out the union workers at the Whiting refinery. Follow the link below for more, because Chicago press has minimal, if any, coverage.
March 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Heads up everyone - BP has locked out the union workers at the Whiting refinery. Follow the link below for more, because Chicago press has minimal, if any, coverage.
Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn! Why on earth would you want to miss this!
SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XXII: BIGFOOT NIGHT
Is hunting Sasquatch sports? Hell yes it is. Mark your calendar 6/11 for
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& Me as we chase the hairy beast.
Is hunting Sasquatch sports? Hell yes it is. Mark your calendar 6/11 for
@giano.bsky.social
John O’Connor
@davidjroth.bsky.social
& Me as we chase the hairy beast.
March 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Bigfoot comes to Brooklyn! Why on earth would you want to miss this!
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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Exclusive: Border Patrol “Commander at Large” Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role and is expected to retire soon, sources tell Nick Miroff.
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Exclusive: Border Patrol “Commander at Large” Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role and is expected to retire soon, sources tell Nick Miroff.
Seems pretty clear there will need to be a complete de-magafication of every level of government when the last shovel of dirt is tossed on this abomination.
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Seems pretty clear there will need to be a complete de-magafication of every level of government when the last shovel of dirt is tossed on this abomination.
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Writers! Give yourself a head start on 2026 and sign up for the @barrelhouse.bsky.social DC conference on 4/18! Just $95, which includes a book, workshop w an editor, the full conference, more lit stuff. A friendly, positive, productive day. Hope to see you there! www.barrelhousemag.com/conference
The Barrelhouse Conference: Conversations and Connections, Practical Advice on Writing — Barrelhouse
Conversations and Connections is a one-day conference organized by Barrelhouse in person at American University in Washington, DC on April 18, 2026.
www.barrelhousemag.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Writers! Give yourself a head start on 2026 and sign up for the @barrelhouse.bsky.social DC conference on 4/18! Just $95, which includes a book, workshop w an editor, the full conference, more lit stuff. A friendly, positive, productive day. Hope to see you there! www.barrelhousemag.com/conference