Graham Kritzer
@grahamkritzer.bsky.social
Rated #2 in side impact crash ratings as voted by JD Power and Associates.
Whoever came up with 'The Hawk' should be dragged into the Hague
July 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Whoever came up with 'The Hawk' should be dragged into the Hague
I'm not one for telling tales out of school much, but I'm beginning to think that this Shaboozey fella might have himself a drinking problem.
July 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I'm not one for telling tales out of school much, but I'm beginning to think that this Shaboozey fella might have himself a drinking problem.
The local Tex-mex restaurant has refreshed their menu apparently
July 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The local Tex-mex restaurant has refreshed their menu apparently
Ive got an infection in my Sepp Blatter
June 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Ive got an infection in my Sepp Blatter
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Me: [appearing in the eaten at Taco Bell files 38,000 times] that doesn't mean anything
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Me: [appearing in the eaten at Taco Bell files 38,000 times] that doesn't mean anything
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Pam Bondi is what happens when The Babadook fucks the Mom from Heriditary
February 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pam Bondi is what happens when The Babadook fucks the Mom from Heriditary
Every kid named Cole or Cayden has ADHD. I don't make the rules, that's just the way it is.
March 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Every kid named Cole or Cayden has ADHD. I don't make the rules, that's just the way it is.
Pam Bondi is what happens when The Babadook fucks the Mom from Heriditary
February 17, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pam Bondi is what happens when The Babadook fucks the Mom from Heriditary
Me: [appearing in the eaten at Taco Bell files 38,000 times] that doesn't mean anything
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Me: [appearing in the eaten at Taco Bell files 38,000 times] that doesn't mean anything
Contestant: all my children died in a fire and im doing this for their memory
Mr Beast: [otherworldly grinning] oh man that sucks
Mr Beast: [otherworldly grinning] oh man that sucks
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Contestant: all my children died in a fire and im doing this for their memory
Mr Beast: [otherworldly grinning] oh man that sucks
Mr Beast: [otherworldly grinning] oh man that sucks
[me, chunking my third straight drive 60 yards into the screen at my club fitting]: this feels good
[20 year-old sales kid looking at tiktok on his phone the whole time]: you look REALLY good man
[20 year-old sales kid looking at tiktok on his phone the whole time]: you look REALLY good man
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
[me, chunking my third straight drive 60 yards into the screen at my club fitting]: this feels good
[20 year-old sales kid looking at tiktok on his phone the whole time]: you look REALLY good man
[20 year-old sales kid looking at tiktok on his phone the whole time]: you look REALLY good man
With the invasion of Venezuela and subsequent seizure of their oil reserves, it is entirely plausible that Donald Trump is in every paragraph of the Epstein Files.
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
With the invasion of Venezuela and subsequent seizure of their oil reserves, it is entirely plausible that Donald Trump is in every paragraph of the Epstein Files.
I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful
I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers
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If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus
January 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus
Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs
@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft
Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.
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the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you
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if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.
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Dry January but it’s just my skin
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dry January but it’s just my skin
Hitler: *does Nazi salute*
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hitler: *does Nazi salute*
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
MAGA: HES AUTISTIC
My stock broker told me to engage in more risky ventures so I went home and told my wife to relax
December 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My stock broker told me to engage in more risky ventures so I went home and told my wife to relax
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
My family tryna stop me from asking the waitress if she's working hard or hardly working
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
My family tryna stop me from asking the waitress if she's working hard or hardly working