Green Dad
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Eventually I'll think of something cool and smart to put here
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I just think more women should be werewolves and also do werewolf carnage! Let her maul, your honour.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just think more women should be werewolves and also do werewolf carnage! Let her maul, your honour.
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how a mermaid travels on land
April 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
how a mermaid travels on land
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Step 1. Have heartburn
Step 2. Hunt for the tums.
Step 3: Can't find the tums yet but did find a KitKat.
Step 4: Forget you have heartburn and eat KitKat.
Step 5: Wait fuck
Step 6: Give up
Step 2. Hunt for the tums.
Step 3: Can't find the tums yet but did find a KitKat.
Step 4: Forget you have heartburn and eat KitKat.
Step 5: Wait fuck
Step 6: Give up
March 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Step 1. Have heartburn
Step 2. Hunt for the tums.
Step 3: Can't find the tums yet but did find a KitKat.
Step 4: Forget you have heartburn and eat KitKat.
Step 5: Wait fuck
Step 6: Give up
Step 2. Hunt for the tums.
Step 3: Can't find the tums yet but did find a KitKat.
Step 4: Forget you have heartburn and eat KitKat.
Step 5: Wait fuck
Step 6: Give up
anyone else out there got themselves a food that they used to have all the time as a kid and every now and then you have a hankering like no man before, you can Almost taste it already, but you'll never Ever be satisfied bc they CHANGED THE RECIPE AND NOW ITS GONE FOREVER FUCK YOU MORNING STAR FARMS
March 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
anyone else out there got themselves a food that they used to have all the time as a kid and every now and then you have a hankering like no man before, you can Almost taste it already, but you'll never Ever be satisfied bc they CHANGED THE RECIPE AND NOW ITS GONE FOREVER FUCK YOU MORNING STAR FARMS
I've got so many dear friends who would love more than anything to be legally wed to the persons they love the most; rings worn for years, fantasies of their dream wedding...
Marriage inequality didn't end once queer weddings were legalized. It still exists. Here.
Marriage inequality didn't end once queer weddings were legalized. It still exists. Here.
Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
February 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I've got so many dear friends who would love more than anything to be legally wed to the persons they love the most; rings worn for years, fantasies of their dream wedding...
Marriage inequality didn't end once queer weddings were legalized. It still exists. Here.
Marriage inequality didn't end once queer weddings were legalized. It still exists. Here.
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also a reminder to stop using X
February 22, 2026 at 6:47 AM
also a reminder to stop using X
The fact that KitchenAid keeps emailing me about their President's Day sales is proof we're in the bad place
February 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The fact that KitchenAid keeps emailing me about their President's Day sales is proof we're in the bad place
Btw today is International Holocaust Memorial Day and if you did not know that, it's definitely time to learn, especially with all the fucked up shit happening rn
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Btw today is International Holocaust Memorial Day and if you did not know that, it's definitely time to learn, especially with all the fucked up shit happening rn
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January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Whoever said you can't feel pain in your dreams is absolutely stupid
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Whoever said you can't feel pain in your dreams is absolutely stupid
Who was the first human to ever call a dog a good boy, I need to know
January 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Who was the first human to ever call a dog a good boy, I need to know
The ONE bummer about going by Green, my preferred and chosen name, is that I no longer get to tell people what my given/legal name translates into and that makes me sad bc despite everything, I'm very proud of the name I was given
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The ONE bummer about going by Green, my preferred and chosen name, is that I no longer get to tell people what my given/legal name translates into and that makes me sad bc despite everything, I'm very proud of the name I was given
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
The one thing more painful than trying to find colorful furniture is finally finding colorful furniture but then all the review pictures are from people who bought it in the boring colors
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The one thing more painful than trying to find colorful furniture is finally finding colorful furniture but then all the review pictures are from people who bought it in the boring colors
I am an entire idiot bc I got this anatomical giraffe model kit and for some reason I was surprised that it was Tall 🤦🏻 yeah of fuckin Course it's FUCKING TALL IT'S A FRICKIN GIRAFFE
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I am an entire idiot bc I got this anatomical giraffe model kit and for some reason I was surprised that it was Tall 🤦🏻 yeah of fuckin Course it's FUCKING TALL IT'S A FRICKIN GIRAFFE
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June 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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There are a lot of obvious obstacles that come with needing a wheelchair but the worst is the knowledge that my hands touch my wheels, my wheels touch public bathroom floors, and therefore my hands also touch public bathroom floors. Trauma
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
There are a lot of obvious obstacles that come with needing a wheelchair but the worst is the knowledge that my hands touch my wheels, my wheels touch public bathroom floors, and therefore my hands also touch public bathroom floors. Trauma
I have outfitted most of this apartment with dimmable light bulbs (they come with a little remote) and I really wish I had thought about this sooner bc the 'tism is pleased (as is my crippled little body)
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have outfitted most of this apartment with dimmable light bulbs (they come with a little remote) and I really wish I had thought about this sooner bc the 'tism is pleased (as is my crippled little body)