throwback millennium
@gottabringburnheal.bsky.social
You're surrounded by liars.
Think they're wearing off again.
Whenever I have a (spicy) snack food for the first time in a month or two, the first chip is always soooo good and strong and I can pace myself easy for that whole week.
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
May 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Think they're wearing off again.
I wish when Twitch offered you the "please stop showing me this problematic person" button that it actually worked 🚮
May 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I wish when Twitch offered you the "please stop showing me this problematic person" button that it actually worked 🚮
Oh hey Bluesky works on browsers and devices older than 2024 again, yippee 🥳
April 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Oh hey Bluesky works on browsers and devices older than 2024 again, yippee 🥳
I'm sorry I feel a little bad about this but the number of times I've seen Harry Potter brought up in an LGBT space and immediately everyone who regularly talks suddenly realizes they're not on the same side as 2/3 of the group. It never goes any other way.
April 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I'm sorry I feel a little bad about this but the number of times I've seen Harry Potter brought up in an LGBT space and immediately everyone who regularly talks suddenly realizes they're not on the same side as 2/3 of the group. It never goes any other way.
Bluesky says I have an invalid handle today 🤔
April 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Bluesky says I have an invalid handle today 🤔
Okay life, I'm willing to take these dreams every night where I avoid death if you're willing to give me normal days where I don't wish that'd happen.
April 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Okay life, I'm willing to take these dreams every night where I avoid death if you're willing to give me normal days where I don't wish that'd happen.
No of course I wouldn't backspace another whole post and not talk about it to anyone, why do you ask?
April 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
No of course I wouldn't backspace another whole post and not talk about it to anyone, why do you ask?
This is still happening 😢
There was a(nother) big bot purge on Twitter and every artist in history is like "omg my followers are dropping??? 💀" and then they're told it's the bot purge and they're still getting torn up about their self-worth even though it is happening to literally all their peers together.
I'm confused :(
I'm confused :(
April 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This is still happening 😢
There was a(nother) big bot purge on Twitter and every artist in history is like "omg my followers are dropping??? 💀" and then they're told it's the bot purge and they're still getting torn up about their self-worth even though it is happening to literally all their peers together.
I'm confused :(
I'm confused :(
April 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
There was a(nother) big bot purge on Twitter and every artist in history is like "omg my followers are dropping??? 💀" and then they're told it's the bot purge and they're still getting torn up about their self-worth even though it is happening to literally all their peers together.
I'm confused :(
I'm confused :(
I get chest pains if I drink too much coffee in a short period, which is a thing I don't and haven't done in a lot of years, but my body still freaks out when I drink the run-off at the bottom of my instant coffee because I think it thinks we're going for round 2 when it's like 10ml of liquid lol :(
April 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I get chest pains if I drink too much coffee in a short period, which is a thing I don't and haven't done in a lot of years, but my body still freaks out when I drink the run-off at the bottom of my instant coffee because I think it thinks we're going for round 2 when it's like 10ml of liquid lol :(
Thinking about ways to slightly update the logo without really changing it at its core, and trying not to laugh because I can't stop thinking about "Pepsi Universe".
April 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Thinking about ways to slightly update the logo without really changing it at its core, and trying not to laugh because I can't stop thinking about "Pepsi Universe".
Reposted by throwback millennium
You can tell winter is now over because food now cooks differently and water boils way hotter all of a sudden.
It's winter so now every grocery walk has to be:
✅ Cold
✅ Snowy
✅ A bit slower than normal
❌ Windy as fuck EVERY DAY ALWAYS 🥱😴🤢🤮
✅ Cold
✅ Snowy
✅ A bit slower than normal
❌ Windy as fuck EVERY DAY ALWAYS 🥱😴🤢🤮
March 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You can tell winter is now over because food now cooks differently and water boils way hotter all of a sudden.
I've had these for a week and they're still going strong 🤤
Whenever I have a (spicy) snack food for the first time in a month or two, the first chip is always soooo good and strong and I can pace myself easy for that whole week.
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
March 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I've had these for a week and they're still going strong 🤤
Reposted by throwback millennium
Please.
Year 2 of asking Bluesky to please let us turn off individual users' reposts.
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Please.
Whenever I have a (spicy) snack food for the first time in a month or two, the first chip is always soooo good and strong and I can pace myself easy for that whole week.
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
March 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Whenever I have a (spicy) snack food for the first time in a month or two, the first chip is always soooo good and strong and I can pace myself easy for that whole week.
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
If I get more of these next week though I will quickly become immune to the effects again 😭
Reposted by throwback millennium
This has been my default state since before middle school and let me tell you it ages you like a colorless television.
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This has been my default state since before middle school and let me tell you it ages you like a colorless television.
It feels like each time people agree it was one of the worst of the worst years, I end up having one with significant personal growth where I absolutely have to say it was one of my best years. As ever I haven't really expressed this in public so it's something only my friends understand, but yeah 🥴
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It feels like each time people agree it was one of the worst of the worst years, I end up having one with significant personal growth where I absolutely have to say it was one of my best years. As ever I haven't really expressed this in public so it's something only my friends understand, but yeah 🥴
taps quietly
"If you're not using ChatGPT to plan your workout you are failing yourself"
This is actually just a disease, huh.
This is actually just a disease, huh.
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
taps quietly
Just watched my W11 computer attempt to restart, fail this action, and push itself back to the previous desktop state after making me click a very bare login button I've never seen before. (Main topic: VLC keeps crashing this computer and I am feeling very forced to use a different media player.)
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just watched my W11 computer attempt to restart, fail this action, and push itself back to the previous desktop state after making me click a very bare login button I've never seen before. (Main topic: VLC keeps crashing this computer and I am feeling very forced to use a different media player.)
2026 probably the first year in my life where I can artificially say it's a turning point, yet actually mean it.
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
2026 probably the first year in my life where I can artificially say it's a turning point, yet actually mean it.
Want to post more extrospective things but it's pretty clear that's the last thing the world ever wants. I'm tired.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Want to post more extrospective things but it's pretty clear that's the last thing the world ever wants. I'm tired.
It probably doesn't seem like it to Bluesky but I've been kind of sick and also really anti-social lately (possibly in conjunction) and I would like to be neither of these things when I wake up tomorrow.
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It probably doesn't seem like it to Bluesky but I've been kind of sick and also really anti-social lately (possibly in conjunction) and I would like to be neither of these things when I wake up tomorrow.