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Messy breakup with Twitter, rebounded with Threads, and here we are now.
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I guess overdosing on ozempic makes you look like a Temu drag queen. Huh.
October 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I guess overdosing on ozempic makes you look like a Temu drag queen. Huh.
He’s the elite’s built in safety valve, the fallback position, if the fascist putsch fails.
October 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
He’s the elite’s built in safety valve, the fallback position, if the fascist putsch fails.
Have you ever seen those reality tv shows where they try to deal with hoarders? Even surrounded by the dangerous, suffocating mess, they can’t see it themselves. This is the same mentality, but with wealth. They will never be able to see it.
October 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Have you ever seen those reality tv shows where they try to deal with hoarders? Even surrounded by the dangerous, suffocating mess, they can’t see it themselves. This is the same mentality, but with wealth. They will never be able to see it.
The blood of virgins concoction she relies on to stay alive after summoning the Demon of Perpetual Lizard Face is very, very expensive.
October 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The blood of virgins concoction she relies on to stay alive after summoning the Demon of Perpetual Lizard Face is very, very expensive.
He has neo-Nazi/white supremacist tattoos. This can’t be a surprise.
October 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
He has neo-Nazi/white supremacist tattoos. This can’t be a surprise.
My apologies - I’m sure they’re the most ethically mined precious jewels.
October 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My apologies - I’m sure they’re the most ethically mined precious jewels.
She got the rhinestone cross in the cleavage, tho!
October 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
She got the rhinestone cross in the cleavage, tho!
Yep. And I add to the list of the despised - stupid, heartless Democrats who foolishly think they can win (and still keep their soul after selling it to the devil) for throwing trans people under the bus. MAGA smells the weakness and stabs even deeper on the campaign trail.
October 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Yep. And I add to the list of the despised - stupid, heartless Democrats who foolishly think they can win (and still keep their soul after selling it to the devil) for throwing trans people under the bus. MAGA smells the weakness and stabs even deeper on the campaign trail.
Per. Se. Cu. Tion. You fuckwits.
Yet grindr is overloading servers wherever republicans gather en masse.
Hmmmm…
Yet grindr is overloading servers wherever republicans gather en masse.
Hmmmm…
October 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Per. Se. Cu. Tion. You fuckwits.
Yet grindr is overloading servers wherever republicans gather en masse.
Hmmmm…
Yet grindr is overloading servers wherever republicans gather en masse.
Hmmmm…
I’ve been told I’m a pessimist and I thought you could help me turn that around.
October 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I’ve been told I’m a pessimist and I thought you could help me turn that around.
It feels like a multi-pronged attack to justify marshall law and nullifying elections. I can’t believe I just typed that sentence 🤦🏽♂️
October 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It feels like a multi-pronged attack to justify marshall law and nullifying elections. I can’t believe I just typed that sentence 🤦🏽♂️
He was just upset he was strangely turned on by Shrek’s unique gifts.
October 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
He was just upset he was strangely turned on by Shrek’s unique gifts.
And what are the Somalis doing?
Existing
Existing
October 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
And what are the Somalis doing?
Existing
Existing
I wouldn’t wish the pain and anguish experienced by a child grappling with gender dysphoria today on anyone - when their very existence is used as chum for the MAGA sharks. It’s so backwards that the party of rapist and pedos styles trans issues as harmful to women, when MAGA are the real threat
October 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I wouldn’t wish the pain and anguish experienced by a child grappling with gender dysphoria today on anyone - when their very existence is used as chum for the MAGA sharks. It’s so backwards that the party of rapist and pedos styles trans issues as harmful to women, when MAGA are the real threat
You actually made me watch that because it was - well, I can’t say ‘unbelievable’ with everything else going on. But fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
They don’t even try to hide their overt racist BS anymore. Again.
They don’t even try to hide their overt racist BS anymore. Again.
October 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
You actually made me watch that because it was - well, I can’t say ‘unbelievable’ with everything else going on. But fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
They don’t even try to hide their overt racist BS anymore. Again.
They don’t even try to hide their overt racist BS anymore. Again.
Oh come on now. Give the guy a break! He just wants to enjoy his fame and fortune without feeling uncomfortable!*
*While ICE snatches, tortures, and deports brown people
*While we bomb Iran and invade Venezuela
*While women lose access to necessary and basic healthcare
**AND SO MUCH MORE**
*While ICE snatches, tortures, and deports brown people
*While we bomb Iran and invade Venezuela
*While women lose access to necessary and basic healthcare
**AND SO MUCH MORE**
October 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Oh come on now. Give the guy a break! He just wants to enjoy his fame and fortune without feeling uncomfortable!*
*While ICE snatches, tortures, and deports brown people
*While we bomb Iran and invade Venezuela
*While women lose access to necessary and basic healthcare
**AND SO MUCH MORE**
*While ICE snatches, tortures, and deports brown people
*While we bomb Iran and invade Venezuela
*While women lose access to necessary and basic healthcare
**AND SO MUCH MORE**
Aren’t giving? They stole from a cancer charity. And they are stealing billions from this country every day.
Tech bros only know take take take.
Tech bros only know take take take.
October 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Aren’t giving? They stole from a cancer charity. And they are stealing billions from this country every day.
Tech bros only know take take take.
Tech bros only know take take take.
Mookie Betts.
Because what’s hot is a straight man secure enough in his masculinity to be a supporter of LQBTQ+ rights. Because - look at that face? No one thinks BS toxic masculinity is sexy - unless you hate yourself of course, or don’t care how others are treated.
Because what’s hot is a straight man secure enough in his masculinity to be a supporter of LQBTQ+ rights. Because - look at that face? No one thinks BS toxic masculinity is sexy - unless you hate yourself of course, or don’t care how others are treated.
October 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mookie Betts.
Because what’s hot is a straight man secure enough in his masculinity to be a supporter of LQBTQ+ rights. Because - look at that face? No one thinks BS toxic masculinity is sexy - unless you hate yourself of course, or don’t care how others are treated.
Because what’s hot is a straight man secure enough in his masculinity to be a supporter of LQBTQ+ rights. Because - look at that face? No one thinks BS toxic masculinity is sexy - unless you hate yourself of course, or don’t care how others are treated.
Apostrophes are the bane of the right. I guess they’re just weirdly ‘possessive’ of everything.
October 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Apostrophes are the bane of the right. I guess they’re just weirdly ‘possessive’ of everything.
Men of a certain age in positions of power saw it happen in high school, saw it happen in college. Maybe they did nothing or even participated. They want it to just continue going away without consequences. Not all men? Who stood up and did anything?
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Men of a certain age in positions of power saw it happen in high school, saw it happen in college. Maybe they did nothing or even participated. They want it to just continue going away without consequences. Not all men? Who stood up and did anything?