Not canon, didn’t die

I haven’t showered in years. Showed up to my best friends birthing in the exact same shit I’ve been wearing for six years now. They ain’t call me Funkori for nothing!

Weave

Make the change Amir.

Order a Large Pepperoni Overload, Pepperoni Crazy Puffs, and a portion of Crazy Bread… Life changing experience, gave my entire existence purpose. I dedicate every day I live to making more and more money to order more and more Lil Caesars…

Nevermind I fundamentally misunderstood what the account was.
God forbid a man be #DESPERATE…

Good morning….
(This is me and Takeo)

I think you’ll find that being a liar comes free with your presidency. The odds of finding a president truthful and trustworthy is about as rare as me getting anything good from the goddamn mystery box. Here’s hoping the next one is atleast better at hiding their lies than this one.

Memories of you… memories of Peck… I miss him…

Peck… I need some money Peck… @WilliamPeck.bsky.com… I need some money…

If they made a good game it’d be called Black Ops 6 Zombies so no

Super easy way to get blocked on bluesky is to tell me you hate Little Caesars… Amir, buddy, chum, amigo, pal, home-slice, bread-slice, loaf… what’s your go-to order from the Lil’ C…

We are also living in a country with Little Caesars.

Yummy.

Ovama… ob

Obama please… Please…

Obama I need ten dolalrs…

Little Caesars, Robert…. Little Caesars… Take me there, Robert…

Weaver today