Gauss-Markov Conspiracy Theorist
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Reliably BLUE under correct assumptions
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gatekeeping who can and cannot be a “real New Yorker” is some absolute loser behavior and goes against the very ethos of New York City.
and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now
and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now
June 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
gatekeeping who can and cannot be a “real New Yorker” is some absolute loser behavior and goes against the very ethos of New York City.
and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now
and the cherry on top is that JLo lives in LA now
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There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
June 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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I don’t want NYC to become a museum. It should be a living, breathing testament to the working people of our city.
April 23, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I don’t want NYC to become a museum. It should be a living, breathing testament to the working people of our city.
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We want to make it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes in Illinois.
An ambitious slate of reforms to eliminate barriers, lower costs for construction, produce a wider range of family-friendly housing, and streamline construction processes.
An ambitious slate of reforms to eliminate barriers, lower costs for construction, produce a wider range of family-friendly housing, and streamline construction processes.
Pritzker to propose statewide zoning laws to spur homebuilding, limit local control
Article Summary JB Pritzker will propose a plan during his State of the State address to drastically limit local governments’
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March 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM
We want to make it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes in Illinois.
An ambitious slate of reforms to eliminate barriers, lower costs for construction, produce a wider range of family-friendly housing, and streamline construction processes.
An ambitious slate of reforms to eliminate barriers, lower costs for construction, produce a wider range of family-friendly housing, and streamline construction processes.
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Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
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When you go to vote in the midterms, please vote for the Democratic candidate.
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
When you go to vote in the midterms, please vote for the Democratic candidate.
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I absolutely believe 7th grade civics-class ideas about America as a nation of immigrants and free people
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I absolutely believe 7th grade civics-class ideas about America as a nation of immigrants and free people
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Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
3 HRs at the plate and 10 K's in 6 IP with 0 runs, is this the greatest game a player has ever had?
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
3 HRs at the plate and 10 K's in 6 IP with 0 runs, is this the greatest game a player has ever had?
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it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it’s kind of annoying how complaining about transplants has become the new hipster xenophobia
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I really hate it when people blame "polling" for the behavior of people they find annoying online
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August 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I really hate it when people blame "polling" for the behavior of people they find annoying online
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a better world is possible
HUGE NEWS FROM HELSINKI, FINLAND
Helsinki, a city of 690 000 people, has now had a full year without any traffic fatalities. None. No pedestrian, cyclist, scooter user or car deaths.
This is a huge achievement for a city of our size. 💪🏻
A little background 🧵 1/
yle.fi/a/74-20174831
Helsinki, a city of 690 000 people, has now had a full year without any traffic fatalities. None. No pedestrian, cyclist, scooter user or car deaths.
This is a huge achievement for a city of our size. 💪🏻
A little background 🧵 1/
yle.fi/a/74-20174831
Helsinki goes a full year without a traffic death
A city traffic engineer credits the success to lower speed limits and smarter design.
yle.fi
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
a better world is possible
Mets win a game challenge
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
June 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mets win a game challenge
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
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man the white sox fumbling jason benetti is probably on par with whiffing on a round 1 prospect's development in terms of what it means for the franchise long term. complete buffoonery to let him leave for the tigers because ownership is too vain to admit he brings a lot to the product
June 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
man the white sox fumbling jason benetti is probably on par with whiffing on a round 1 prospect's development in terms of what it means for the franchise long term. complete buffoonery to let him leave for the tigers because ownership is too vain to admit he brings a lot to the product
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Endorsement time. First, my own City Council district #CD35. The incumbent Crystal Hudson is facing insurgent challengers backed by some of the neighborhood's more vocal NIMBY groups (such as MTOPP). Hudson has been a strong supporter of City of Yes, open streets and better transportation options.
June 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Endorsement time. First, my own City Council district #CD35. The incumbent Crystal Hudson is facing insurgent challengers backed by some of the neighborhood's more vocal NIMBY groups (such as MTOPP). Hudson has been a strong supporter of City of Yes, open streets and better transportation options.
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An observation on Sam Altman’s talks on AGI is how there was a focus on hypothetical harms from AI destroying humanity but a lack of acknowledgement let alone concerns about today’s real world harms ranging from impact to white collar jobs, to teen mental health and misinformation.
May 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
An observation on Sam Altman’s talks on AGI is how there was a focus on hypothetical harms from AI destroying humanity but a lack of acknowledgement let alone concerns about today’s real world harms ranging from impact to white collar jobs, to teen mental health and misinformation.
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To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.
Where else can you get sentences like this, greatest city in the world
so the gentrified bathhouse that did a crypto pivot is apparently giving everyone in Brooklyn UTIs
March 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Where else can you get sentences like this, greatest city in the world
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“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had uncovered 43 terabytes of free speech from local protestor Andrew Wyman’s residence. “Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected […]
theonion.com
March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Every American should be chilled to the core by the overwhelming display of constitutionally protected speech we found on this deviant’s computer and phone,” Kash Patel said
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theonion.com/feds-un...
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Free Mahmoud Khalil.
March 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Free Mahmoud Khalil.
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we're hiring for an AI-focused machine learning engineer role at Blue Rose Research.
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