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Author Jack Stein / artist / gardening nerd between March and August 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Art tagged #embroidery
Art & writing NSFW / be 18+ please
Art tagged #embroidery
Art & writing NSFW / be 18+ please
would you look at this little dork just straight up taking a bath with me
September 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
would you look at this little dork just straight up taking a bath with me
I just witnessed this little idiot consume the huge spiderweb that had accumulated on my wicker chair because I guess she got tired of me refusing to clean it and felt she had to take matters into her own hands
September 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I just witnessed this little idiot consume the huge spiderweb that had accumulated on my wicker chair because I guess she got tired of me refusing to clean it and felt she had to take matters into her own hands
Did I give up on trying to figure out how to change the color of the button and just change the background color instead? MAYBE.
September 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Did I give up on trying to figure out how to change the color of the button and just change the background color instead? MAYBE.
Ok, so (ignoring the fact I haven't figured out how to change the color on that one tags widget) how do we feel about this color scheme? Keeps the cleanliness of the original theme, but brings it down to something more appropriate for horror/smut.
September 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Ok, so (ignoring the fact I haven't figured out how to change the color on that one tags widget) how do we feel about this color scheme? Keeps the cleanliness of the original theme, but brings it down to something more appropriate for horror/smut.
I suppose this theme looks much more dignified or whatever
but still
the primary colors call to my heart
but still
the primary colors call to my heart
September 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I suppose this theme looks much more dignified or whatever
but still
the primary colors call to my heart
but still
the primary colors call to my heart
would you feel weird reading smut from a website that looks like this
September 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
would you feel weird reading smut from a website that looks like this
What would you call a “headset” if you didn’t wear it on your head because you’re a spider from outer space and your auditory organs are in your legs
![peppering them with shrapnel and ricocheting indiscriminately off machinery. mething clipped their auditory organ and then they were as good as deaf too: their [some sci fi bullshit equipment] burst with a shriek of white noise that left behind a high pitched whine even after they frantically ripped out the
damaged device and flung it aside.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mnreu6ucyq2acuyevfm3oyko/bafkreid77d3ilyolpokf3uwh5lghkqlixhw7sx2fbxf4o4unxbhjjnav3u)
September 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
What would you call a “headset” if you didn’t wear it on your head because you’re a spider from outer space and your auditory organs are in your legs
you don’t scare me, you son of a bitch
September 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
you don’t scare me, you son of a bitch
let’s see if this time it takes
September 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
let’s see if this time it takes
boy I wish bsky was actually a functioning web site
September 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
boy I wish bsky was actually a functioning web site
recipe for success:
1. plant peppers
2. forget about peppers
3. weeds grow so high you figure peppers are gone forever
4. wait 2 months
5. part weeds to discover SO MANY PEPPERS
1. plant peppers
2. forget about peppers
3. weeds grow so high you figure peppers are gone forever
4. wait 2 months
5. part weeds to discover SO MANY PEPPERS
September 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
recipe for success:
1. plant peppers
2. forget about peppers
3. weeds grow so high you figure peppers are gone forever
4. wait 2 months
5. part weeds to discover SO MANY PEPPERS
1. plant peppers
2. forget about peppers
3. weeds grow so high you figure peppers are gone forever
4. wait 2 months
5. part weeds to discover SO MANY PEPPERS
I get up for 2 seconds and she has STOLEN my SEAT
September 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I get up for 2 seconds and she has STOLEN my SEAT
Hey wanna see something cool? I stepped out into the humidity, and the condensation made an image of my eyeball on my glasses.
September 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Hey wanna see something cool? I stepped out into the humidity, and the condensation made an image of my eyeball on my glasses.
the light fog on my camera lens gives today’s garden pic a very romantic vibe
September 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
the light fog on my camera lens gives today’s garden pic a very romantic vibe
big accomplishments today
September 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
big accomplishments today
would you look at these lazy little peanuts
August 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
would you look at these lazy little peanuts
“Oh it’s just a short story, 3k max”
“Whoops, maybe I’ll just submit it as a novelette, no problem”
“Ok, ok, we’re into ‘novella’ territory, that’s fine, 30-35k max, seems reasonable”
“…well at this point it’s so close to ‘novel’ I might as well just keep going…”
“Whoops, maybe I’ll just submit it as a novelette, no problem”
“Ok, ok, we’re into ‘novella’ territory, that’s fine, 30-35k max, seems reasonable”
“…well at this point it’s so close to ‘novel’ I might as well just keep going…”
August 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“Oh it’s just a short story, 3k max”
“Whoops, maybe I’ll just submit it as a novelette, no problem”
“Ok, ok, we’re into ‘novella’ territory, that’s fine, 30-35k max, seems reasonable”
“…well at this point it’s so close to ‘novel’ I might as well just keep going…”
“Whoops, maybe I’ll just submit it as a novelette, no problem”
“Ok, ok, we’re into ‘novella’ territory, that’s fine, 30-35k max, seems reasonable”
“…well at this point it’s so close to ‘novel’ I might as well just keep going…”
I just can’t get enough of this high-summer color, cannot believe how much that goldenrod is thriving
August 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I just can’t get enough of this high-summer color, cannot believe how much that goldenrod is thriving
there’s a mad genius somewhere back in the kitchen here
August 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
there’s a mad genius somewhere back in the kitchen here
The core propositions of this novella are 1) what if the Alien fell in love with a space miner instead of trying to kill him, and 2) also the Alien is a bit of a dumbass
August 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The core propositions of this novella are 1) what if the Alien fell in love with a space miner instead of trying to kill him, and 2) also the Alien is a bit of a dumbass
we have a repeat customer
August 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
we have a repeat customer
today I had a visitor
August 24, 2026 at 11:43 PM
today I had a visitor
Back yard is really shaping up into a PRIMO late-summer garden
August 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Back yard is really shaping up into a PRIMO late-summer garden
good morning ma’am
August 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
good morning ma’am