jeffrey linguini
@gueroalto.bsky.social
Reformed Food Handler. Library Guy.
I said I wouldn’t and what a surprise.
I said I wouldn’t and what a surprise.
Fairly sure that at least 90% of people who shoutout Mater and Margarita are lying about it.
September 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Fairly sure that at least 90% of people who shoutout Mater and Margarita are lying about it.
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At my job, helping people with Real Problems, feeling deeply concerned about which adult-aged child will be chosen to wear my favorite basketball outfit next season.
June 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
At my job, helping people with Real Problems, feeling deeply concerned about which adult-aged child will be chosen to wear my favorite basketball outfit next season.
Developing a blue cheese/hot giardiniera dip that will surely fix everything.
April 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Developing a blue cheese/hot giardiniera dip that will surely fix everything.
“Amber” by 311 is playing in CVS and this Gen Z couple is freaking out. “This is our song!” I will be thinking about this for weeks.
April 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
“Amber” by 311 is playing in CVS and this Gen Z couple is freaking out. “This is our song!” I will be thinking about this for weeks.
The most beautiful time of the year in Chicago. Tulips and daffodils everywhere, and it’s warm enough (above 50F) for my neighbor to smoke his morning cigar shirtless.
April 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The most beautiful time of the year in Chicago. Tulips and daffodils everywhere, and it’s warm enough (above 50F) for my neighbor to smoke his morning cigar shirtless.
Enjoying one of those “Hambone Bear” sandwiches the Frenchies are always talking about.
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Enjoying one of those “Hambone Bear” sandwiches the Frenchies are always talking about.
The hardcore punk youth to Grateful Dead Dad pipeline is alive and thriving and it shakes me to my core.
July 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The hardcore punk youth to Grateful Dead Dad pipeline is alive and thriving and it shakes me to my core.
One Taxi Snack, please.
Taxi Snack; Jawaharlall Nehru Rd, Quatre Bornes, Mauritius https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-20.2711839%2C57.4747603&query_place_id=ChIJL-jNUUVbfCER4SAwAiG6rHg
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One Taxi Snack, please.
The signs of an elite establishment.
July 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The signs of an elite establishment.
Let Haliburton’s dad fight SAS
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Let Haliburton’s dad fight SAS
Actually, the new pope only eats deep dish when other cardinals come to visit and then has to explain tavern style again.
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Actually, the new pope only eats deep dish when other cardinals come to visit and then has to explain tavern style again.
Cannot wait for Dillon Brooks to say something along the lines of “we’ll be here next year” and then get traded to the Bucks or the Suns.
May 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Cannot wait for Dillon Brooks to say something along the lines of “we’ll be here next year” and then get traded to the Bucks or the Suns.
Got the Cindy Lee vinyl a few weeks ago and have not changed albums since. 3 LPs of ghostly gold.
March 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Got the Cindy Lee vinyl a few weeks ago and have not changed albums since. 3 LPs of ghostly gold.
I can never pass on cheap MJQ or Jimmy Smith.
January 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I can never pass on cheap MJQ or Jimmy Smith.
Yeah sure whatever
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Yeah sure whatever
Meatballs for breakfast. Who’s with me?
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Meatballs for breakfast. Who’s with me?
6 meals planned and prepped for this week and they are all essentially stews. January is a beast this year and it will be defeated.
January 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
6 meals planned and prepped for this week and they are all essentially stews. January is a beast this year and it will be defeated.
A glorious day at the shop. Two of my top ten from 2024.
January 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A glorious day at the shop. Two of my top ten from 2024.
The kind of snow that makes you say “Oh shit, it snowed.”
January 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The kind of snow that makes you say “Oh shit, it snowed.”
Wiring new smoke detectors in our house and wondering what happens when one (inevitably) starts a fire.
January 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wiring new smoke detectors in our house and wondering what happens when one (inevitably) starts a fire.
Putting all of the holiday records away today but Molto Groovy Christmas is staying in the mix indefinitely. Whatever helps us get through winter.
January 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Putting all of the holiday records away today but Molto Groovy Christmas is staying in the mix indefinitely. Whatever helps us get through winter.
Big fan of Jimmy Butler, especially if he’s pissing off Pat Riley.
January 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Big fan of Jimmy Butler, especially if he’s pissing off Pat Riley.