Greg Technology ❪⎷❫
@greg.technology
my portfolio: https://tandy.link/s/greg.technology
"i’ll fuckin rinse you with this bass"
i could have that tattoed, yes
trailer if you missed it!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfO...
i could have that tattoed, yes
trailer if you missed it!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfO...
September 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"i’ll fuckin rinse you with this bass"
i could have that tattoed, yes
trailer if you missed it!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfO...
i could have that tattoed, yes
trailer if you missed it!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfO...
open source aes67; dante; open source aes67
turns out caring about sub millisecond timing is addictive, fun, and does not induce serious delirium*.
* www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZ...
turns out caring about sub millisecond timing is addictive, fun, and does not induce serious delirium*.
* www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZ...
September 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
open source aes67; dante; open source aes67
turns out caring about sub millisecond timing is addictive, fun, and does not induce serious delirium*.
* www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZ...
turns out caring about sub millisecond timing is addictive, fun, and does not induce serious delirium*.
* www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZ...
zoom's business model:
- b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶
- b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶
- d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
- be annoying
- b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶
- b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶
- d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
- be annoying
September 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
zoom's business model:
- b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶
- b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶
- d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
- be annoying
- b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶
- b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶
- d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
- be annoying
they went so viral and had so many good reviews that you can't see reviews for the place anymore
some guy came up to the restaurant and was like "is this place real? there are no reviews!" I was like - you don't know half of it
some guy came up to the restaurant and was like "is this place real? there are no reviews!" I was like - you don't know half of it
September 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
they went so viral and had so many good reviews that you can't see reviews for the place anymore
some guy came up to the restaurant and was like "is this place real? there are no reviews!" I was like - you don't know half of it
some guy came up to the restaurant and was like "is this place real? there are no reviews!" I was like - you don't know half of it
this city never sleeps. It doesn’t even know how to sleep. It’s sleep deprived, it couldn’t sleep if it tried.
This sleepless city:
This sleepless city:
September 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
this city never sleeps. It doesn’t even know how to sleep. It’s sleep deprived, it couldn’t sleep if it tried.
This sleepless city:
This sleepless city:
it's cool that you can just write "9192631770" and link to a wikipedia page and like, nobody needs more information, everybody knows what you mean.
i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like.
probably sounds like my tinnitus.
i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like.
probably sounds like my tinnitus.
September 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
it's cool that you can just write "9192631770" and link to a wikipedia page and like, nobody needs more information, everybody knows what you mean.
i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like.
probably sounds like my tinnitus.
i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like.
probably sounds like my tinnitus.
my menubar looks like a cool tattooed thigh
September 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
my menubar looks like a cool tattooed thigh
nobody should be made to suffer professional audio apps whose icon is a checkmark.
September 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
nobody should be made to suffer professional audio apps whose icon is a checkmark.
if you keep plugging enough objects together, with enough time and determination (and working with geniuses from @recurse.com) you can have an open source audio over ethernet (aes67) implementation that runs on cheap hardware
September 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
if you keep plugging enough objects together, with enough time and determination (and working with geniuses from @recurse.com) you can have an open source audio over ethernet (aes67) implementation that runs on cheap hardware
you know things are bad when you're installing the codemeter license macos software and the installer looks like this
September 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
you know things are bad when you're installing the codemeter license macos software and the installer looks like this
$20 venmo/paypal if you can guess the wikipedia page
September 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
$20 venmo/paypal if you can guess the wikipedia page
some days you text someone “Do you have solder” at 11pm and they say come over and you end up on some sort of park slope soldering booty call in a backyard tent TRUE STORY
September 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
some days you text someone “Do you have solder” at 11pm and they say come over and you end up on some sort of park slope soldering booty call in a backyard tent TRUE STORY
amazon tracking the number of my friends who have kids
September 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
amazon tracking the number of my friends who have kids
i kind of want a browser extension that makes all font transparent
((the idea was: what would a browser look like on an OS with no fonts))
((the idea was: what would a browser look like on an OS with no fonts))
August 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
i kind of want a browser extension that makes all font transparent
((the idea was: what would a browser look like on an OS with no fonts))
((the idea was: what would a browser look like on an OS with no fonts))
is someone at google trying to prove a point to management/their colleagues
August 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
is someone at google trying to prove a point to management/their colleagues
don't scan your face with a CMM kids, it hurts and it doesn't really work
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordin...
August 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
don't scan your face with a CMM kids, it hurts and it doesn't really work
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordin...
this is almost tetris
August 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
this is almost tetris
There is a whole category of apps in the app/play store just called “good morning”
The good morning apps go hard!!!
The good morning apps go hard!!!
August 21, 2026 at 11:58 AM
There is a whole category of apps in the app/play store just called “good morning”
The good morning apps go hard!!!
The good morning apps go hard!!!
doing everything to be loved by everyone!
August 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
doing everything to be loved by everyone!
An absolutely normal, completely everyday day at @recurse.com
(Yes, these are two embroidery machines with custom pcb’s, yes)
Yes.
(Yes, these are two embroidery machines with custom pcb’s, yes)
Yes.
August 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
An absolutely normal, completely everyday day at @recurse.com
(Yes, these are two embroidery machines with custom pcb’s, yes)
Yes.
(Yes, these are two embroidery machines with custom pcb’s, yes)
Yes.
maybe i can write a book and the book will just be the best amazon reviews
i won't make any money from other people's reviews, i will donate the money to amazon or to not amazon
it doesn't matter. amazon reviews are world class literature.
i won't make any money from other people's reviews, i will donate the money to amazon or to not amazon
it doesn't matter. amazon reviews are world class literature.
August 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
maybe i can write a book and the book will just be the best amazon reviews
i won't make any money from other people's reviews, i will donate the money to amazon or to not amazon
it doesn't matter. amazon reviews are world class literature.
i won't make any money from other people's reviews, i will donate the money to amazon or to not amazon
it doesn't matter. amazon reviews are world class literature.
some call it everyday shenanigans
others would call it a diy degaussing
is this one phase 240v. is this -120v. what is this.
please don't @ recurse.com. xx
others would call it a diy degaussing
is this one phase 240v. is this -120v. what is this.
please don't @ recurse.com. xx
August 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
some call it everyday shenanigans
others would call it a diy degaussing
is this one phase 240v. is this -120v. what is this.
please don't @ recurse.com. xx
others would call it a diy degaussing
is this one phase 240v. is this -120v. what is this.
please don't @ recurse.com. xx
I am stepping into the world of open source/revers engineered embroidery machines that go for $100….!!
More soon but this truly feels revolutionary.
More soon but this truly feels revolutionary.
August 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I am stepping into the world of open source/revers engineered embroidery machines that go for $100….!!
More soon but this truly feels revolutionary.
More soon but this truly feels revolutionary.
lol! I was just just thinking about this -- randomly started leafing through "Astronomical Algorithms" by Jean Meeus
we don't use "arc" enough when speaking of time. the degree world gets "arcminute" (1/60 of a degree), which is 1/21600 of a circle.
like "arcday" could be 4 minutes (for real!).
we don't use "arc" enough when speaking of time. the degree world gets "arcminute" (1/60 of a degree), which is 1/21600 of a circle.
like "arcday" could be 4 minutes (for real!).
August 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
lol! I was just just thinking about this -- randomly started leafing through "Astronomical Algorithms" by Jean Meeus
we don't use "arc" enough when speaking of time. the degree world gets "arcminute" (1/60 of a degree), which is 1/21600 of a circle.
like "arcday" could be 4 minutes (for real!).
we don't use "arc" enough when speaking of time. the degree world gets "arcminute" (1/60 of a degree), which is 1/21600 of a circle.
like "arcday" could be 4 minutes (for real!).
i made a simulator for this device but had never met one in real life. now i have!! it's glorious!!
August 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
i made a simulator for this device but had never met one in real life. now i have!! it's glorious!!