Apothecary Bradshaw🧿
@gordonscamsay.bsky.social
✨Socially [ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳˡʸ] awkward. A recluse with the 🏳️🌈 gene. ✌𝓜𝓐𝓨𝓑𝓔✌I make potions in my basement but like I also have a big heart✨🌻
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This is a short top stan account. You’re safe here, King.
Before you DM me, I’m built like this.
August 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Before you DM me, I’m built like this.
There’s a setting on my prostate massager that feels like driving an Audi up a hill.
August 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
There’s a setting on my prostate massager that feels like driving an Audi up a hill.
I need to be hugged by a man. Preferably taller than me bc I need to lay my head in his chest as he squeezes me
August 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I need to be hugged by a man. Preferably taller than me bc I need to lay my head in his chest as he squeezes me
I’m terrified of birds, but I wouldn’t mind befriending a murder of crows.
July 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I’m terrified of birds, but I wouldn’t mind befriending a murder of crows.
THAT WAS A MUTHA FUCKING LIP SYNC!!!!!
July 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
THAT WAS A MUTHA FUCKING LIP SYNC!!!!!
I didn’t realize #Elle was set in 1995 so I ain’t get when she asked the DJ to “play something like Madonna, but not Madonna now, Madonna 3 years ago” & I have been in here cackling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
July 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I didn’t realize #Elle was set in 1995 so I ain’t get when she asked the DJ to “play something like Madonna, but not Madonna now, Madonna 3 years ago” & I have been in here cackling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Summers in the South…… where heat advisories last for hours after the sun goes down.
June 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Summers in the South…… where heat advisories last for hours after the sun goes down.
*whispers* Pekpek
June 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
*whispers* Pekpek
Salina, these are a lot of emotions for someone who was planning on playing the game the same way. #DragRace this episode should’ve been called Too Many Face Cracks
June 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Salina, these are a lot of emotions for someone who was planning on playing the game the same way. #DragRace this episode should’ve been called Too Many Face Cracks
Okay, they were sisters!
May 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Okay, they were sisters!
This song be making me wanna do a ole nasty 90s yeek to it!!
May 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
This song be making me wanna do a ole nasty 90s yeek to it!!
This gives me early aughties B.Cox r&b!! liiiike I got the urge to stand in the rain, but it’s cold.
May 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This gives me early aughties B.Cox r&b!! liiiike I got the urge to stand in the rain, but it’s cold.
It’s going on 20 years & we still ain’t got a broadway production of Idlewild!
April 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It’s going on 20 years & we still ain’t got a broadway production of Idlewild!
I gave Mariah Balenciaga a lite dragging for that cartwheel, but she won me back with that slide split. #UKvsTheWorld I’m proud of her!!
March 20, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I gave Mariah Balenciaga a lite dragging for that cartwheel, but she won me back with that slide split. #UKvsTheWorld I’m proud of her!!
Sterling Kelby Brown basically told the J. Hud audience he goons himself to sleep. 😎
March 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Sterling Kelby Brown basically told the J. Hud audience he goons himself to sleep. 😎
Ain’t I say it?….
It’s starting to feel like they’re setting up a mother-daughter lip sync battle. #DragRace
March 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Ain’t I say it?….
I need to be threatened & cussed out to not download any apps. But that inner hoe defrosted..
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I need to be threatened & cussed out to not download any apps. But that inner hoe defrosted..
Im very easy to please. All it takes is a heart shaped box of crawfish (5lbs), a daiquiri & a giant teddy bear!
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Im very easy to please. All it takes is a heart shaped box of crawfish (5lbs), a daiquiri & a giant teddy bear!
Now why, why I gotta make it through Christmas, New Years,
& Valentine's day without you keeping me warm?….
& Valentine's day without you keeping me warm?….
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Now why, why I gotta make it through Christmas, New Years,
& Valentine's day without you keeping me warm?….
& Valentine's day without you keeping me warm?….
Reposted by Apothecary Bradshaw🧿
I took the leap to write something a little different than normal, but the world is on fucking fire. And I know some of us struggle with the idea of change and what role if any we can play in these chaotic times! Read More Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I took the leap to write something a little different than normal, but the world is on fucking fire. And I know some of us struggle with the idea of change and what role if any we can play in these chaotic times! Read More Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...
Catching up on my Drag Race…. I’m surprised Mariah is the only US queen on #UKvsTheWorld. Suh said she’s the only OG Queen without fillers. 🤣🤣🤣
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Catching up on my Drag Race…. I’m surprised Mariah is the only US queen on #UKvsTheWorld. Suh said she’s the only OG Queen without fillers. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m free on February 14th, btw. In case anybody wanna be cliché & fall in love on our 1st date.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’m free on February 14th, btw. In case anybody wanna be cliché & fall in love on our 1st date.