Graeme Writes
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At least we have yogurt
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
At least we have yogurt
Adults who drink tea will always just be kids who ate grass.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Adults who drink tea will always just be kids who ate grass.
You got to remember that from Hegseth’s point of view there were two boats. Sort of blurry and weaving in and out of one another.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You got to remember that from Hegseth’s point of view there were two boats. Sort of blurry and weaving in and out of one another.
someone trying to fertilize eggs is either a prospective dad or misinformed gardener.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
someone trying to fertilize eggs is either a prospective dad or misinformed gardener.
In retrospect I shouldn’t have popped my bubblegum during that lockdown drill.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
In retrospect I shouldn’t have popped my bubblegum during that lockdown drill.
A klutz walks into a bar.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A klutz walks into a bar.
Might fuck around and buy a parasol.
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Might fuck around and buy a parasol.
I’m literally spilling my guts out to this guy and he’s just on his phone the whole time?? calling an ambulance??
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m literally spilling my guts out to this guy and he’s just on his phone the whole time?? calling an ambulance??
Misread the flash mob invitation. Killed an epileptic.
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Misread the flash mob invitation. Killed an epileptic.
Can't believe Trump pardoned the turkey from January 6
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can't believe Trump pardoned the turkey from January 6
On my Substack today I covered the biggest stories of September as you can see.
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October 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
On my Substack today I covered the biggest stories of September as you can see.
open.substack.com/pub/squeezen...
open.substack.com/pub/squeezen...
September 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Read my guide to the news on Chortle. 🫡
Feeling overwhelmed by current events. Today’s post is a helpful guide on How to Read the News.
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
www.chortle.blog/p/how-to-rea...
August 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Read my guide to the news on Chortle. 🫡
The Democrats have released their latest party strategy.
Democrats Scoop Out Eyeballs And Plow Forward On New Podcast
Following Zohran Mamdani’s decisive victory in NYC, Democratic Leaders look for creative ways to focus on the important things.
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June 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The Democrats have released their latest party strategy.
Finally watching Delicious in Dungeon and this show rules.
June 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finally watching Delicious in Dungeon and this show rules.
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Launching the U.S. into what could be yet another unpopular and costly forever war, while simultaneously pushing for an unpopular budget bill at home that will take food and healthcare away from millions of people.
The "peace president."
The "peace president."
June 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Launching the U.S. into what could be yet another unpopular and costly forever war, while simultaneously pushing for an unpopular budget bill at home that will take food and healthcare away from millions of people.
The "peace president."
The "peace president."
I can’t believe these new polls.
Majority of Americans Agree Iran War Is A Necessary Consequence For Algebra
Polls show Iran had this coming ever since inventing algebra 1000 years ago.
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June 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can’t believe these new polls.
I love this copy so much
June 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I love this copy so much
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Presenting the new fantasy Roleplaying Game, Housing and Healthcare:
June 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Presenting the new fantasy Roleplaying Game, Housing and Healthcare:
De-Extinction Scientists Are Bringing Back Exciting Old Ways Of Getting Torn To Shreds
De-Extinction Scientists Are Bringing Back Exciting Old Ways Of Getting Torn To Shreds
Why Colossal Biosciences is Resurrecting Extinct Animals
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May 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
De-Extinction Scientists Are Bringing Back Exciting Old Ways Of Getting Torn To Shreds
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
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April 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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