Hurf D. Butter-Eater
@goodversusevil.bsky.social
A militant agnostic, digital dragon, and sometimes, just some dude. General nerdery and sparkly misanthropy. He/him.
Pinned
i see there might be some confusion about my intents: I'm not in any way advocating for violence against any person or people of any kind, only billionaires and bigots. Hope that clears it up.
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incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
Ok Mr Walken, could you do Carl Sagan attempting to pick up someone from across the bar?
who ordered the smooth walken
September 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ok Mr Walken, could you do Carl Sagan attempting to pick up someone from across the bar?
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DOG DOG REVOLUTION
THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!
THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!
September 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
DOG DOG REVOLUTION
THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!
THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!
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ok Samwise, settle down there
September 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
ok Samwise, settle down there
The kitchen manager at The Beasts castle
September 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The kitchen manager at The Beasts castle
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this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet.
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
September 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
the overwhelming urge to learn hand embroidery and stained glass construction
August 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
the overwhelming urge to learn hand embroidery and stained glass construction
uggghhh changing careers at 42 after 16 years in my current position, CHANGE makes the stress hormones do the Tasmanian devil spin though my guts and makes my anxiety howl like a choir of banshees
but
FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change
but
FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change
August 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
uggghhh changing careers at 42 after 16 years in my current position, CHANGE makes the stress hormones do the Tasmanian devil spin though my guts and makes my anxiety howl like a choir of banshees
but
FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change
but
FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
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Make a band bigger:
They ARE Giants.
They ARE Giants.
Make a band bigger:
Spin Hospital
Spin Hospital
Make a band bigger:
The Beastie Horde
The Beastie Horde
August 24, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Make a band bigger:
They ARE Giants.
They ARE Giants.
the first dude to microwave a grapefruit with a hole cut into it:
August 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
the first dude to microwave a grapefruit with a hole cut into it:
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I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that no one has yet made an erotic Fallout parody called Ballsout, wherein a large group of very comely survivors are trapped in a Vault by nuclear apocalypse and all are exposed to the Fuck Everything Virus. I bet you could get Perlman to narrate it.
August 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that no one has yet made an erotic Fallout parody called Ballsout, wherein a large group of very comely survivors are trapped in a Vault by nuclear apocalypse and all are exposed to the Fuck Everything Virus. I bet you could get Perlman to narrate it.
in honor of my vasectomy follow-up with the dick doctor
August 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
in honor of my vasectomy follow-up with the dick doctor
i have lit a furnace at the core of myself and it is invigorating
August 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
i have lit a furnace at the core of myself and it is invigorating
instructions unclear, drank skull powder from McDonald's novelty star Trek glass. now farting ghosts, please advise.
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
July 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
instructions unclear, drank skull powder from McDonald's novelty star Trek glass. now farting ghosts, please advise.
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This is just to say
I have OCRed
the text
thet was in
tne arch:ve
and whicb
yov were prabaldy
seamhing
for "breahtast"
Fargme ms
fheg mem debo:w5
sb ?mccf
mmb 5c oc1b
I have OCRed
the text
thet was in
tne arch:ve
and whicb
yov were prabaldy
seamhing
for "breahtast"
Fargme ms
fheg mem debo:w5
sb ?mccf
mmb 5c oc1b
July 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This is just to say
I have OCRed
the text
thet was in
tne arch:ve
and whicb
yov were prabaldy
seamhing
for "breahtast"
Fargme ms
fheg mem debo:w5
sb ?mccf
mmb 5c oc1b
I have OCRed
the text
thet was in
tne arch:ve
and whicb
yov were prabaldy
seamhing
for "breahtast"
Fargme ms
fheg mem debo:w5
sb ?mccf
mmb 5c oc1b
my mental health would be so much better if i could eradicate either my libido or my appetite
July 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
my mental health would be so much better if i could eradicate either my libido or my appetite
when the cleric asks the friendly cloth golem how they should heal its wounds:
July 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
when the cleric asks the friendly cloth golem how they should heal its wounds:
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yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
July 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"