I’d like to think I encompass the full range of masturbatory urges.

The gooner to chastity pipeline/coin flip is a wild ride.

Gooning is the most gender-neutral fetish community I've seen in my life. People will say its indistinguishable from mere masturbation, but I think technology is permanently decoupling sexuality from biology in a profound way. I think that's beautiful.

If you DM’d an acct like 3 years ago & tied your balls to your toes because of it…

Hello, it’s me~~

There’s even something about yelling into an empty room…

Just presenting myself to the world. I wonder if I’ll run into any old regulars in this digital bar

The purity of a fresh account is… intoxicating lmao.

I haven’t felt like this since the last time I made a Twitter acct

What’s up knucklefucks?