Gollie the Guinea Collie!
gollieguineacollie.bsky.social
Gollie the Guinea Collie!
@gollieguineacollie.bsky.social
He/They | 24 | East Coast US | a guinea pig and a border collie! :3 | Master Goonomancer | 🔞 NO MINORS. AGE IN BIO OR BLOCKED
Pinned
we serve PORN here sir
haaaiii! :3 just a reminder this blog is 18+ ONLY. NO MINORS.
I hope everyone has a blobtastic day <3
October 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Current progress so far combined into sequence
October 7, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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It isnt discovered by science until a bit later, but everyone did feel a bit of a jolt when it hit. And now, weeks later, everyone is getting fatter.
And every *thing.*
It has something to do with mass divided by surface area and probably caloric intake, which, if everything is getting fatter.. (1/?
October 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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👋🏽💢 #tummytuesday
October 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Im not much into inflation, like air stuff, but something panzerdoe came up with called omni inflation, where every*thing* inflated gets to me

Its not just you, your walls are getting thicker, the plants are growing bigger leaves, trunks, and berries, and cows are reported to be waddling with fat
October 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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i got fat dergs down, if only i could git gud at fat derg blobs...
March 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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I need more fat stuff where the fatness is inevitable. Not by the feedee's own appetite but by external factors out of their control, and a force than an entity.
A curse that makes you gain 200lbs per day. A weight loss product that goes irreversibly wrong. Ghost hands that can't be stopped
May 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Pregpocalypse? Anyone who touches the belly of a preg person becomes pregnant themselves, and it isn't immediate so people don't know until they start showing. Affects anyone and everyone and there is no due date as people just keep getting bigger and rounding out more~
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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crickets in the crowd
October 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves.

If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird.

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding -- Fender's Journal
Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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May 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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some kissing for you guys
#transmasc #art
October 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Weight gain drive update 5

Second milestone passed and what follows gain values are DOUBLED again! Thank you!
We got room to grow...

Donate: ko-fi.com/mistmi

Like - 2 lb
Repost - 4 lb
Comment - 8 lb
1 EUR - 28 lb

Current weight: 3102 lb
October 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Outbreak - ~2400 words - Original

A weight gain treatment, meant for those with wasting conditions, mutates horribly and quickly becomes everyone's problem.

yeah baby contagious weight gain it's what all the hip kids are into these days

archiveofourown.org/works/94042376
Outbreak - CeruleanKnight7 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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testing
October 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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Trouble getting up? Or just lazy?
October 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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It time for Halloween, aha!!
October 30, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Fattytober has begun!
October 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Fat Bear Week: fat enough?
September 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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watch your step and careful with what you eat! don't wanna end up like the ones before you
September 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Evil things
July 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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funny dog guy…
August 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Ja boner
September 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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I realized the other night I never really do blobs all that much…plus I wanted to experiment with a new watercolor brush I found, soooo….

We ball
August 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Talk about a post workout!
September 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM