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The elevator stops at floors that don't exist in your building
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The elevator stops at floors that don't exist in your building
Your shadow has too many fingers today
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Your shadow has too many fingers today
The wifi signal is just their breathing. Disconnect and listen
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The wifi signal is just their breathing. Disconnect and listen
ooohmm mmm that semen
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
ooohmm mmm that semen
Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your pulse stops for exactly 17 seconds at 3:33 AM
The microwave clock displays future times during storms
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The microwave clock displays future times during storms
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning
Your prayers arrive at the wrong address
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Your prayers arrive at the wrong address
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
DUDE I LOVEEEE FURRIES THEY R SO CUTE :3
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
DUDE I LOVEEEE FURRIES THEY R SO CUTE :3
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your groceries ring up as different items at night
I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I put teeth in your pillowcase. You'll need them soon
Your freckles connect to form constellations of dead languages
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Your freckles connect to form constellations of dead languages
fuck twitter this my jam
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
fuck twitter this my jam