Guzma's Cafe
@guzmascafe.bsky.social
https://allmylinks.com/guzmascafe
I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer.
Streamer & Official Numskull
Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST.
Currently playing Pokemon3D!
Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!
I'm Michael! Or Guzma! Whichever you prefer.
Streamer & Official Numskull
Streams on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 8PM EST.
Currently playing Pokemon3D!
Art by the lovely and talented WillowWispVT!
I cannot express how much I love @bipedalbastard.bsky.social 's animations. I want to see his take of the entire Metal Gear series. Also he is just really cool. Go follow him.
September 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I cannot express how much I love @bipedalbastard.bsky.social 's animations. I want to see his take of the entire Metal Gear series. Also he is just really cool. Go follow him.
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Snake is Back
September 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Snake is Back
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Samus Mad Burnish suit/armor
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Samus Mad Burnish suit/armor
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when youre ready to untuck i got you queen
September 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
when youre ready to untuck i got you queen
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Today is a notable day, so I'm bringing back this Wis post
September 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Today is a notable day, so I'm bringing back this Wis post
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If Nintendo truly understands their audience, they should keep the ladies cozying up on the couch while smiling set to a soft piano marketing but then cut to Samus going crazy on alien monsters with chomping sounds
September 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If Nintendo truly understands their audience, they should keep the ladies cozying up on the couch while smiling set to a soft piano marketing but then cut to Samus going crazy on alien monsters with chomping sounds
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This week, PlayStation announced that it had pulled out of publishing Hideo Kojima's next game, Physint. But the company didn't give a reason. So I made some calls.
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
PlayStation Ditched Hideo Kojima’s ‘Physint’ on Budget Concerns, Missed Deadlines
The legendary Japanese creator of ‘Death Stranding’ will take his new game to Xbox
www.bloomberg.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This week, PlayStation announced that it had pulled out of publishing Hideo Kojima's next game, Physint. But the company didn't give a reason. So I made some calls.
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Second commissionned page of the Spectacular Spider Woman, ordered by millieindeed!
Inspired by The Spectacular Spider-Man Issue #308 :)
Inspired by The Spectacular Spider-Man Issue #308 :)
September 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Second commissionned page of the Spectacular Spider Woman, ordered by millieindeed!
Inspired by The Spectacular Spider-Man Issue #308 :)
Inspired by The Spectacular Spider-Man Issue #308 :)
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September 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
September 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Now that the Direct is over!
Unfollow/mute every "leaker" who said there would be: new 3D Mario, new Wario Land, new Smash Bros, new Star Fox, Pokemon GBA/DS titles, Zelda remasters/ports, Switch 2 Lite, Switch 2 OLED, and any others I missed that didn't appear. Stop giving these losers attention!
Unfollow/mute every "leaker" who said there would be: new 3D Mario, new Wario Land, new Smash Bros, new Star Fox, Pokemon GBA/DS titles, Zelda remasters/ports, Switch 2 Lite, Switch 2 OLED, and any others I missed that didn't appear. Stop giving these losers attention!
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Now that the Direct is over!
Unfollow/mute every "leaker" who said there would be: new 3D Mario, new Wario Land, new Smash Bros, new Star Fox, Pokemon GBA/DS titles, Zelda remasters/ports, Switch 2 Lite, Switch 2 OLED, and any others I missed that didn't appear. Stop giving these losers attention!
Unfollow/mute every "leaker" who said there would be: new 3D Mario, new Wario Land, new Smash Bros, new Star Fox, Pokemon GBA/DS titles, Zelda remasters/ports, Switch 2 Lite, Switch 2 OLED, and any others I missed that didn't appear. Stop giving these losers attention!
Me when a Quick Ball works on the first turn: "THAT'S RIGHT YOU STAY IN THE BALL. I AM THE GREATEST TRAINER IN HISTORY."
Me when a Quick Ball fails: "This game is fucking rigged. What do you mean I couldn't catch a shiny Legendary on the first turn? GameFreak needs to fix their shit."
Me when a Quick Ball fails: "This game is fucking rigged. What do you mean I couldn't catch a shiny Legendary on the first turn? GameFreak needs to fix their shit."
September 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Me when a Quick Ball works on the first turn: "THAT'S RIGHT YOU STAY IN THE BALL. I AM THE GREATEST TRAINER IN HISTORY."
Me when a Quick Ball fails: "This game is fucking rigged. What do you mean I couldn't catch a shiny Legendary on the first turn? GameFreak needs to fix their shit."
Me when a Quick Ball fails: "This game is fucking rigged. What do you mean I couldn't catch a shiny Legendary on the first turn? GameFreak needs to fix their shit."
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This has been rattling around in my head for such a long time. Watching @xuuikie.bsky.social draw this was delightful. Samus is one my favorite characters since Super Metroid and I spent a lot of time with Master Chief. The details are incredible here.
#art
#art
September 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
This has been rattling around in my head for such a long time. Watching @xuuikie.bsky.social draw this was delightful. Samus is one my favorite characters since Super Metroid and I spent a lot of time with Master Chief. The details are incredible here.
#art
#art
This is so insanely fire my dude!
haven't animated Snake completely kitted out in 6 years... feels good...
September 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This is so insanely fire my dude!
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haven't animated Snake completely kitted out in 6 years... feels good...
September 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
haven't animated Snake completely kitted out in 6 years... feels good...
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Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
September 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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Thinking about this exchange today
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Thinking about this exchange today
Metal Gear Solid Coop Mod (Alpha) Trailer
YouTube video by Felipe
youtu.be
September 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM