If you're going to sell t-shirts on instagram, tiktok, etc. please put somewhere right up front if you are *not* using AI and I guarantee you will get more sales 👍
October 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If you're going to sell t-shirts on instagram, tiktok, etc. please put somewhere right up front if you are *not* using AI and I guarantee you will get more sales 👍
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
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I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
July 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Cannot stress how much I love this Assassin’s Creed glitch.
July 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Cannot stress how much I love this Assassin’s Creed glitch.
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
Not even plausible as a joke - authorities are way too upright and stiff to withstand Neil's preternatural flattening abilities.
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities https://theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-in-shootout-with-authorities/
July 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Not even plausible as a joke - authorities are way too upright and stiff to withstand Neil's preternatural flattening abilities.
The Tobias vibes on this bumper sticker made me really had me going for a minute 🔥
July 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The Tobias vibes on this bumper sticker made me really had me going for a minute 🔥
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Only a bit longer to go back the REALIS crowdfunding campaign! starting a thread below with some of my work for this incredible project that I was honored to help illustrate..
kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
‘The Circuit Slate’ a faction of the thousand moons
kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
‘The Circuit Slate’ a faction of the thousand moons
April 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Only a bit longer to go back the REALIS crowdfunding campaign! starting a thread below with some of my work for this incredible project that I was honored to help illustrate..
kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
‘The Circuit Slate’ a faction of the thousand moons
kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
‘The Circuit Slate’ a faction of the thousand moons
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We should have never doubted this man
April 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
We should have never doubted this man
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me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
April 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
butternut is here for me at least 🥲
Throwback to baby Butternut for International Beaver Day! 🦫 Butternut turns 7 on April 29.
April 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
butternut is here for me at least 🥲
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How it feels doing literally any task right now.
April 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
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“These terrible places must stop overcharging Americans every time they put fuel in their car, or I will have no choice but to unleash a massive bombing campaign against them,” Trump said during a White House press briefing
Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations
WASHINGTON—In a promise to address the pain Americans were feeling at the pump as his war with Iran approached its fourth week, President Donald Trump threatened Friday to launch airstrikes against U....
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March 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
“These terrible places must stop overcharging Americans every time they put fuel in their car, or I will have no choice but to unleash a massive bombing campaign against them,” Trump said during a White House press briefing
(spoilers for those traveling to new england tho)
March 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
(spoilers for those traveling to new england tho)
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Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
March 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
the half-consumed bluey ring pop my kid left on the kitchen counter: killlllll meeeeee
March 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the half-consumed bluey ring pop my kid left on the kitchen counter: killlllll meeeeee
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Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.
March 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.
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I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
March 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.
Sahar Delijani said it best:
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TOKYO JUNGLE
CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012
PLAYSTATION 3
CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012
PLAYSTATION 3
February 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
TOKYO JUNGLE
CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012
PLAYSTATION 3
CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012
PLAYSTATION 3
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A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.
This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.
This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.
This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.
This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.
February 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.
This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.
This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.
This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.
This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.