Greg Edwards
@gregsedwards.bsky.social
Technophile, media junkie, and self-described swell guy, I live in Knoxville with my wife and four kids. I am a multimedia developer and Microsoft MVP.
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Greg Edwards
@gregsedwards.bsky.social
· Dec 11
No, I'm not THAT Greg. (Unless you owe him money.)
Voice Access might just be the sleeper hit of Windows 11.
October 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Voice Access might just be the sleeper hit of Windows 11.
Hot take: Most social networks become a reflection of how you choose to use them.
October 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Hot take: Most social networks become a reflection of how you choose to use them.
There was a time in American cinema where a leading man's hardest decision was choosing between Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts.
October 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
There was a time in American cinema where a leading man's hardest decision was choosing between Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts.
If you want to know how on board tech industry executives are with Trump, consider that Sam Altman's company has not been renamed "OpenSI."
October 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
If you want to know how on board tech industry executives are with Trump, consider that Sam Altman's company has not been renamed "OpenSI."
Tennessee's backup execution method is "killing me softly with his song."
October 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Tennessee's backup execution method is "killing me softly with his song."
Million dollar idea: OnlyDans. Nothing nefarious happening here, just a chill place where guys named Dan can hang out and talk to each other.
September 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Million dollar idea: OnlyDans. Nothing nefarious happening here, just a chill place where guys named Dan can hang out and talk to each other.
Corporate IT's hallmark invention was the little popup nagging you to install updates and reboot your PC that appears exactly five minutes before you need to present something on it.
September 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Corporate IT's hallmark invention was the little popup nagging you to install updates and reboot your PC that appears exactly five minutes before you need to present something on it.
The media treating Bill Gates as some kind of technology elder statesman reminds me of Clarice Starling asking Hannibal Lecter to help her catch Buffalo Bill.
September 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The media treating Bill Gates as some kind of technology elder statesman reminds me of Clarice Starling asking Hannibal Lecter to help her catch Buffalo Bill.
"Killing me softly with his song" sounds sensual, until you realize it takes over three days to succumb to your wounds. And by the end, you'll beg for the sweet release of death.
September 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
"Killing me softly with his song" sounds sensual, until you realize it takes over three days to succumb to your wounds. And by the end, you'll beg for the sweet release of death.
People say, "AI can't threaten humanity, because it makes up stuff but can't actually do anything in the real world," and I'm like, "Bitch, you just described my entire job."
September 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
People say, "AI can't threaten humanity, because it makes up stuff but can't actually do anything in the real world," and I'm like, "Bitch, you just described my entire job."
I feel like right before Halloween would be the perfect time to dispose of a body on the local "buy nothing" group.
September 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I feel like right before Halloween would be the perfect time to dispose of a body on the local "buy nothing" group.
Scooby-Doo is the ultimate project manager. He contributes absolutely nothing to solving the problem, then pops in at the end and says his catchphrase.
Scooby Doo Flexes His Muscles
ALT: Scooby Doo Flexes His Muscles
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September 29, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Scooby-Doo is the ultimate project manager. He contributes absolutely nothing to solving the problem, then pops in at the end and says his catchphrase.
There was a period in 1985 where each of the three major US television networks had a show with a vehicle as a main character.
September 29, 2026 at 10:39 AM
There was a period in 1985 where each of the three major US television networks had a show with a vehicle as a main character.
I spent my entire parenthood preparing my children for online lives they no longer want.
September 27, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I spent my entire parenthood preparing my children for online lives they no longer want.
New Rule: Dario Amodei must finally admit he was named after the noise Raiden makes in Mortal Kombat.
September 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
New Rule: Dario Amodei must finally admit he was named after the noise Raiden makes in Mortal Kombat.
Creative work is rarely a straight line.
September 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Creative work is rarely a straight line.
I end every text to my kids with, "Follow me for more two-factor codes!"
September 25, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I end every text to my kids with, "Follow me for more two-factor codes!"
To all the people who love to hate on Teams, I think what you really dislike is work.
September 24, 2026 at 1:12 PM
To all the people who love to hate on Teams, I think what you really dislike is work.
TBH, the only thing holding me back from pre-ordering a Dell XPS Googlebook is the fact that it's fucking gold.
September 24, 2026 at 12:28 PM
TBH, the only thing holding me back from pre-ordering a Dell XPS Googlebook is the fact that it's fucking gold.
Well, I suppose we can still call it "Siri Intelligence." - Apple executives
September 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Well, I suppose we can still call it "Siri Intelligence." - Apple executives
I feel like that opening montage of Perfect Strangers needs to be expanded into a full, multi-season prequel.
September 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I feel like that opening montage of Perfect Strangers needs to be expanded into a full, multi-season prequel.
"I'm not prone to regret, but I am prone to action. I would rather just do something quickly and figure it out along the way." - @markmanson.bsky.social
September 23, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"I'm not prone to regret, but I am prone to action. I would rather just do something quickly and figure it out along the way." - @markmanson.bsky.social
Keeping a scale in the bathroom makes for some interesting before and after comparisons.
September 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Keeping a scale in the bathroom makes for some interesting before and after comparisons.