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You’re standing on my neck.
Interview with the Vampire
Queen Sugar
Industry
Widow’s Bay
Yellowstone
June 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
What $2.90 gets you on Septa at rush hour. #INEPTA #Septa
SEPTA's Market-Frankford Line service impacted by blown transformer in Center City
SEPTA is investigating a blown transformer that disrupted service on the Market-Frankford Line on Wednesday afternoon.
6abc.com
March 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Two lawyers who work for ICE step forward and lift the curtain on what is really happening inside our immigration system right now.

If you’ve time it’s worth a listen, trust me.
Give a Little Whistle
Podcast Episode · This American Life · March 8 · 1h
podcasts.apple.com
March 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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March 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
March 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
“White women, let me step out in front and make something abundantly clear:
Your path of progression will NEVER come from a man.” - Dr. Leo Croft
Why Jasmine Crockett Lost to James Talarico — And What Many White Liberal Women Just Told on…
Photographed by Temi Lawson for Vogue Magazine
medium.com
March 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Reply with a gif of a powerful woman.
March 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The X Files.
the things i would cast them in.
March 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Expecting him to transform the city overnight as its first Muslim mayor is unrealistic, the NYPD, an institution hardly known for tolerance, is already working against him. He has to tread carefully. With Tisch, It’s not the beginning of fruitful partnership. It’s reconnaissance.
“Usually a deft communicator, Zohran Mamdani becomes uncharacteristically tongue-tied when it comes to the NYPD.”
Ceding Ground | Ali Winston
Zohran Mamdani has ceded control of New York City Police Department to an ideological opponent.
thebaffler.com
March 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by Der lange Lulatsch
I need people to understand that "AI" used in moderation isn't necessarily the "AI" of ChatGPT + friends or synthetic text extruding machines, or LLMs. There's stuff lumped under "AI", as the term is a marketing term, that is actually useful and important for flagging stuff on social media.
🗳️ Blacksky-only posts are coming.
- The community uploads 100K+ media monthly, too much for human review alone.
- Any AI moderation (if we used it) would run on our own infrastructure.
- No third party gets access to Blacksky data, period.

Please weigh in using the below survey by Feb 28th 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
AI and Media Moderation for Blacksky-Only Posts
Blacksky-only posts are coming. The community uploads 100K+ media monthly, too much for human review alone. Any AI moderation would run on our own infrastructure. No third party gets access to Blacksk...
assembly.blacksky.community
February 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Threads devouring Instagram while in Meta’s womb is none of my business.
February 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Reposted by Der lange Lulatsch
Ray J Begs Fan to Return Stolen Heart Monitor After “Bleeding Eyes” Concert Incident
Ray J Begs Fan to Return Stolen Heart Monitor After “Bleeding Eyes” Concert Incident
Ray J wants his heart monitor back, and he is not playing about it. The singer says a fan pulled the device off his body while he was in the […]
balleralert.com
February 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The court’s GOP-appointed justices mediated a dispute between two parents: the funders supporting their majority and the president who appointed three of them. The conservative wing sided with the billionaires and big business over Trump. Translation: Fuck your ineptitude we wanna get paid.
February 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s important to hang on to hope,” said Bill Rooney, 68, of Chestnut Hill (and certified tour guide). “The people who lived here — sometimes that’s all they had to hold on to. We need to do that, too, and [make] sure that the whole history is told.” #blackhistory
February 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
“The Trump administration officials wanted to make her look bad, even if it meant reshaping reality to do so. What’s especially concerning is the dishonest way it went about it.” @whitehouse-47.bsky.social using Jim Crow tactics to break prominent activists is beyond disgraceful.
OPINION: "Nekima Levy Armstrong wasn't crying when she was detained by ICE agents — but an AI meme posted by the White House made it look like she was. We can't keep normalizing this corrosive behavior." — Inquirer columnist Jenice Armstrong
Trump officials used AI to distort a photo of an anti-ICE activist. That’s not OK. | Jenice Armstrong
www.inquirer.com
February 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
…and ya mutha, dickhead! I don’t why this funky ass administration thought my city would take this shit lying down FOH.
BREAKING: National Park Service began restoring the slavery exhibits to the President’s House in Philadelphia. The exhibits were removed last month to comply with Trump’s EO to “eliminate corrosive ideology.” A judge ordered them to be restored by 5pm Friday. Story @inquirer.com coming soon.
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Banned? Talarico’s interview has over 7 million views on YouTube (and counting)

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert had about 2.42 million viewers in the second quarter of 2025. 3.016 million viewers during a notable week in July 2025.

Oppression this is not.
February 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Freeze your credit with all three bureaus( free and reversible)

Create and/or secure your IRS identity protection pin -IP PIN (for tax filing)

Create and lock your Social Security Administration account to prevent benefit diversion. (I did this back in August ‘25 during peak DOGE)
February 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It’s high time Hollywood roll up the red carpet for this homophobic gay bashing man child.
Shia LaBeouf allegedly called queer man homophobic slurs before New Orleans arrest
Actor allegedly also made remarks to man who dresses in drag, and was seen dancing on Bourbon Street after arrest
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Drop a poster of one of your favorite horror movies from the year (2019)

Favorite childhood book became a movie! This was before they started banning books.
February 19, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a G.
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
ME: “is there another train right after this one? (because they’re behind schedule)

SEPTA SUBWAY OPERATOR: There’s always another one coming, just don’t know when.

Love my city, LOL #philly
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Yup, while making direct eye contact…
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A houseless guy calling me a faggot for not helping him out is one way to miss a meal. A DoorDash cyclist calling me a faggot is one way of getting your tires popped with this sharp ass nail file in my pocket. 💅🏾🏳️‍🌈
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM