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memes that live rent free in my head, part 862
September 7, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Same energy
September 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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It's Monday, lock in.
September 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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You just goddamn know her response to "lower flags to half-mast" would be to laugh and go "only half-mast for me? First time for everything!" and it just fucking sucks we lost her, man. We needed that lady, and she was there for us. All of us. Fuck today.
August 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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dolly parton taught millions of children to read

dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief

dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life

dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine

if there was a right side of something she was on it
August 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
August 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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2022: Dolly Parton donates $1 million to fund pediatric infectious disease research

2025: Donald Trump cuts $12 million in grants for pediatric medical research
August 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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March 1, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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In the fascist economy the environment ranks right down there with the people, even lower.

So as the middle class is reduced to yesterdays poor, the environment is ravaged for anything of value as well, and what's left has become a country and an ecosystem in collapse.
August 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley)
July 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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July 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I've been saying "Don't piss me off" a lot this year.

I'm choosing to take that as a sign healing, because that was a regular phrase in my lexicon before Covid.
July 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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If you post on X, you are an active participant in the richest man in the world’s far-right, racist disinformation campaign.

But, you know, gotta get that engagement clout.
July 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
What if they did a sacrificial ritual on Graham to keep Mitch alive
July 13, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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My friends are introducing me to a band called The Cowgays and they have a song with a chorus that goes: “you can’t keep a good ho down at a good hoedown.”
July 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My profile: Tell your dog/cat I said hi!
The average response:
July 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Getting slightly worried cuz it feels like no matter how much I sleep or how much coffee I drink, I'm always exhausted 😩
June 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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My ballpark beer guy texted me to ask if I’d be there tonight and which friends I was bringing with me
April 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Been watching Judge Judy clips and she's been on a streak of referring to herself as Mother. I feel like this clip could get a lot of mileage
May 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Once again asked for food recommendations

"Oh there's a food hall or something, we've never one of those before"

Fuck yeah, Chicago food halls are great, let's go.

I walk in and see Sbarro, Chick-fil-A, McDonald's, Popeyes, Subway...
May 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Me after 3 days in Utah when I go to Beer Bar and order the beef bison-huckleberry corndog with honey drizzle
May 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Looking through the apps in Utah is so depressing with all the religious trauma on display. I've met some great people here, but man it seems like so many are still hurting.
May 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Life imitates art
May 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Incredible that these were back to back on my timeline
May 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The entire state of Utah is under construction right now I stg
May 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM