Closing on the new place tomorrow
August 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Closing on the new place tomorrow
I’ve officially reached the point of the closing process where I’m just microdosing panic attacks all day 🎉
July 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’ve officially reached the point of the closing process where I’m just microdosing panic attacks all day 🎉
Lloyd Appraisal
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Lloyd Appraisal
The worst part of being gay is having to use Snapchat
July 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
The worst part of being gay is having to use Snapchat
I had four (4) high noons which was too many high noons
June 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I had four (4) high noons which was too many high noons
Guy who’s lost every election he’s run in:
I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination.
Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
June 24, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Guy who’s lost every election he’s run in:
In today’s edition of sentences I never thought I’d type:
Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2?
Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2?
June 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
In today’s edition of sentences I never thought I’d type:
Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2?
Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2?
I met a guy on the dance floor at Riptide tonight, told him my name, and he was like “wait what’s your last name” so I told him and he said “oh you used to date [ex’s name]?” and I fucking RAN
June 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I met a guy on the dance floor at Riptide tonight, told him my name, and he was like “wait what’s your last name” so I told him and he said “oh you used to date [ex’s name]?” and I fucking RAN
The new iPhone screen shatters so easily it must be made out of my hopes and dreams
May 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The new iPhone screen shatters so easily it must be made out of my hopes and dreams
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May 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Some personal news:
I have beaten Balatro on gold stake
I have beaten Balatro on gold stake
May 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Some personal news:
I have beaten Balatro on gold stake
I have beaten Balatro on gold stake
How it feels to hear the Windows 98 startup sound in 2026
a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
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April 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
How it feels to hear the Windows 98 startup sound in 2026
Post you in another country 🇳🇴
April 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Post you in another country 🇳🇴
Illenium in the sphere was INCREDIBLE
April 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Illenium in the sphere was INCREDIBLE
I appreciate Apple constantly changing the camera layout on the iPhone because it makes it really easy to tell when a guy sends a mirror pic from 5 years ago
March 25, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I appreciate Apple constantly changing the camera layout on the iPhone because it makes it really easy to tell when a guy sends a mirror pic from 5 years ago
Watching Nebraska basketball
March 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Watching Nebraska basketball
Life is feeling a lot like the first 30 minutes of Threads rn
BREAKING NEWS: Oil tanker on fire after being attacked in the Persian Gulf.
March 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Life is feeling a lot like the first 30 minutes of Threads rn
Dangerous game waiting until the last day of the cruise to take beach pics but we persevered
March 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Dangerous game waiting until the last day of the cruise to take beach pics but we persevered
There’s bad luck, and then there’s a crown falling out of your mouth as you’re in line to board a cruise
March 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
There’s bad luck, and then there’s a crown falling out of your mouth as you’re in line to board a cruise
Why do cocaine when you can simply watch Olympic curling
Spectacular
February 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Why do cocaine when you can simply watch Olympic curling