Alma Avalle
@goodbyealma.bsky.social
biblically accurate alma. one half of NYC's Picnic Magazine
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
How do you guys think the straight couples that got married during the 2014 performance of Same Love at the Grammys are doing?
September 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
How do you guys think the straight couples that got married during the 2014 performance of Same Love at the Grammys are doing?
i'd syndicate this article for picnic 3 if we could get the rights
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i'd syndicate this article for picnic 3 if we could get the rights
same lady who shuttered Teen Vogue btw
September 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
same lady who shuttered Teen Vogue btw
when her flabby midriff is exposed 🥵
August 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
when her flabby midriff is exposed 🥵
“helmets aren’t bad per se, but all they do is decimate the possibility of permanent trauma to your brain”
August 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“helmets aren’t bad per se, but all they do is decimate the possibility of permanent trauma to your brain”
society if i had bigger naturals and a fatter ass
August 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
society if i had bigger naturals and a fatter ass
Las Futbolistas, Ángel Zárraga
August 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Las Futbolistas, Ángel Zárraga
u when i say the bible is real
July 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
u when i say the bible is real
Insane tell, like three questions into the interview
July 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Insane tell, like three questions into the interview
thinking back to the 2020 Markey/Kennedy race, when a “stylish and outspoken” young challenger got absolutely stomped by a much older incumbent because young voters and grassroots organizers recognized him as a meaningful progressive
July 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
thinking back to the 2020 Markey/Kennedy race, when a “stylish and outspoken” young challenger got absolutely stomped by a much older incumbent because young voters and grassroots organizers recognized him as a meaningful progressive
my favorite Angel in Neon Genesis is the Baha’i temple in Langenhain, Germany
June 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
my favorite Angel in Neon Genesis is the Baha’i temple in Langenhain, Germany
@picnic-mag.bsky.social workers rights forever, Picnic mentioned in The Hollywood Reporter
May 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
@picnic-mag.bsky.social workers rights forever, Picnic mentioned in The Hollywood Reporter
type of behavior i’m observing a lot of
April 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
type of behavior i’m observing a lot of
Today’s the day! We’re putting the PORN back in PICNIC ✊🏳️⚧️🚨
April 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Today’s the day! We’re putting the PORN back in PICNIC ✊🏳️⚧️🚨
"As Strikes on Lebanon ... Grow"
April 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"As Strikes on Lebanon ... Grow"
this is ironically doing minor numbers, my venmo is alma-avalle, i like croissants, and my union is fundraising for me
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March 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
this is ironically doing minor numbers, my venmo is alma-avalle, i like croissants, and my union is fundraising for me
www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
South America is the Bird Continent btw
March 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
South America is the Bird Continent btw
it was Take-Your-Girlfriend-to-the-Zoo weekend in the Bronx (she likes tigers)
March 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
it was Take-Your-Girlfriend-to-the-Zoo weekend in the Bronx (she likes tigers)
Lady Miss Kay when she said “You need to eat.”
March 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Lady Miss Kay when she said “You need to eat.”
The IOC keeping men out of women's sports by making men compete in women's sports
February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The IOC keeping men out of women's sports by making men compete in women's sports