❤︎ laetus fiore .
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❤︎ laetus fiore .
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A somewhat callous man and a heavy smoker. He works as a waiter at a downtown café.

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dni minors & taboo

#ocrp • #mvrp
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❝Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread
out on my bedroom floor

It's hard to say it, time to say it
goodbye, goodbye.❞

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Laetus’ brows furrowed a bit as he stared at Sienna.

“…Right,” he mumbled, “probably. Then, I dunno what’s up with the shit that goes on durin’ the night.”
" Hey! I don't have mange! "

She lets out a strangled angry sound.

Catching herself she backtracks.

" I mean! The coyote doesn't have mange I think you'd be able to tell. . It's supposed to be like super contagious to other animals. "
“Maybe. That or a coyote with either mange or rabies.”

He shrugged.

“Nothin’ me or my dog wanna encounter regardless.”
August 22, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“Maybe. That or a coyote with either mange or rabies.”

He shrugged.

“Nothin’ me or my dog wanna encounter regardless.”
" Oh. So you /haven't seen/ anything then. "

That's both relieving and a disappointment.

" Probably just a bunch of raccoons and shit making noise man. "
“Dunno. I refuse to look out the window to see. Well, not like I would even be able to see in that kinda darkness anyways.”

He shrugged.

“Could be bigfoot— his secret would be safe with me.” he grinned and laughed.
August 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“Dunno. I refuse to look out the window to see. Well, not like I would even be able to see in that kinda darkness anyways.”

He shrugged.

“Could be bigfoot— his secret would be safe with me.” he grinned and laughed.
" Huh. Weird like how? "

" We talking Bigfoot here or somethin' crazier. "
{ @mydogteeth.bsky.social }

“I live in the countryside— plenty of weird things to see at night.”
August 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Reposted by ❤︎ laetus fiore .
anyways. to get laetus started.
August 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
“Got it.”

And off to put in the order he goes!
Hmm... A scone.
“Yeah…” he muttered.

“Anything else I can get you?”
August 16, 2026 at 6:55 AM
“Yeah…” he muttered.

“Anything else I can get you?”
Exactly. I'm the expert here.
“No, I don’t think so… But what do I know?” he rolled his eyes.
August 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“No, I don’t think so… But what do I know?” he rolled his eyes.
Yeah, scalding. That's how it was meant to be consumed.
“Scalding?”

He let out small laugh as he raised a brow.

“Maybe one day, if I hate myself enough to burn myself.”
August 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“Scalding?”

He let out small laugh as he raised a brow.

“Maybe one day, if I hate myself enough to burn myself.”
[He shrugs.]

Suit yourself. It's the best way to drink it, but sure. Have it your way.
“As much as I like coffee, I think I’ll pass. Thanks.”
August 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Reposted by ❤︎ laetus fiore .
Grief is all I have left of you, so yes I do hold onto it.
August 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
“As much as I like coffee, I think I’ll pass. Thanks.”
'M used it, so no.

[Siiiiiiiiiip.]

You should try it some time.
“Doesn’t that burn?” he can’t find himself but wondering this aloud.
August 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
“Doesn’t that burn?” he can’t find himself but wondering this aloud.
[He immidiately takes a long sip of the scalding drink.]

Guess you could say that.

[More like, he's addicted to it.]
And so, Laetus retrieved the coffee pot and went to start a new one up for Proton.

It took a bit, but eventually the southern man did indeed return with it and put it back onto his table.

“You really like coffee, huh?”
August 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
And so, Laetus retrieved the coffee pot and went to start a new one up for Proton.

It took a bit, but eventually the southern man did indeed return with it and put it back onto his table.

“You really like coffee, huh?”
[It'll only be a few more seconds until he does just that. Freak.]
“…”

Laetus let out a low whistle and shook his head.

“Whatever. Again, not my issue. I’ll take it back once you finish it up.”
August 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“…”

Laetus let out a low whistle and shook his head.

“Whatever. Again, not my issue. I’ll take it back once you finish it up.”
Eeeeeyup.

[Thumbs up.]

That's what I came here to do.
He turned a bit just to look at him.

“Seriously? You plan to just chug the whole thing?”
August 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
He turned a bit just to look at him.

“Seriously? You plan to just chug the whole thing?”
[He put the pot down long enough to call after him.]

I'll need a second one soon, just so you know.
Laetus is… definitely taken back by this and a bit horrified, in all honesty.

“…Alright. Not my issue. You go, man.”

His brows raised before he turned heel to leave Proton to it.
August 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Laetus is… definitely taken back by this and a bit horrified, in all honesty.

“…Alright. Not my issue. You go, man.”

His brows raised before he turned heel to leave Proton to it.
[He doesn't even bother putting it into one of the mugs, as he pours it directly into his mouth.]
“…Alright. I guess someone’s pulled an all-nighter…” he joked at a mumble.

Laetus walked off to the back into the kitchen and came back out moments later with the coffee pot.

“Knock yourself out. Metaphorically, of course.”
August 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“…Alright. I guess someone’s pulled an all-nighter…” he joked at a mumble.

Laetus walked off to the back into the kitchen and came back out moments later with the coffee pot.

“Knock yourself out. Metaphorically, of course.”
You heard me. A whole pot of coffee. Full to the brim.
August 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
anyways. to get laetus started.
August 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
With a quiet grunt, Laetus sat down outside and lit up a cigarette.

“Smells like rain’s comin’…” he mumbled to himself with a sigh.
August 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

also. despite maurus and laetus having similar jobs, theyre not in the same universe. theyre both separate.
August 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

okay we’re trying laetus again (for some reason)
August 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
TRIGGER WARNINGS
August 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SOLOS
August 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
MISCELLANEOUS
August 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
STARTERS
August 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM
MUN INFO
August 15, 2026 at 3:39 AM