GreatJohnT
@greatjohnt.bsky.social
Retired content creator.
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Mfers will literally call tomatos yucky and then proceed to smoke two marlboros
October 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Mfers will literally call tomatos yucky and then proceed to smoke two marlboros
Slay the Spire 2 is really good actually
September 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Slay the Spire 2 is really good actually
Line cook fact: if you leave peanut butter M&Ms under the heat lamps they get weird, kind of like if a gusher had an exoskeleton
August 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Line cook fact: if you leave peanut butter M&Ms under the heat lamps they get weird, kind of like if a gusher had an exoskeleton
Ai could never replace my ability to make chicken tenders
August 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Ai could never replace my ability to make chicken tenders
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armed and dangerous with a used chisel set from the local library
August 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
armed and dangerous with a used chisel set from the local library
Quesadilla is common loot
June 24, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Quesadilla is common loot
I've got skin like a faberge baby
June 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I've got skin like a faberge baby
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I'm 6 foot 1 inch and built like a stack of pancakes
November 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I'm 6 foot 1 inch and built like a stack of pancakes
I've come to the realization that I am a nickname adult.
February 28, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I've come to the realization that I am a nickname adult.
Gatorade is just salty Kool-aid. And no one can convince me otherwise.
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Gatorade is just salty Kool-aid. And no one can convince me otherwise.
I can't beleive 50 years ago you could walk into any building and they'd just give you a career
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I can't beleive 50 years ago you could walk into any building and they'd just give you a career
Apparently carrots are what my dating life was missing
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Apparently carrots are what my dating life was missing
I've somehow made a dating profile that strictly attracts the enby folks (not a complaint)
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I've somehow made a dating profile that strictly attracts the enby folks (not a complaint)
Things the sous chef at my job has said to me
Your like a bison
You'd make a good Santa Claus
You look like you listen to Ray J
You look like Walter White
Your like a bison
You'd make a good Santa Claus
You look like you listen to Ray J
You look like Walter White
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Things the sous chef at my job has said to me
Your like a bison
You'd make a good Santa Claus
You look like you listen to Ray J
You look like Walter White
Your like a bison
You'd make a good Santa Claus
You look like you listen to Ray J
You look like Walter White
Walton Goggins looks like he needs a sip of water
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Walton Goggins looks like he needs a sip of water
Here's a zine I made as a gift for the holidays. Download it, print it, and fold it.
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here's a zine I made as a gift for the holidays. Download it, print it, and fold it.
The egg is nature's gusher
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The egg is nature's gusher
I've gotten too many compliments on my new coat and now I can never take it off
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've gotten too many compliments on my new coat and now I can never take it off
I could have eaten so much more dirt if I never learned about germs. Knowledge breeds cowardice
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I could have eaten so much more dirt if I never learned about germs. Knowledge breeds cowardice
Teeny tiny lemon meringue pie
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Teeny tiny lemon meringue pie
Dark Souls 2 feels like a Peter Molyneux game
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Dark Souls 2 feels like a Peter Molyneux game
1st playthough of Ds1 done. Bosses in order of attempts.
Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon
Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
1st playthough of Ds1 done. Bosses in order of attempts.
Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon
Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon
I bet bjj practitioners have crazy sex. Your out here doing missionary while some dude with a brown belt is going for a backward pubis scorpion hold.
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I bet bjj practitioners have crazy sex. Your out here doing missionary while some dude with a brown belt is going for a backward pubis scorpion hold.
Note from chef: Cookie dough is not a compound butter
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Note from chef: Cookie dough is not a compound butter