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why??? why??? she didn't do this as a kitten! she's a grown ass woman now!! why are cats?!?
screenshot of a discord message from "Wife" saying "I just found Eda front paws deep in the TOILET."
September 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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my babies are two years old!! still invading each other's personal space ♥️
a tuxedo cat and a calico cat share a fluffy cat bed a tuxedo kitten and a calico kitten cuddle together
August 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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being interrogated by my 7yo nephew over text message regarding the end of donkey kong bananza
text message reading, "Cool! I am really impressed within your skills! What layer is the planet core? What kind of boss is at the end? Void Kong from the company VoidCo? Is it a same boss as before on the upper layer?"
July 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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wife brought me flowers for my hospital room a few days ago. finally finished putting together 🌷
Multicolored tulips made of lego bricks displayed in a windowsill, using a tall paper cup as a vase
June 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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wife brought me flowers for my hospital room a few days ago. finally finished putting together 🌷
June 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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i know all the jokes about skyrim on ti-83 graphing calculators and everything, but having it portable on my switch is doing wonders for the ol' hospital boredom
a nintendo switch 2 propped up on a hospital tray table, displaying a Skyrim loading screen
June 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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mom's having fun at my brother's house
screenshot of a text reading: I'm babysitting today. I heard my car horn honking. There was a mother bear and 2 cubs in my car. I forgot to lock it. I can't believe they opened the door!
June 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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lets fucking gooooooo!!!!
the ice at tsongas arena ahead of the Boston fleet game
May 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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i feel like im living in stardew valley
a cluster of cut fiddlehead ferns in a purple t-shirt
April 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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everyone loves edalyn
a brown and white tabby cat sleeps with his head resting on the tortoiseshell and white cat next to him. a tortoiseshell and white cat and a brown tabby cat are curled up next to each other on a fuzzy blanket, asleep a tortoiseshell and white cat and a black and white tuxedo cat are snuggled up together
April 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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me and my wife in the theater last night watching ready or not 2 when jeremy chetri showed up
the meme of leonardo dicaprio leaning forward in his seat with a beer and a cigarette in one hand and pointing intently at something in front of him with the other
March 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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they cut a hole in the ceiling and sealed off the room with plastic so they can dehydrate it. this is a challenge to the cat. my poor wife is at home dealing with his bullshit
a screenshot of a discord message reading: "They didn't cat proof enough. Sora already got inside. "I cna't get him out"
March 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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i love home ownership
a bubble of water along a seam in a white popcorn ceiling
March 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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what being investigated by columbo does to a person
a man in a military uniform lies haphazardly on a bed, staring dejectedly up at the ceiling
February 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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edalyn clawthorne, coziest kitty
a tortoiseshell and white cat named edalyn lies on her side on a window scratcher bed with her back legs up on the air. sun glows on her face and her fluffy tummy
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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is that like a service top or
a disposable aluminum pan with the words "SUPPORT BOTTOM" embossed on the bottom surface of the pan
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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the state of massachusetts emailed me to say its okay to be a bully, if your target is coyotes
3. Haze coyotes While coyotes are naturally wary of people, this fear can lessen over time when they spend a lot of time around people or when they are fed, intentionally or unintentionally, by people When you see a coyote in your yard, you should aggressively haze it. Hazing is a safe technique used to deter an animal from an area or to change its behavior. The intent of hazing is to frighten, not injure, the animal. You can haze a coyote by creating loud noises by yelling or using a small air horn, waving a jacket overhead to look bigger, spraying a hose or throwing small objects in the coyote’s direction, and physically chasing and driving the coyote off. Haze the animal until it has fully left the area.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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no :(
screenshot of a weather app with a big scary -9° right in the middle
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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same energy as my septuagenarians forced to cohabitate with a pair of 19 year olds
a large brown tabby cat lies on a blanket, facing away from two smaller cats cuddling just behind him
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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i dont enjoy the childhood friends to lovers trope if they arent roasting each other over stupid shit (affectionately). nobody gives me grief like my wife and i love that about her
a digital photo album titled "sad and abandoned (and sometimes misplaced) items: an adhd story" with two photographs: a hot pocket on a plate and a pink water bottle sitting outside a house on a porch railing
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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eda didnt like the gargle of distress i emitted when i found a hole in my wool sock this morning but she doesnt understand. these socks are older than covid
a tortoiseshell and white cat sits on the end of a balustrade looking a little confused
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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she punched that hole herself
a tortoiseshell and white cat peeks out from under a cardboard box through a cat-head-shaped hole that is almost perfectly aligned with her head and ears
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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i came on here to post a cat picture and then i saw the news. big yikes. big i hate it here. anyways heres my little cat lilith, she doesnt know what news is and i envy her
a little black cat with a white snout is nestled into a fluffy white blanket on a couch, looking very cozy and half asleep
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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omw to fulfill the ancient prophecy
two video game women in santa inspired outfits beneath the text "when your double income no kids lesbian aunts show up to unleash the gift reckoning on christmas"
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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looking down from on high
a tuxedo cat with a white snout and black chin sits in a wall hammock, looking down quizzically
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM