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Lauren
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Writer/producer, brainstormer, Cassandra. She/her. 🔫 safety, 🏳️‍🌈 rights, vote 🗳️ blue, 🥊 Nazis.
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So this is creepy as hell and sus af. Fox using AI to replace trump’s actual voice. His base will probably never notice.
April 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Diabetes and hypertension?? Try collective rage at what we’ve seen—the horrors of child rape—by billionaires and presidents.
February 26, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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February 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Photos of Howard Lutnick and one of the creepy masks from Epstein Island’s “dentist” room - the faces are identical.
February 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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wtmff
A close-up of trump’s open mouth showing teeth clearly rotting and covered in plaque
February 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I mean…
Photo of a 20-something Pam Bondi at a party standing between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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❤️‍🔥
A menorah depicting dancing Keith Haring style figures and nine rose-colored candles representing the eight nights of Chanukah + the shamash
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sofia Isella, “Above the Neck” - this is the anthem of this moment.
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The hair, the ice queen reputation, the weird maternal meanness…
A photo of Trump with his mother, Mary Anne Trump, alongside a photo of Trump with his chief of staff, Susie Wiles. The women bear striking resemblance to one another. Dude has such mommy & daddy issues it’s pathetic.
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Unrelated, I’m sure.
Rob Reiner is developing a television series titled "The Spy and the Asset." This project focuses on the relationship between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, exploring their backgrounds and the implications for democracy. Reiner is working with writer Ward Parry, who has a background with The Guardian. The narrative will cover the childhoods of both figures and their eventual convergence, highlighting significant historical events.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Unrelated, I’m sure.
Rob Reiner is developing a television series titled "The Spy and the Asset." This project focuses on the relationship between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, exploring their backgrounds and the implications for democracy. Reiner is working with writer Ward Parry, who has a background with The Guardian. The narrative will cover the childhoods of both figures and their eventual convergence, highlighting significant historical events.
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Rob Reiner was working on a docuseries about Putin and Trump
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Zero sympathy for this feckless fuck.
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s giving this, and not in a good way.
A photo of Gavin Newsom with his then-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle, both dressed in black, reclining on an intricate red and gold rug. From a 2004 article about the couple in Harper’s Bazaar.
July 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My most extra hydrangea bush showing off its three colors. #GardeningFeed #GardenSky #hydrangeas #natureswonder
Two pictures - one from the side, one from above - show three small vases containing hydrangea blossoms, one pink, one both pink and blue, and the third sky blue. The photo taken from above shows the color gradient.
July 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Other favorites: Y’all Quaeda, Vanilla Isis, Yee-Hawdists, Meal Team Six, Semper Pie.
Social media post which reads “Dear Tom Homan, All I'm saying is, if you were to deputize a couple thousand of us, we could have this entire thing wrapped up by Tuesday afternoon. Don't worry about arming us or transporting us. We've got that covered. Just know when you see the trucks rolling down the street, we're handling a few things for you. Seriously, just deputize us. And let us video it and post it online. Hugs, Zeek (and a bunch of Zeek's friends)” An older man sitting at a bar with a t-shirt that has a graphic of a man aiming an assault rifle. Text reads, “Stay low, go fast. Kill first, die last. One shot, one kill. No luck, just skill.”
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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First ever batch of chive blossom salt!
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Totally normal behavior from the drug-addled cringe in chief billionaire weirdo who owns the president.

h/t @thetnholler.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Hear me out…I’m clearly not alone…
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Political campaign bumper sticker that says “Stewart/Colbert 08“ with the zero covered by a two (ie, ‘28).
May 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Found this in a box. Don’t have words to describe the mood storm it stirs.
A political campaign bumper sticker that says “Stewart/Colbert ‘08.” (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert)
May 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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And the Capitol marauders got pardons. Not a single high school or junior college revoked *their* degrees.
Tweet from @ColumbiaBDS: “BREAKING: COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY HAS JUST SUSPENDED, EXPELLED, AND REVOKED DEGREES FROM 22 STUDENTS FOR PROTESTING GENOCIDE” Comment from @BallouxFrancois: A university degree is a qualification, not a morality clause. A University revoking degrees for 'wrong think' makes a total mockery of its mission. This is also the most authoritarian 'right-woke' nonsense I've come across in a while.
March 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Cowards, all.
Screenshot with a headline from Politico saying, “No more in-person town halls, NRCC chief Tells House Republicans.“
March 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It’s giving
A person in Times Square dressed as Lady Liberty looking down at a smartphone.
January 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 10:27 PM