Greg Meyer
gregmeyer.social
Greg Meyer
@gregmeyer.social
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has anyone put the fruit fly in a buttplug.io
September 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Graham Platner has signed a deal with Netflix for his new standup special “CANCELED”
July 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
wow did you know making a single app with claude code is equivalent to dropping 30 atomic bombs straight on the amazon
cee.wtf cee @cee.wtf · May 12
“This is different for coders” - everyone should be a coder. Everyone should be making software. You’re on a computer 18 hours a day what do you mean you don’t want to bend it to your will. You’re just like… letting other people decide what your computer does???
May 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
how many claudes does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
May 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
@timheidecker.bsky.social alex would always have on insane quack doctors to peddle their supplements, i think it’s time to reveal that dr san faked his death
April 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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congestion pricing fan cam
July 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
hey @bencollins.bsky.social i’m watching this new @theonion.com show and it sucks! It’s not funny what are you thinking airing this
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Pausing at the appropriate moment in the LOTR marathon to read the entire Tom Bombadil section from the book
August 5, 2023 at 10:26 PM
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Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.
July 9, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Welcome to the good place @itstrentabitch.bsky.social
July 9, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Who up bluing they sky
July 7, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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STOP USING THREADS
July 6, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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July 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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Threads makes a lot of sense when you remember what Zuck wanted the Metaverse to be: a heavily branded, inscrutable morass where you might have a fleeting, benign interaction with a celebrity who immediately tries to sell you an Apple Watch.
July 6, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Are you allowed to post hog on threads?
July 5, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11
July 3, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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the crab rangoon fanbase is dying

reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!
June 26, 2023 at 2:42 AM