Blake
@greatsaltblake.bsky.social
Real Househusband of Ozaukee County. Aspiring Small Town Pizza Lawyer
Move over Todd Bonzalez, new Fighting Baseball roster just dropped. Tag yourself, I’m Bash Harmson
September 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Move over Todd Bonzalez, new Fighting Baseball roster just dropped. Tag yourself, I’m Bash Harmson
Featuring a shot of Lumumba Vea in the halftime show after denying his tourist visa…that’s World Cup Magic baby
July 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Featuring a shot of Lumumba Vea in the halftime show after denying his tourist visa…that’s World Cup Magic baby
🏆 Survived the longest of any concacaf team
July 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
🏆 Survived the longest of any concacaf team
I could have told Brazil to leave Haaland unmarked at the top of the box for a fraction of the cost of Carlo Ancelotti’s salary
July 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I could have told Brazil to leave Haaland unmarked at the top of the box for a fraction of the cost of Carlo Ancelotti’s salary
Painstakingly removing the letters TOKOUN PO from my jersey and rearranging the remaining ANTE M
13. Milwaukee Bucks: Nate Ament, Tennessee
#2026NBADraft
#2026NBADraft
June 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Painstakingly removing the letters TOKOUN PO from my jersey and rearranging the remaining ANTE M
As a Lithuanian Bucks fan I have been wishing for a 🇱🇹 player in Milwaukee for years. But nevertheless sorry to everyone that I wished on a monkey’s paw for it
June 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
As a Lithuanian Bucks fan I have been wishing for a 🇱🇹 player in Milwaukee for years. But nevertheless sorry to everyone that I wished on a monkey’s paw for it
🐆 🇨🇩 😎
Excited to find out soon if my hottest World Cup take, “DR Congo are better than you think they are”, will go up in flames immediately
June 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
🐆 🇨🇩 😎
Excited to find out soon if my hottest World Cup take, “DR Congo are better than you think they are”, will go up in flames immediately
June 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Excited to find out soon if my hottest World Cup take, “DR Congo are better than you think they are”, will go up in flames immediately
Reposted by Blake
Switzerland should hire me to coach, since, as a father, I have lots of experience telling others not to play with their food
June 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Switzerland should hire me to coach, since, as a father, I have lots of experience telling others not to play with their food
Time to fire off an amateur birdwatching meme in celebration of spotting an osprey today
May 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Time to fire off an amateur birdwatching meme in celebration of spotting an osprey today
Who is Giannis Davis?
May 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Who is Giannis Davis?
Never mind, Bucks don’t need Paolo Bankuzma
The Orlando Magic are one of the few teams that exist at the intersection of:
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
May 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Never mind, Bucks don’t need Paolo Bankuzma
Me trying to list off who the Timberwolves still have now that half their team is injured:
May 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Me trying to list off who the Timberwolves still have now that half their team is injured:
The Orlando Magic are one of the few teams that exist at the intersection of:
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
April 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The Orlando Magic are one of the few teams that exist at the intersection of:
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
1. Win-Now Mode
2. Down Bad enough to push all-in for Giannis
3. Have actual stuff to trade.
Also a proud legacy of being “the other team” for hall of fame big men
Getting the chalk out again
Writing “I will not get my hopes up for Bluezaukee” 20 times on the chalkboard
April 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Getting the chalk out again
Happy Opening Day to all the old (and old at heart) guys at Miller Park today saying “good day to have a roof!” to each other
March 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Happy Opening Day to all the old (and old at heart) guys at Miller Park today saying “good day to have a roof!” to each other
Coincidentally, 83 is the number of guesses it would have taken me to get to Bam Adebayo if someone had asked me at the start of the season who was likeliest to score 83 points in a game
March 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Coincidentally, 83 is the number of guesses it would have taken me to get to Bam Adebayo if someone had asked me at the start of the season who was likeliest to score 83 points in a game
The only thing that can save the NBA all star game is if Dave Tesh joins the live performance
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The only thing that can save the NBA all star game is if Dave Tesh joins the live performance
Congratulations to avid Bucks fans Joe Biden, David Spade and Curtis Granderson
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Congratulations to avid Bucks fans Joe Biden, David Spade and Curtis Granderson
Maybe picking a FIFA song is cheating but still…turn up that bass
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Maybe picking a FIFA song is cheating but still…turn up that bass
In a surprising turn of events, every NBA player except Giannis Antetokounmpo will be traded before the deadline
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In a surprising turn of events, every NBA player except Giannis Antetokounmpo will be traded before the deadline
Pescara mentioned 🐬🐬🐬
🚨🔵⚪️ Pescara are set to sign Lorenzo Insigne as a free agent after he left Toronto last summer. Back to his boyhood club, Insigne will sign with Italian second division side soon.
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Pescara mentioned 🐬🐬🐬
Since we’re on the topic of Milwaukee-New York trades
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Since we’re on the topic of Milwaukee-New York trades