Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
Mid: fits, wits, and bits
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
Posts are too wordy. Sorry :(
Frog reposter 🐸
Factory expander 🚂🏭
Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨
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Gordon Gecko
@gordon-gecko.bsky.social
· Feb 22
You: B-B-but you're a gecko account, why do you post so many frogs?
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
Me: It's MY account, and I will DO what I WANT
ps: I love geckos too
I just wanna be a frog in a pond
August 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I just wanna be a frog in a pond
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Bullfrog of the day!
Wednesday, 5 August 2026
Wednesday, 5 August 2026
August 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Bullfrog of the day!
Wednesday, 5 August 2026
Wednesday, 5 August 2026
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Reposted by Gordon Gecko
This tiny Green Frog was in one of the goat buckets looking sad and skinny a couple of weeks ago- I dumped them into this pond… so happy to see them thriving now😄
July 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This tiny Green Frog was in one of the goat buckets looking sad and skinny a couple of weeks ago- I dumped them into this pond… so happy to see them thriving now😄
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The Internet loves Jucika so I think it could go equally nuts for mademoiselle Jeanne from the Gaston Lagaffe comics by Franquin.
July 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
The Internet loves Jucika so I think it could go equally nuts for mademoiselle Jeanne from the Gaston Lagaffe comics by Franquin.
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Communist penis because it leans to the left
July 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Communist penis because it leans to the left
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donald trump has died
July 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
donald trump has died
Emperor Palpatine is now also suffering from AI psychosis
"The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.
Peter Thiel: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by criticizing AI | CNN
Speaking at the Aspen Ideas Festival, the billionaire tech investor said the Vatican’s concerns could discourage America in the AI arms race, warned of a democratic-socialist takeover and explained wh...
www.cnn.com
July 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Emperor Palpatine is now also suffering from AI psychosis
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They're saying you're built like a shit brickhouse
June 27, 2026 at 10:21 AM
They're saying you're built like a shit brickhouse
109° is not hot. Not having an AC is what's making u hot
June 27, 2026 at 9:52 AM
109° is not hot. Not having an AC is what's making u hot
Funny tik tok or yt shorts idea:
"My art before and after art school"
Before: filled sketchbooks, ambitious paintings on canvas and board, portable HDD filled with digital pieces
After: Nothing
"My art before and after art school"
Before: filled sketchbooks, ambitious paintings on canvas and board, portable HDD filled with digital pieces
After: Nothing
June 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Funny tik tok or yt shorts idea:
"My art before and after art school"
Before: filled sketchbooks, ambitious paintings on canvas and board, portable HDD filled with digital pieces
After: Nothing
"My art before and after art school"
Before: filled sketchbooks, ambitious paintings on canvas and board, portable HDD filled with digital pieces
After: Nothing
Reposted by Gordon Gecko
I just found a YouTuber who says he's a frog, and I believe him
June 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I just found a YouTuber who says he's a frog, and I believe him
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Bullfrog collage of the day!
Saturday, 13 June 2026
Saturday, 13 June 2026
June 13, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Bullfrog collage of the day!
Saturday, 13 June 2026
Saturday, 13 June 2026
Pissing into your own mouth could be a viable method of hydration by 2050
Building data centers in space could be cost-effective by the early 2030s.
www.semafor.com/article/06/1...
www.semafor.com/article/06/1...
The case for data centers in space
Building data centers in space could be cost-effective by the early 2030s, analysis suggested.
www.semafor.com
June 13, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Pissing into your own mouth could be a viable method of hydration by 2050
If you piss your pants on a Tuesday, you are simply participating in "Tinkle Tuesday" festivities and thus shouldn't be kicked out of Chili's
June 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If you piss your pants on a Tuesday, you are simply participating in "Tinkle Tuesday" festivities and thus shouldn't be kicked out of Chili's
Why can't I spend the entirety of My life travelling the world exclusively to say hello to every single frog?
June 7, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Why can't I spend the entirety of My life travelling the world exclusively to say hello to every single frog?
Today in US politics: Being as big of a shithead to women as possible is now bipartisan
there's a real feeling of like...if a man did something horrible to me or someone i know that guys like this just wouldn't fucking care
June 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Today in US politics: Being as big of a shithead to women as possible is now bipartisan
There's a non-zero possibility that that dude is going to flip parties once elected because "Democrats were mean to me", making voting for him more dangerous.
Idc if the allegations are fake anyway, he's got bad vibes. If he pulled up next to me at a bar, my hand wouldn't leave the top of my drink
Idc if the allegations are fake anyway, he's got bad vibes. If he pulled up next to me at a bar, my hand wouldn't leave the top of my drink
June 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There's a non-zero possibility that that dude is going to flip parties once elected because "Democrats were mean to me", making voting for him more dangerous.
Idc if the allegations are fake anyway, he's got bad vibes. If he pulled up next to me at a bar, my hand wouldn't leave the top of my drink
Idc if the allegations are fake anyway, he's got bad vibes. If he pulled up next to me at a bar, my hand wouldn't leave the top of my drink
It's depressing how the people who work in creative jobs often get paid crumbs (if at all) for the work they pour their souls into, but even that meager compensation is too much for media companies.
To a company, artists are an obstacle to creating a media "product" and must be removed.
To a company, artists are an obstacle to creating a media "product" and must be removed.
Three AI animated series are heading to Prime Video streaming via Amazon MGM/AWS-backed GenAI Creators' Fund: 'Cupcake & Friends;' 'Love, Diana Music Hunters;' and 'Punky Duck' from Jorge Gutierrez.
Prime Video Orders Trio of Animated Series from New GenAI Creators' Fund
Three AI animated series are heading to Prime Video streaming via Amazon MGM/AWS-backed GenAI Creators' Fund: 'Cupcake & Friends;' 'Love, Diana Music Hunters;' and 'Punky Duck' from Jorge Gutierrez.
www.animationmagazine.net
May 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
It's depressing how the people who work in creative jobs often get paid crumbs (if at all) for the work they pour their souls into, but even that meager compensation is too much for media companies.
To a company, artists are an obstacle to creating a media "product" and must be removed.
To a company, artists are an obstacle to creating a media "product" and must be removed.
Every day is such a struggle. I just want a big pile of boxes at my work to fall and crush me to death underneath them. Then I'll finally be happy.
May 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Every day is such a struggle. I just want a big pile of boxes at my work to fall and crush me to death underneath them. Then I'll finally be happy.
This is one of those times
Sometimes I feel like I should be ashamed of how my life is.
May 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This is one of those times
Wait, what stage of democratic backsliding are we at when nazi apologia becomes a form of political criticism?
You know, they are right. Stop comparing donald DUCKing with Adolf Hitler. Hitler at least served. Hitler was a soldier who was awarded for his courage under fire. Both are incredibly evil monsters but one actually served his country, then later destroyed it. We have a giant orange chicken parading
May 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Wait, what stage of democratic backsliding are we at when nazi apologia becomes a form of political criticism?
I wish I had a brain capable of being funny
May 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I wish I had a brain capable of being funny