sable!
@girlfriendbread.bsky.social
they/them. 26. nervous agender lesbian. occasionally nsfw, mdni.
i just think it's amazing that macklemore found a gay guy with sideburns like that
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i just think it's amazing that macklemore found a gay guy with sideburns like that
wdym prebiotic spicy gummy candy
September 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
wdym prebiotic spicy gummy candy
another beautiful day fixing men's mistakes
September 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
another beautiful day fixing men's mistakes
sadly i am evil now
August 29, 2026 at 6:09 PM
sadly i am evil now
ai generated memorial poster on a bridge over the interstate is one of the more upsetting new concepts i've seen become real
August 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
ai generated memorial poster on a bridge over the interstate is one of the more upsetting new concepts i've seen become real
do u know u can fry a rice
July 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
do u know u can fry a rice
going to ikea stoned & hungry
June 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
going to ikea stoned & hungry
before i talk to u i gotta know if ur gonna refer to our text conversation as an "energy exchange"
June 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
before i talk to u i gotta know if ur gonna refer to our text conversation as an "energy exchange"
now that i'm high, let me just say that it's annoying how apolitical (see: fundamentally conservative but not saying it) extreme weather content creators are
June 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
now that i'm high, let me just say that it's annoying how apolitical (see: fundamentally conservative but not saying it) extreme weather content creators are
idk ? armpits? ????
June 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
idk ? armpits? ????
guy who can't help right now because he's eating 2 turkey legs at once at the ren faire
June 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
guy who can't help right now because he's eating 2 turkey legs at once at the ren faire
girlfriends will say, "am i actually autistic ?" and then buy the dewalt fan from costco to keep pointed directly at their pillow
June 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
girlfriends will say, "am i actually autistic ?" and then buy the dewalt fan from costco to keep pointed directly at their pillow
someone explain to me why my 60 yr old dad just made an instagram
June 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
someone explain to me why my 60 yr old dad just made an instagram
i am once again asking to be crushed & snorted
June 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i am once again asking to be crushed & snorted
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guys did you know you can cook rice and frozen vegetables and add scrambled eggs for a delicious dinner
June 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
guys did you know you can cook rice and frozen vegetables and add scrambled eggs for a delicious dinner
sables can have little a schadenfreude as a treat
June 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
sables can have little a schadenfreude as a treat
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sorry i can't i'm doing gull girl summer *flys headfirst into a glass window pane breaking my neck*
June 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
sorry i can't i'm doing gull girl summer *flys headfirst into a glass window pane breaking my neck*
last yr in june my boss got me a slice of rainbow cake (yes the cake boss one) and not to sound like a bitch but i hope that doesn't happen again
June 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
last yr in june my boss got me a slice of rainbow cake (yes the cake boss one) and not to sound like a bitch but i hope that doesn't happen again
imagine if u will.. me in a box. and u.. kicking me down the stairs ?
May 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
imagine if u will.. me in a box. and u.. kicking me down the stairs ?
women love 3d printing a life size Mew
women love 3d printing the portal gun from Portal . follow for more insights
May 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
women love 3d printing a life size Mew
i'm like if a 26 yr old was recently 25
May 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm like if a 26 yr old was recently 25
ok so when were u all gonna tell me that hyenas aren't canines
May 27, 2026 at 11:31 AM
ok so when were u all gonna tell me that hyenas aren't canines
haircut that makes straight gen x coworkers say "good for you"
May 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
haircut that makes straight gen x coworkers say "good for you"