ya know what’s particularly lame is that all ed sheeran’s spineless ass had to say was that he respects Macklemore’s right to express himself and that it obviously didn’t come from a bad place instead of lambasting him and it probably would’ve smoothed over but the fucker dug his own grave instead
September 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
ya know what’s particularly lame is that all ed sheeran’s spineless ass had to say was that he respects Macklemore’s right to express himself and that it obviously didn’t come from a bad place instead of lambasting him and it probably would’ve smoothed over but the fucker dug his own grave instead
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Ed Sheeran cancelled Macklemore by kicking him off the tour over his support of Palestine.
Within 48 hours, all of Sheeran’s support acts had cancelled him.
This is how it’s done.
Within 48 hours, all of Sheeran’s support acts had cancelled him.
This is how it’s done.
i'm not sure if robert kraft quite grasps what he started
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Ed Sheeran cancelled Macklemore by kicking him off the tour over his support of Palestine.
Within 48 hours, all of Sheeran’s support acts had cancelled him.
This is how it’s done.
Within 48 hours, all of Sheeran’s support acts had cancelled him.
This is how it’s done.
he killed him he’s dead rip ed
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
September 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
he killed him he’s dead rip ed
I’ve reached a point with Sydney Sweeney where I’m like okay yes we get it you’re hot your tits are big now can you please cut the shit and put some fucking clothes on
September 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I’ve reached a point with Sydney Sweeney where I’m like okay yes we get it you’re hot your tits are big now can you please cut the shit and put some fucking clothes on
every time I see a picture of his face I’m like wow his eyes really were that close together huh my brain wasn’t exaggerating
September 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
every time I see a picture of his face I’m like wow his eyes really were that close together huh my brain wasn’t exaggerating
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imagine working here and seeing the drama happen in real time I’d be so clocked in I’d set my status to away, grab the popcorn, and talk shit with my girls in the breakroom for the rest of the day
Mullenweg, co-founder of Wordpress, wrote in a company-wide Slack channel on Wednesday that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave.
Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'
Mullenweg, co-founder of Wordpress, wrote in a company-wide Slack channel on Wednesday that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave.
www.404media.co
September 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
imagine working here and seeing the drama happen in real time I’d be so clocked in I’d set my status to away, grab the popcorn, and talk shit with my girls in the breakroom for the rest of the day
this is a cry for help girl blink twice
“Wrote some songs about Ricky, I’m tryna make him my last”
— Ariana Grande changes her ‘thank u, next’ lyrics dedicated to her boyfriend Ricky Álvarez at the final show of her tour.
— Ariana Grande changes her ‘thank u, next’ lyrics dedicated to her boyfriend Ricky Álvarez at the final show of her tour.
September 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
this is a cry for help girl blink twice
this is like a modern day version of the crucifixion of Christ but sadder cause dolly’s not a nepo baby
Someone scratched Dolly’s name off her Hollywood Walk of Fame star and stole the flowers that had been left there for her.
The Hollywood Historic Trust and the Chamber of Commerce are now installing a new star for Dolly, which will be ready by Friday.
The Hollywood Historic Trust and the Chamber of Commerce are now installing a new star for Dolly, which will be ready by Friday.
September 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
this is like a modern day version of the crucifixion of Christ but sadder cause dolly’s not a nepo baby
why does this feel like a confession
“We are losing too many qualified candidates to the rigors of the requirements from yesteryear,” said kash patel in a quote that sounds made-up but i swear is not
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
www.mediaite.com
August 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
why does this feel like a confession
NO NO NO PAUSE THE SIMULATION AND REWIND WRONG BUTTON WRONG BUTTON
August 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
NO NO NO PAUSE THE SIMULATION AND REWIND WRONG BUTTON WRONG BUTTON
life hits so much different when you stop caring about stuff being dumb or cringe like who cares we’re all gonna die someday just do whatever you want and shut up anything else is a waste of time
Twitter Duck Smoking Meme
Alt: Twitter Duck Smoking Meme
static.klipy.com
August 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
life hits so much different when you stop caring about stuff being dumb or cringe like who cares we’re all gonna die someday just do whatever you want and shut up anything else is a waste of time
every time there’s a celebrity death announcement my mom texts me the same way she used to when I had a dentist appointment and she’s all like “thought you should hear it from me” as though my mental stability is too fragile to cope and you know what she’s right tbh why is everyone randomly dying
August 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
every time there’s a celebrity death announcement my mom texts me the same way she used to when I had a dentist appointment and she’s all like “thought you should hear it from me” as though my mental stability is too fragile to cope and you know what she’s right tbh why is everyone randomly dying
this is how I used to behave when my mom had to take me to the office with her as a kid and I’d get bored and start pretending I worked there
This video is driving me nuts.
