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Helen
@gorewhoree.bsky.social
She/Her/It
Gamer, Warhammer nerd, unapologetic furry
Certified Hood Classic
I am to be trusted with a keyboard and mouse I promise :3
No Minors, just to be safe
Pinned
If the New York Jets make the playoffs this year I’ll get a dykeshave, and you can hold me to that
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Things to say to Sony Interactive Entertainment:
September 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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shouldve been a woman tho
September 17, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Someone remind me to do my voice training tonight, I keep forgetting
September 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I shoulda stayed off the internet
Not a one person enjoys my presence
September 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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luer lock lednesday
September 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I kinda want to just talk with a friend
just shoot the shit like old times
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I’m fucking freaking out so bad
Last night I was so freaked out I fell out of my chair and couldn’t move or breathe
I wish this would end. I should have been more responsible. It’s all my own fault and I’m panicking so much.
September 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Buying cigarettes costs 10 dollars, “may I bum a cig?” is free
September 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
god i wish i had fur
September 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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daytona ted
September 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Gundam F150
September 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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NFL Veterans Offer Advice To This Year’s Rookie Class https://theonion.com/nfl-veterans-offer-advice-to-this-years-rookie-class/
September 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Two types of fantasy for me rn:
1. Football
2. Being someone’s cute dog who they get to handle roughly and punch in the stomach
September 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Maybe the way I realized this isn’t so nice, but god damn do I have beautiful, beautiful fucking hair
September 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Todd Monken on Deshaun Watson: "There were some really good things on film"

Yeah watching Hines-Allen hit him on that sack maybe
September 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Why'd my vice have to be alcohol? Why can't I have a cool vice? Y'know, something with aura and mystery to it.
September 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm sorry I forgot to do this :P anyways here it is now
tier list of nfl teams based on how likely theyd shoplift
September 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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where does sully rank all time
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I feel like the breast pain estrogen makes me feel currently is karma for me writing so many erotic short stories involving painful transformations
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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If I get married would that make my wife a dog owner
February 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Escape from New York, escape from LA, notice a pattern? That’s right, there’s no Escape from Philadelphia
March 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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“You’re 3 inches deep in X character but Y character is 3 inches deep in you” about sums up the type of conversations I have at college with irls
April 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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OBJECTIVE LIST
May 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
“Puppy needs treats”
“Puppy needs pets”
Puppy needs a fucking drink
September 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Last night I got so angry at all the gas stations being closed I yelled “I’m sorry I don’t suck cock and eat box for gas” in the car with two passengers
September 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM