Gregg McBride
@greggmcbride.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Producer. Human. Allegedly.
October made me do it. 🎃 Dark chocolate chip pumpkin bread. No regrets.
October 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
October made me do it. 🎃 Dark chocolate chip pumpkin bread. No regrets.
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Not the Great Get Out of Bed, Charlie Brown.
October 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Not the Great Get Out of Bed, Charlie Brown.
My morning coffee was extremely memorable, so I've scheduled several dramatic recreations throughout the day. Seating is limited.
October 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My morning coffee was extremely memorable, so I've scheduled several dramatic recreations throughout the day. Seating is limited.
Apparently if the Nashville Symphony has a dramatic enough week, eventually someone puts a microphone on me. 😂🎻
Thanks to Robb Coles and NewsChannel 5 for letting this lifelong symphony lover talk about one heck of a plot twist — and the very welcome return of the music.
Thanks to Robb Coles and NewsChannel 5 for letting this lifelong symphony lover talk about one heck of a plot twist — and the very welcome return of the music.
October 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Apparently if the Nashville Symphony has a dramatic enough week, eventually someone puts a microphone on me. 😂🎻
Thanks to Robb Coles and NewsChannel 5 for letting this lifelong symphony lover talk about one heck of a plot twist — and the very welcome return of the music.
Thanks to Robb Coles and NewsChannel 5 for letting this lifelong symphony lover talk about one heck of a plot twist — and the very welcome return of the music.
October mornings are very good at making ordinary things feel like enough. 🍂
October 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
October mornings are very good at making ordinary things feel like enough. 🍂
Booked and busy. Please respect her privacy.
October 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Booked and busy. Please respect her privacy.
First MUTTS. Now Wordle. Mocha’s people are fielding offers.
October 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
First MUTTS. Now Wordle. Mocha’s people are fielding offers.
"Although other animals may be different from us, this does not make them less than us.” — Marc Bekoff
October 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
"Although other animals may be different from us, this does not make them less than us.” — Marc Bekoff
Some people hunt for antiques. I have different priorities.
October 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Some people hunt for antiques. I have different priorities.
October 3rd. Only 29 days until Christmas music becomes socially acceptable. “Socially acceptable” may be doing some heavy lifting here.
October 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
October 3rd. Only 29 days until Christmas music becomes socially acceptable. “Socially acceptable” may be doing some heavy lifting here.
Mocha has entered her autumn era. 🍂
October 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Mocha has entered her autumn era. 🍂
Alexa, locate autumn.
September 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Alexa, locate autumn.
Okay, let me get this straight…
Gulf of America.
Lake America.
Sports Illustrated… I mean, um, Super Intelligence.
All decreed by a man who keeps reminding us that dumb has a B in it.
Gulf of America.
Lake America.
Sports Illustrated… I mean, um, Super Intelligence.
All decreed by a man who keeps reminding us that dumb has a B in it.
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Okay, let me get this straight…
Gulf of America.
Lake America.
Sports Illustrated… I mean, um, Super Intelligence.
All decreed by a man who keeps reminding us that dumb has a B in it.
Gulf of America.
Lake America.
Sports Illustrated… I mean, um, Super Intelligence.
All decreed by a man who keeps reminding us that dumb has a B in it.
Some mornings arrive with their own lighting department.
No filter. 🌅
No filter. 🌅
September 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Some mornings arrive with their own lighting department.
No filter. 🌅
No filter. 🌅
Happy Birthday to the singular Sasha Lane. ❤️ Fiercely talented, completely original, and always unmistakably herself. The world is more interesting with Sasha in it. Happy Birthday, Sasha. Keep doing exactly what you do. 🎂✨
September 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Happy Birthday to the singular Sasha Lane. ❤️ Fiercely talented, completely original, and always unmistakably herself. The world is more interesting with Sasha in it. Happy Birthday, Sasha. Keep doing exactly what you do. 🎂✨
I don’t know what’s more concerning: how invested she is or how much she seems to understand.
September 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I don’t know what’s more concerning: how invested she is or how much she seems to understand.
This time of year, the morning light just hits differently. 🍂☀️
September 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This time of year, the morning light just hits differently. 🍂☀️
Today I started a 30 day no swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.
September 28, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Today I started a 30 day no swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.
Apparently we have a curfew now. Nobody told us. Shelby says that’s not an excuse.
September 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Apparently we have a curfew now. Nobody told us. Shelby says that’s not an excuse.
Saturday night understood the assignment.
September 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Saturday night understood the assignment.
I am a grown man with a mortgage, deadlines, and Great Pumpkin sheets. I contain multitudes. 🎃😂 Mocha, meanwhile, has requested that all future linens meet this standard.
September 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I am a grown man with a mortgage, deadlines, and Great Pumpkin sheets. I contain multitudes. 🎃😂 Mocha, meanwhile, has requested that all future linens meet this standard.
Ah yes, fake fall... when you wear a sweater in the morning and regret it by noon.
September 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ah yes, fake fall... when you wear a sweater in the morning and regret it by noon.
"Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower." — Albert Camus
September 24, 2026 at 2:19 PM
"Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower." — Albert Camus
🎶 FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! 🎶 🍂😂 Apparently Mickey and Minnie have been waiting for this moment too. Some of us have been ready since July. 🍁❤️
September 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
🎶 FALL! FALL! FALL! FALL! 🎶 🍂😂 Apparently Mickey and Minnie have been waiting for this moment too. Some of us have been ready since July. 🍁❤️