Greasy Pudding, First of his name
@greasypudding.bsky.social
A fancy gorilla passing poorly for a man. Seeker of adventure. Sitter of rocks. Eater of nanners. (Bites into unpeeled nanner)
"Strong man" thinks he's an action star.
May 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"Strong man" thinks he's an action star.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet — theonion.com/rfk-jr-demon...
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet — theonion.com/rfk-jr-demon...
America isn't this way because Trump is president. Trump is president because America is this way.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
America isn't this way because Trump is president. Trump is president because America is this way.
Why so serious? Crispy BBQ tofu nuggets. Nobody begs like shelter pups.
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Why so serious? Crispy BBQ tofu nuggets. Nobody begs like shelter pups.
An ape gets his start on this Blue Guy thing.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
An ape gets his start on this Blue Guy thing.