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just rained for four minutes in twickenham
Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
ALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
static.klipy.com
May 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
just rained for four minutes in twickenham
here I thought they'd cast frankie muniz as the live action megamind.
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has appointed James Murray as the new Health Secretary
May 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
here I thought they'd cast frankie muniz as the live action megamind.
finished my first week of my first ever "9-5" job.
celebrated by getting twatted down the pub and now about to embark on one of these so-called "weekends" everyone is so jolly about.
celebrated by getting twatted down the pub and now about to embark on one of these so-called "weekends" everyone is so jolly about.
Spock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise
ALT: Spock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise
static.klipy.com
May 9, 2026 at 10:14 AM
finished my first week of my first ever "9-5" job.
celebrated by getting twatted down the pub and now about to embark on one of these so-called "weekends" everyone is so jolly about.
celebrated by getting twatted down the pub and now about to embark on one of these so-called "weekends" everyone is so jolly about.
went birdwatching along the thames this afternoon and am now sat in a beer garden with a hawkstone
April 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went birdwatching along the thames this afternoon and am now sat in a beer garden with a hawkstone
old lad whining in sainsburys cause the self-scan didn't give him a receipt. he bought 1 (one) bottle of stella.
get in the fucking urn.
get in the fucking urn.
April 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
old lad whining in sainsburys cause the self-scan didn't give him a receipt. he bought 1 (one) bottle of stella.
get in the fucking urn.
get in the fucking urn.
it's 16° and sunny in putney so don't judge me.
March 19, 2026 at 12:16 PM
it's 16° and sunny in putney so don't judge me.
my bike goes in for a service tomorrow so obviously I've just given it a pre-service service, because I'd rather my dad walked in on my auto-erotic asphyxiated corpse than my mechanic think I neglect my chain.
March 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
my bike goes in for a service tomorrow so obviously I've just given it a pre-service service, because I'd rather my dad walked in on my auto-erotic asphyxiated corpse than my mechanic think I neglect my chain.
traffic warden, cyclist, shoplifter and paedo.
February 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
traffic warden, cyclist, shoplifter and paedo.
browsing linkedin and really sorry to see your mum's left her job.
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
browsing linkedin and really sorry to see your mum's left her job.
local has had a refurb. clearly... it needs another. @dankackroyd.bsky.social have a fucking word.
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
local has had a refurb. clearly... it needs another. @dankackroyd.bsky.social have a fucking word.
happy january payday to all who celebrate. enjoy eating things that aren't heated by a kettle.
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
happy january payday to all who celebrate. enjoy eating things that aren't heated by a kettle.
on her majesty's secret serviced apartments for over 65s.
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
on her majesty's secret serviced apartments for over 65s.
fortunately my geocities erotic manga site is still kicking. tick my visitor counter into triple digits!
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
fortunately my geocities erotic manga site is still kicking. tick my visitor counter into triple digits!
well thank god for the UK warning us. he must be stopped at all costs.
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
well thank god for the UK warning us. he must be stopped at all costs.
me: what christmas film did you watch when wrapping the presents?
@youwouldknow.bsky.social: silence of the lambs.
@youwouldknow.bsky.social: silence of the lambs.
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
me: what christmas film did you watch when wrapping the presents?
@youwouldknow.bsky.social: silence of the lambs.
@youwouldknow.bsky.social: silence of the lambs.
catholic contraceptive route map, nyc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
catholic contraceptive route map, nyc.
fucking movember. I've had a stache since 2015. my culture is not your costume.
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
fucking movember. I've had a stache since 2015. my culture is not your costume.
my group of friends spans from the 1970s-1990s with nary a mention of it.
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
my group of friends spans from the 1970s-1990s with nary a mention of it.
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
teenage me, born in september, talking to a schoolfriend born the following july:
alright non-nazi twitter? it's been a while. been living my hot girl summer, but now I'm in a chunky knit it's time to maybe give this another punt.
anything happened in the news recently?
anything happened in the news recently?
September 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
alright non-nazi twitter? it's been a while. been living my hot girl summer, but now I'm in a chunky knit it's time to maybe give this another punt.
anything happened in the news recently?
anything happened in the news recently?
discovering there's only two sheets of paper left once you've already been on the toilet for five minutes is equal parts a lesson in frugality and origami.
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
discovering there's only two sheets of paper left once you've already been on the toilet for five minutes is equal parts a lesson in frugality and origami.
if oasis were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the fucking curtains.
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
if oasis were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the fucking curtains.
been awake since 5am local (3am UK/body clock)
June 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
been awake since 5am local (3am UK/body clock)