Gerard
@grau504.bsky.social
Louisiana born, Colorado by happy accident. Enjoyer of sports, food, beer, and coffee.
Scam calls can be funny as hell sometimes
September 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Scam calls can be funny as hell sometimes
The fact that this isn’t happening on Halloween is offensive
September 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The fact that this isn’t happening on Halloween is offensive
Stranger Things ass looking press release
Did the Big Ten need to release their statement in the same font as the back of choose your own adventure books?
September 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Stranger Things ass looking press release
LSU paid 40 million for this, so yeah. It looks like it should.
September 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
LSU paid 40 million for this, so yeah. It looks like it should.
Clemson put in the freshman.
Paz White Flag Waving
ALT: Paz White Flag Waving
static.klipy.com
September 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Clemson put in the freshman.
Leavitt looks like Manziel. This is nuts
September 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Leavitt looks like Manziel. This is nuts
Apparently some shenanigans have happened in the Michigan football match.
September 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Apparently some shenanigans have happened in the Michigan football match.
Holy shit the LSU offensive line
September 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Holy shit the LSU offensive line
The only good thing about the LSU weather delay is that I get to indulge my inner MLS sicko.
September 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The only good thing about the LSU weather delay is that I get to indulge my inner MLS sicko.
I still call it the Gulf of Mexico. When I do, and I get the inevitable “don’t you mean Gulf of America?”, I reply back “what the hell is that?” I have memory holed that this has happened and just can’t be bothered to change.
Never forgiving Apple or Google for participating in this bullshit.
August 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I still call it the Gulf of Mexico. When I do, and I get the inevitable “don’t you mean Gulf of America?”, I reply back “what the hell is that?” I have memory holed that this has happened and just can’t be bothered to change.
MLS is a hell of a drug. Up the Pids
August 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
MLS is a hell of a drug. Up the Pids
The rapids have a bunch of the other mascots from the state at the game for Colorado Day. Blaster is being a menace and Bernie is rubbing his butt on the grass.
August 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The rapids have a bunch of the other mascots from the state at the game for Colorado Day. Blaster is being a menace and Bernie is rubbing his butt on the grass.
New favorite @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social -ism “APPLY THE VERMOUTH”
July 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
New favorite @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social -ism “APPLY THE VERMOUTH”
Wooooo! Happy to be back. Up the Pids!
July 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Wooooo! Happy to be back. Up the Pids!
Can we just play some football please?
July 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Can we just play some football please?
Lmao England. You muppets
July 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Lmao England. You muppets
Please give us extra time. Please.
July 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Please give us extra time. Please.
Now cheering for Argentina because I need the rock fight that will be England v Argentina.
July 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Now cheering for Argentina because I need the rock fight that will be England v Argentina.
Norway: “I’ve got a rock!”
England: “I’ve got a rock too!”
Norway: “Want to hit each other in the head with them?”
England: “…absolutely”
England: “I’ve got a rock too!”
Norway: “Want to hit each other in the head with them?”
England: “…absolutely”
July 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Norway: “I’ve got a rock!”
England: “I’ve got a rock too!”
Norway: “Want to hit each other in the head with them?”
England: “…absolutely”
England: “I’ve got a rock too!”
Norway: “Want to hit each other in the head with them?”
England: “…absolutely”
Throw the VAR into the sun
July 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Throw the VAR into the sun
If anyone has any food recommendations for San Diego, please shoot them my way.
July 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
If anyone has any food recommendations for San Diego, please shoot them my way.
Parents had one Linda cd that my dad ran into the ground. Also featured a lot of the Doobie Brothers, the Chicks (pre-Iraq war), Alan Jackson, Martin Page, Garth Brooks, and Billy Joel. Naturally, I got into punk and lates 90s early aughts alternative rock.
what's the music your parents played all the time when you were a kid? for me, it's a dead heat between Neil Diamond and Linda Ronstadt
June 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Parents had one Linda cd that my dad ran into the ground. Also featured a lot of the Doobie Brothers, the Chicks (pre-Iraq war), Alan Jackson, Martin Page, Garth Brooks, and Billy Joel. Naturally, I got into punk and lates 90s early aughts alternative rock.
Did I run today? Nah
Is it time to crush a beer? Hell yeah
Is it time to crush a beer? Hell yeah
June 19, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Did I run today? Nah
Is it time to crush a beer? Hell yeah
Is it time to crush a beer? Hell yeah