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Harry Canyon
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It’s not going to work. People will, like they always have, wake up when it really counts.
September 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Weekend At Mitch’s
Mitch McConnell's Shocked SNL Reaction
ALT: Mitch McConnell's Shocked SNL Reaction
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July 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Here’s a quick podcast idea : Why do men have nipples? I’m so glad they do whatever the reason! Especially very large ones. With rings in them.
Man Wiggling Nipples
ALT: Man Wiggling Nipples
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July 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Uh oh…. The fat lady is warming up!
Republicans currently hold a 218-212 majority in the House, so Democrats need to flip only a handful of seats to win control.
Democrats’ Chances of Flipping the House With Four Months Until Midterms
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July 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Mitch McConnell is going to die soon.

Happy Birthday, America.
July 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not around me. Please!
That’s not rain it’s squirt
July 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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🤣🤣 Happy 4th!
July 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
You know, no one ever mentions “The Day Of The Dolphin.” Isn’t it just about time for a reboot? I’m just saying. Possibly starring a dolphin? And Tom Hanks? #seriously #notseriously #whatdidyoujustsay
Naughty Dolphin Pokes Woman, Gets a Scream
ALT: Naughty Dolphin Pokes Woman, Gets a Scream
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July 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yes I know. I get it all the time. You look familiar. Have I seen you on TV? And the answer is yes. I’m that guy. In 1978. So yes. Now you know. May I finish sex now? #hey #mayiaskyouaquestion #btw
Sex
ALT: Sex
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July 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Yep. They are definitely circling. Is he outside?
July 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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"Miskatonic University Field Research, Central Europe, late 1920s." Video version of a digital photo-montage with one of my Lovecraftian bas-reliefs. This is the last one in the series. And maybe someone will recognize this gentleman. #lovecraft #weird
July 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
BTW feel free to send me all the dickpics you want. #weird #bored
July 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Good afternoon and happy Independence Day! I’d watch Independence Day but its cast features a particular actor who I loathe. Thanks a lot G.I. Jane!
Happy 4th of July Fireworks Display
ALT: Happy 4th of July Fireworks Display
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July 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Happy 250 anniversary to the US and all the little silver paper balls that make it a great nation
July 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Imagine what our Founding Fathers would say if they could see what America has become? “Oh my God, where are all the slaves?” “Wait..are those women…voting?” “What. The. Fuck.”
July 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Uh…I’m in shock for a moment no doubt…but it’s not bad…not bad at all….
I disrobe in front of you at the sauna. What do you do?
#gaysauna #gay #cock #hairydaddy #lockerroom
July 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
One of my favorite new #podcast discoveries is “ The Lovecraft Investigations” which is equally parts Lovecraftian creepiness and X Files troupiness ( is that a real word)!
Lovecraft Hp Lovecraft
ALT: Lovecraft Hp Lovecraft
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July 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Anyone interested in watching me play with my penis? Playing with their penis? #bored
Penis Cute
ALT: Penis Cute
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July 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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There's a whole rainbow of horror films to choose from.
The Best Queer Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen - Pop Heist
These under-appreciated queer horror films will push your boundaries in unexpected, challenging, and terrifying ways.
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July 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Uh EWWWW
July 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Reading Simon’s “Necronomicon”again. Is it real or is it Memorex? Definitely a creepy little thing either way!
Spongebob Lovecraft
ALT: Spongebob Lovecraft
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July 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Except that it has Will Smith in it, whom I now despise! I cannot bear to watch any of his movies anymore. Can’t stand him!
👽 Released #OnThisDay 30 years ago. The highest-grossing film of 1996 and the second-highest-grossing film ever at the time, behind Jurassic Park. THE ultimate, practically perfect summer blockbuster! 👏 Genuinely funny, exciting and thrilling sci-fi action extravaganza. #IndependenceDay 🛸 #ID4 📽️🎞️
July 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I definitely am NOT eating someone’s ass! That’s nasty IMO! Sucking dick? No problemo! But shit comes out of your asshole! I guess to each his own! Whew!
July 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I absolutely love this movie! Hilarious!!
July 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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The 50 Best Latin Rock Bands of All Time: Staff Picks
The 50 Best Latin Rock Bands of All Time: Staff Picks
Behold, Billboard's 50 best Latin rock bands of all time, from Mexico's Café Tacvba to Argentina's Babasónicos and Peru's punk pioneers Los Saicos.
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July 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM