I should be able to bonk my head to my dog's little head and download his thoughts that way. What kind of god doesn't put that feature in

*first day at my new marketing job*

Me: Toblertwo

Toblerone executives: Holy fuck

This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress.

They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post.

I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail!

www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...

“video games make you violent”
okay explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then