Self-exiled in Spain
@giovannigf.bsky.social
Mexican New Yorker in Spain. Longer tirades at https://introvert.nyc
I’m now using the Bristol Stool Chart to classify movies, books, and music
August 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’m now using the Bristol Stool Chart to classify movies, books, and music
The kitten took a selfie
July 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The kitten took a selfie
Every generation gets The Odyssey it deserves
July 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Every generation gets The Odyssey it deserves
THIS is their pitch?!
August 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
THIS is their pitch?!
The last thing you see before your empire collapses
February 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The last thing you see before your empire collapses
I couldn’t capture the NYPD jacket strategically placed on the dash, but I’m pretty sure Robocop is in midtown
February 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I couldn’t capture the NYPD jacket strategically placed on the dash, but I’m pretty sure Robocop is in midtown
The ultimate Turing Test
January 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The ultimate Turing Test
How it started vs how it’s going
January 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How it started vs how it’s going
Dismayed to learn that there used to be so many undiagnosed autistic people in Germany
January 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Dismayed to learn that there used to be so many undiagnosed autistic people in Germany
This is what my father speaking Spanish sounds like to the iPhone
January 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is what my father speaking Spanish sounds like to the iPhone
Then why did you vote for him you idiots
December 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Then why did you vote for him you idiots
You were wondering why Threads was screwy yesterday?
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 PM
You were wondering why Threads was screwy yesterday?
You know what to do...
December 9, 2024 at 8:11 PM
You know what to do...
I don't mean to scare you, but if it happened to me, it could happen to you...
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I don't mean to scare you, but if it happened to me, it could happen to you...