The Seahawks-Niners game right now. #nflplayoffs
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January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The Seahawks-Niners game right now. #nflplayoffs
My Apple Watch: Good job on your sleep! Great sleep score!
My body throughout the day:
My body throughout the day:
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January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My Apple Watch: Good job on your sleep! Great sleep score!
My body throughout the day:
My body throughout the day:
“General Sherman would be proud” I thought as I smiled sipping my beer at the Sam Adams brewery location inside ATL.
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“General Sherman would be proud” I thought as I smiled sipping my beer at the Sam Adams brewery location inside ATL.
Me several beers in on Thanksgiving seeing my wife on the other side of the room
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me several beers in on Thanksgiving seeing my wife on the other side of the room
@arcraiders.bsky.social is the real deal. It’s made a non-multiplayer guy a big fan. #arcraiders
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@arcraiders.bsky.social is the real deal. It’s made a non-multiplayer guy a big fan. #arcraiders
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight
I am an anti-facist
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am an anti-facist
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
I am full of chips and dip right now. I hope you are too.
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I am full of chips and dip right now. I hope you are too.
Full of ibuprofen and dreams
August 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Full of ibuprofen and dreams
Achievement Unlocked: Throw out your back for no reason by just bending over normally in your forties
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August 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Achievement Unlocked: Throw out your back for no reason by just bending over normally in your forties
RIP Ozzy. I’m glad I got to see you live and in good form, both with Sabbath and as a solo act. See you on the other side. 🤘🏻
July 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
RIP Ozzy. I’m glad I got to see you live and in good form, both with Sabbath and as a solo act. See you on the other side. 🤘🏻
In a world that thinks that Homelander is the blueprint, be a Superman.
July 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
In a world that thinks that Homelander is the blueprint, be a Superman.
We have now reached the time of day where it sounds like a war outside and will continue for at least 3-4 more hours
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We have now reached the time of day where it sounds like a war outside and will continue for at least 3-4 more hours
Starting tomorrow I’m in a tank top till Monday 🇺🇸🎆🗽
July 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Starting tomorrow I’m in a tank top till Monday 🇺🇸🎆🗽
Me watching the new season of #TheBear
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July 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me watching the new season of #TheBear
I am so stressed out right now. My dog deserves better than what this world is serving.
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I am so stressed out right now. My dog deserves better than what this world is serving.
Yesterday I skinned my knee playing sports outside, had a sandwich my mom made and played a lot of Pokemon. You could say I’ve got this middle aged thing pretty well handled.
June 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yesterday I skinned my knee playing sports outside, had a sandwich my mom made and played a lot of Pokemon. You could say I’ve got this middle aged thing pretty well handled.
Being a #millenial is being a 42 year old man calling over his 45 year old wife to see that his #Pokemon is evolving.
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Being a #millenial is being a 42 year old man calling over his 45 year old wife to see that his #Pokemon is evolving.
May 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM