🌿 garden 🌿
grdnsys.no
🌿 garden 🌿
@grdnsys.no
This account exists to index and verify our other accounts accounts.
It is also the admin account for this instance. It won't be used much if at all. Go to the accounts[...]

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[medical stuff, not asking for mutual aid *yet*]
hey folks
the fiansys seems to potentially be ending up in the hospital a 2nd time after a kidney infection
i dont know yet how bad this is
or how expensive this might get for them

but if its more than like 50 USD (which who am i kiddi[...]
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August 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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This isn't a whore-house this is a whore-home
June 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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we are gonna exist over on @backup.system.grdnsys.no for a few days while we physically move the servers this instance is on
so go follow us over there
June 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Hmm
Suspecting weird federation shit
Testing testing
Someone want to interact with this just so I know my posts are making it anywhere at all?
June 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I need an axe
June 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Huh yes hi.
I think we have existed since before eggs.
June 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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I have tried looking into this more just to find out what the absolute fuck these benefits would even be.
And the website just says it's listed in the app AFTER you register.
So fuck me I guess I won't know why in the fuck they want to do this points thing unless I say yes to it
June 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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IT'S HALLOWEEN
TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Are you weird or will you lose a bunch of shit that you care about if I nuke your Downloads folder while you aren't looking?
June 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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I love it when the news is all:
"Amazing weather expected for [insert holiday here], don't expect to be walking around in normal formalwear for that, might want to grab a t-shirt instead"
Then the forecast is this shit:
May 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Starting to actually get some serious scruff on the chin, it's also starting to get to the bit of the year where I can wear croptops and shit without freezing my tits off.
May 28, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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[Stupid, hypnokink, stereotyping]
In this essay I will detail why transfems are so easily hypnotised
The thinking is offloaded to the thinkpads.
May 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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I fucking love it when I want to fuck about in the dystopian future and one of my crew gets stuck in the fucking Viking era without cellular coverage instead.
Smh #time-traveler-problems
May 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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May 23, 2026 at 7:14 PM
We are back up after the security thing!
May 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Here is your regularly scheduled reminder that following this account is mostly pointless.
Go follow the people you wanna actually see from our system.
This account just gets a highlight reel boosted all at once like once in a blue moon.
May 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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someone just talked about our old host internally as "john garden"
May 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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With that post, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
May 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Who needs Artificial Intelligence to help write your resume when you have a fiancé with Genuine Stupidity and paperwork autism.
May 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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have some shit I said a few days ago (or yesterday)

me: "today feels like an 'enough caffiene to kill a horse' day"

"please don't kill yourself?"

"i'm not killing myself! i'm killing the horse"
May 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
here is a periodic reminder that we have a backup account for when we are idiots and take this instance down
go follow @lawn

also we moved it from tech.lgbt
but thats where emergency posting will happen from
-luce
May 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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[Lewd?]
"Have any cool guys inside of you?"
May 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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There is absolutely noone in our system who has a fursona.
Which is honestly somewhat impressive.
Surprised that hasn't happened yet.
May 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Bsky test post please ignore
May 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM