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Grumpy bag of pudding.
💙 🏳️‍🌈 BLM, LGBTQIA+, Pro Choice
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CDC’s 9/11 world trade center health program was one of the first things this regime purged. just something to remember when republicans get really into the performative nationalism this week
New York Republicans scold Trump for CDC cuts that affect 9/11 responders
Critics say the Trump administrations cuts to CDC staff will negatively affect a health fund for 9/11 first responders.
abcnews.com
September 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
September 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
He cannot die fast enough for me at this point.
August 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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I much prefer doing my research amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Prague during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost, so no, I'm afraid I have no interest in "asking ChatGPT."
August 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
There's a less than 5% survival rate (to discharge from hospital) for an 84 year old man who received CPR and that's without taking into account pre-existing conditions. Even if alive isn't in the capacity to perform any of his civil servant duties. I think he was dead before he hit the hospital.
Tortoise Flailing On Back
Alt: Tortoise Flailing On Back
static.klipy.com
July 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This weird af history book story time feels weirder because his energy is so low. It's like watching a sloth with dementia.
Trump: "'I'm right here in front of you. How do you want to begin the killing?' That's a little different kind of a guy."
July 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Peter Thiel is heading to his spiritual homeland of Argentina, following in the historical footsteps of thousands of other deeply problematic men with the exact same haircut.
May 28, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Just a friendly reminder that your desire to read books and eat pastries in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is valid.

Don’t allow anyone to disrespect you by telling you otherwise.
May 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Ugh. I knew the ballroom was going to be the takeaway.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?
April 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
April 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I'm sure this will end well and not with another "we feed our troops" type pr photoshoot (like the navy released) when the illnesses breakout 🙄😒
Why is the Trump administration hellbent on making Americans sicker and now less secure? This isn't about personal freedom; it's about mission readiness.

Vaccine requirements don't just save lives; they keep our troops healthy to serve.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Annual flu vaccine no longer required for U.S. military, Hegseth says
The move alarmed some public health experts, who warned that it would weaken troop readiness.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much
April 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.
April 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm so tired.
Trump says the Strait of Hormuz is fully open; but the IRGC says no, they get to decide who passes through.

Trump says Iran has agreed to turn over its uranium; and Iran says no, it won't.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
April 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half”

me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm

priest: no it was a test

me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm
April 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Hungary just elected a new PM who wasted zero time — he shut down state propaganda, called out the corrupt officials by name, and started the reckoning on day one. It made me want to write down exactly what that should look like here. So I did.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
Hungary's New PM Just Showed Us What Courage Looks Like. Where's Ours?
Hypothetically, if I was elected President, here are the opening salvos of restoration
open.substack.com
April 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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"Magyar wasn't engaging in a policy debate... His framing was Viktor Orbán and Fidesz are a criminal organization and we need to dismantle this... he connected the impact of the criminal organization to these rural Hungarians' experience."

@ambpressman.bsky.social on how Magyar beat Orbán.
April 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Ok hear me out...what if we just don't pay taxes? Maybe I want to cosplay as one of the super rich this year.
April 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job
April 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?
April 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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It shouldn’t matter what kind of work you do – one job should be enough to make a living and take care of your family.
April 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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We need to harness his powers for good, not evil.

JD Vance campaigns for illiteracy.

JD Vance campaigns for climate change.

JD Vance campaigns for cancer.
April 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM