Tom Hagen
@hagenauto.bsky.social
Science, history, technology, indolence #Watfordfc, ITFC,
Watching K9 trying to play football reminds me of that but in Grease where John Travolta tries to be a jock. #watfordfc
September 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Watching K9 trying to play football reminds me of that but in Grease where John Travolta tries to be a jock. #watfordfc
Three Watford player nearly colliding in the middle of the pitch shortly before stokes second goal sums the afternoon up. Looking desperate.
September 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Three Watford player nearly colliding in the middle of the pitch shortly before stokes second goal sums the afternoon up. Looking desperate.
Looking roughly disjointed and knackered. #watfordfc desperate for a decent dm and full backs. This does not look good. Really need to dig out yet another second half comeback. Seems unlikely.
September 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Looking roughly disjointed and knackered. #watfordfc desperate for a decent dm and full backs. This does not look good. Really need to dig out yet another second half comeback. Seems unlikely.
Very big half of football that for #watfordfc
September 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Very big half of football that for #watfordfc
What is Kyprianou supposed to be good at? #watfordfc
September 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What is Kyprianou supposed to be good at? #watfordfc
Kyprianou is still not a great player. Not really even a good player. Kayembe is a better player by far- quite enjoying him at LB #watfordfc
September 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Kyprianou is still not a great player. Not really even a good player. Kayembe is a better player by far- quite enjoying him at LB #watfordfc
Baffled by Dionisi sticking with K9. Like playing with 10 men. Bravo trying to do both their jobs. #watfordfc
September 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Baffled by Dionisi sticking with K9. Like playing with 10 men. Bravo trying to do both their jobs. #watfordfc
Not an awful point. #watfordfc Will be a bit disappointed with 5 points from the first 3 games and I think that in itself is a positive. We look tired already, subs bench threadbare. Playing as a team though. West Ham only have Bowen - they will not get back up. Madley awful as ever.
August 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Not an awful point. #watfordfc Will be a bit disappointed with 5 points from the first 3 games and I think that in itself is a positive. We look tired already, subs bench threadbare. Playing as a team though. West Ham only have Bowen - they will not get back up. Madley awful as ever.
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That is entirely on Tuchel. The players gave everything, but that was a tactical catastrophe — wrong shape, wrong subs, wrong priorities. England dumped out by a team that kept playing football when England had stopped
July 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
That is entirely on Tuchel. The players gave everything, but that was a tactical catastrophe — wrong shape, wrong subs, wrong priorities. England dumped out by a team that kept playing football when England had stopped
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This account has happily documented many reasons for vessels to be lost. Daft designs, acts of cartographical inexactitude and suicidal signalling have all featured heavily.
However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
May 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This account has happily documented many reasons for vessels to be lost. Daft designs, acts of cartographical inexactitude and suicidal signalling have all featured heavily.
However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
Deffo penalty there. No 20 tripped chakv plain as day. Sums up championship reffing this season #watfordfc
May 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Deffo penalty there. No 20 tripped chakv plain as day. Sums up championship reffing this season #watfordfc
That sums up the season nicely - easiest goal of the season for Cov? #watfordfc
May 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
That sums up the season nicely - easiest goal of the season for Cov? #watfordfc
Right fuck off ed. Take most of these spineless wonders with you. #watfordfc
April 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Right fuck off ed. Take most of these spineless wonders with you. #watfordfc
So many poor touches and misplaced passes by #watfordfc and yet Middlesbrough are not much better (except a tucking it away). They are one point off second. A reminder of how poor the standard has been this year and what a missed opportunity it has been. Gino you fucked it up - AGAIN!
April 25, 2026 at 12:19 PM
So many poor touches and misplaced passes by #watfordfc and yet Middlesbrough are not much better (except a tucking it away). They are one point off second. A reminder of how poor the standard has been this year and what a missed opportunity it has been. Gino you fucked it up - AGAIN!
Danger of a game of football breaking out here #watfordfc brakes finally off?
April 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Danger of a game of football breaking out here #watfordfc brakes finally off?
Championship reffing reaches yet another nadir. #watfordfc
April 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Championship reffing reaches yet another nadir. #watfordfc
That has to be Ed done. Maybe we’re simply uncoachable, but he seems to have made absolutely no progress at all. So much less than the sum of our parts. #watfordfc
April 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
That has to be Ed done. Maybe we’re simply uncoachable, but he seems to have made absolutely no progress at all. So much less than the sum of our parts. #watfordfc
Somehow, inexplicably, each manager is worse than the last. #watfordfc
April 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Somehow, inexplicably, each manager is worse than the last. #watfordfc
Another disappointing game, another disappointing season. What’s really infuriating is this is the easiest league for years, and just a bit more intelligence by the owner could have made a push for it. Nani, Dux and Pozzo are headless chickens. Every season. #Watfordfc
April 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Another disappointing game, another disappointing season. What’s really infuriating is this is the easiest league for years, and just a bit more intelligence by the owner could have made a push for it. Nani, Dux and Pozzo are headless chickens. Every season. #Watfordfc
Nabizada 10x the footballer K9 is. I’m sure Luka will go to Udinese and score a hat load - but for us he’s dog shit. #watfordfc
April 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Nabizada 10x the footballer K9 is. I’m sure Luka will go to Udinese and score a hat load - but for us he’s dog shit. #watfordfc
Note to #Watfordfc managers; just because a player says they can play on the other side doesn’t mean they actually can. Petris wasted on the left, just means you have two players out of position. Very disappointing all round though. This is QPR and we’ve made them look decent.
April 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Note to #Watfordfc managers; just because a player says they can play on the other side doesn’t mean they actually can. Petris wasted on the left, just means you have two players out of position. Very disappointing all round though. This is QPR and we’ve made them look decent.
When your keeper is MOTM it’s rarely a good sign but Leicester’s was the ref… so disappointing as it is and as useless as it seems a point is a point. #watfordfc
March 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
When your keeper is MOTM it’s rarely a good sign but Leicester’s was the ref… so disappointing as it is and as useless as it seems a point is a point. #watfordfc
Good save I reckon - justice done #watfordfc
March 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Good save I reckon - justice done #watfordfc