I had to go check to see how Kelly Loeffler walks in previous videos to make sure she didn’t have a disability I was unaware of.
It’s like they attached her head to another person’s body in post!
I had to go check to see how Kelly Loeffler walks in previous videos to make sure she didn’t have a disability I was unaware of.
It’s like they attached her head to another person’s body in post!
August 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
this is how I used to behave when my mom had to take me to the office with her as a kid and I’d get bored and start pretending I worked there
he seems pretty sorry I think we should let him off with a warning
Luigi Mangione has admitted to shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson:
““After years of enduring severe pain from a broken back... I learned UnitedHealth would be holding an investor conference in New York City. […] I shot Mr. Thompson in the back. I knew what I was doing was illegal.”
““After years of enduring severe pain from a broken back... I learned UnitedHealth would be holding an investor conference in New York City. […] I shot Mr. Thompson in the back. I knew what I was doing was illegal.”
August 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
he seems pretty sorry I think we should let him off with a warning
I miss the days when being a con artist required true showmanship and intrigue like showing up to a society event with a weird accent and pretending to be the crown prince of bulgaria or some shit. now all you need is a chemical imbalance and a wifi connection.
Hunter Biden, who has sat down with Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, and Shawn Ryan in the past year, is appearing on Tucker Carlson’s show on Monday.
Hunter:
“I love Candace. I like Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene. I like that there are people that have kind of woken up.”
Hunter:
“I love Candace. I like Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene. I like that there are people that have kind of woken up.”
August 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I miss the days when being a con artist required true showmanship and intrigue like showing up to a society event with a weird accent and pretending to be the crown prince of bulgaria or some shit. now all you need is a chemical imbalance and a wifi connection.
this is it. this is the one.
July 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
this is it. this is the one.
the chicken bacon ranch on peppered focaccia is the only thing keeping my sanity together
July 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
the chicken bacon ranch on peppered focaccia is the only thing keeping my sanity together
the fact that they’re married with a dog now like…. This is what plato meant when he said that divine madness can elevate the mind from ignorance to true wisdom🤧
July 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
the fact that they’re married with a dog now like…. This is what plato meant when he said that divine madness can elevate the mind from ignorance to true wisdom🤧
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listen I fucking hate those people who insist upon assigning all of taylor swift’s songs to whoever supposedly inspired them like just enjoy the music bethany but I just saw someone on pinterest claim that loml is about joe and it’s just… critical thinking skills are truly at an all time low
July 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
listen I fucking hate those people who insist upon assigning all of taylor swift’s songs to whoever supposedly inspired them like just enjoy the music bethany but I just saw someone on pinterest claim that loml is about joe and it’s just… critical thinking skills are truly at an all time low
idk who this girl is but she’s my soul mate
July 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
idk who this girl is but she’s my soul mate
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Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-returns-from-honeymoon-to-find-jack-antonoff-squatting-in-house/
July 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-returns-from-honeymoon-to-find-jack-antonoff-squatting-in-house/
he’s right about one thing: I am desperate for a different kind of politics, but it’s the kind where the people running aren’t abusive sex offenders. idk why that’s so radical.
BREAKING
Graham Platner says he is suspending his campaign for U.S. Senate and filing paperwork to withdraw his candidacy.
In an 11-minute video, Platner delivers a defensive, grievance-centered exit speech.
Graham Platner says he is suspending his campaign for U.S. Senate and filing paperwork to withdraw his candidacy.
In an 11-minute video, Platner delivers a defensive, grievance-centered exit speech.
July 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
he’s right about one thing: I am desperate for a different kind of politics, but it’s the kind where the people running aren’t abusive sex offenders. idk why that’s so radical.
can’t believe my mother/sister/daughter/play cousin is a married lady😭
July 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
can’t believe my mother/sister/daughter/play cousin is a married lady😭