Jade
@gooddgrrl.bsky.social
Had a dream that I said something disrespectful and was going to get a spanking but things kept happening so that the spanking never occurred.
September 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Had a dream that I said something disrespectful and was going to get a spanking but things kept happening so that the spanking never occurred.
Middle school is a lot. I will be parenting a teenager starting this week. Any advice?
August 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Middle school is a lot. I will be parenting a teenager starting this week. Any advice?
Just finished reading The Correspondent and then finished rewatching Ted Lasso.
August 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Just finished reading The Correspondent and then finished rewatching Ted Lasso.
The world cup preshow is...weird...
July 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The world cup preshow is...weird...
I am presenting at a conference for which I was not part of the organizing committee or leadership in any way. I don't have a lot of folks I want to catch up with. They paid for my hotel room and I'm by myself. They paid me to present. They provided food all day long.
July 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I am presenting at a conference for which I was not part of the organizing committee or leadership in any way. I don't have a lot of folks I want to catch up with. They paid for my hotel room and I'm by myself. They paid me to present. They provided food all day long.
Uh oh. The cat came downstairs. It must be bedtime soon...
July 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Uh oh. The cat came downstairs. It must be bedtime soon...
I always said I wanted a HoH. But now I have a cat that yells at me when it's time to go to bed and starts biting my ankles if I take too long to get there.
July 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I always said I wanted a HoH. But now I have a cat that yells at me when it's time to go to bed and starts biting my ankles if I take too long to get there.
Hi. I'm still lurking. Carry on.
June 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Hi. I'm still lurking. Carry on.
Just signed the divorce papers.
June 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Just signed the divorce papers.
"Jade! Come here. Now."
I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair.
I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair.
May 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"Jade! Come here. Now."
I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair.
I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair.
I am not having a good day.
April 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I am not having a good day.
I need some good divorce tv shows or movies that might keep me from doing or saying things I would like to say and do that might not be in my best interests. Suggestions?
April 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I need some good divorce tv shows or movies that might keep me from doing or saying things I would like to say and do that might not be in my best interests. Suggestions?
Am watching Rooster on HBO. This might be just the divorce comedy I need.
April 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Am watching Rooster on HBO. This might be just the divorce comedy I need.
Good thing no one is here to spank me. I just updated my budget after ignoring it for 5 weeks.... 😬
April 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Good thing no one is here to spank me. I just updated my budget after ignoring it for 5 weeks.... 😬
I had a dream that I had a new living arrangement and I got my first spanking for being sassy in the kitchen and a second even more severe spanking for being caught in the office where I was told not to go without permission.
March 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I had a dream that I had a new living arrangement and I got my first spanking for being sassy in the kitchen and a second even more severe spanking for being caught in the office where I was told not to go without permission.
There is now a Void in my family because I want to be @electraheartt.bsky.social when I grow up.
March 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
There is now a Void in my family because I want to be @electraheartt.bsky.social when I grow up.
I need....something. But I'm not sure what.
March 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I need....something. But I'm not sure what.
March 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It's after 7 am and the sun isn't up. This is not ok.
March 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It's after 7 am and the sun isn't up. This is not ok.
Now I need to work on the 10 other projects due soon...
Office Work GIF
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March 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Now I need to work on the 10 other projects due soon...
I rocked my presentation. When I asked for questions someone said, "Why are you so awesome?"
a woman with long blonde hair is standing on a stage in front of a purple background and smiling .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is standing on a stage in front of a purple background and smiling .
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March 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I rocked my presentation. When I asked for questions someone said, "Why are you so awesome?"
I'm presenting on workforce sustainability tomorrow. I don't feel like I am in the right headspace to help people with their mental health at the moment....
a sign that says fraud alert with a red light
ALT: a sign that says fraud alert with a red light
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March 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm presenting on workforce sustainability tomorrow. I don't feel like I am in the right headspace to help people with their mental health at the moment....
What if I just stay in my car instead of going into work?
March 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
What if I just stay in my car instead of going into work?
Do I hafta get up and do work today?
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
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February 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Do I hafta get up and do work today?
Turns out a fun post by @justanotherboomer.bsky.social a threat from @firemanchris.bsky.social and some cookies and milk are just what I needed.
February 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Turns out a fun post by @justanotherboomer.bsky.social a threat from @firemanchris.bsky.social and some cookies and milk are just what I needed.